Chapter 902

He Mingxuan and Zhang Hai are good friends who love and kill each other.

How good is it?

They all share the wives on Douyin. He Mingxuan brushes a beautiful lady on Douyin and recommends her to Zhang Hai. Then Zhang Hai tells him that your wife is great, but now it's mine.

Then the beautiful little sister became their common wife.

When the summer vacation started, the two friends also went to the cinema together.

However, the two have disagreed on what film to see.

He Mingxuan wants to see Fengshen 3 and Zhang Hai wants to see transformers 5.

"Sand sculpture, Michael Bay despises us so much, and goes to see his movies?" He Mingxuan make complaints about it.

Zhang Hai blinked: "well, I'm not a dragon."

He Mingxuan Gou RI's spy, that does not see "Transformers 5", the previous several "Transformers" are so rotten

"It's different. It's said that Michael Bay wants to build the transformers universe."

"What does the transformers universe look like? The myth of the Dragon kingdom is more to my taste. "

"Domestic movies are all blown out. Do you really believe that the special effects of Fengshen 3 are better than transformers 5? Is it really sand sculpture? " Zhang Hai disdains the way.

He Mingxuan also gave Zhang Hai a middle finger.

"Cameron himself said that the special effects of Fengshen 2 are No.1 in the world. He knows more than you."

"It's just commercial mutual boasting. I checked the information and found that Cameron liked" three bodies ". At that time, Yue Guan called Cameron to Longguo to discuss the film adaptation of" three bodies ". Cameron flattered" Fengshen 2 "along with the trend. Don't you take it seriously?"

"If you are a spy, you will know that it is black. I don't care. I'm going to watch Fengshen 3. " He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai Go away, don't be coquettish to labor and capital. "

The two did not reach an agreement.

He Mingxuan suggested: "let's see who urinates far away and listen to who, OK?"

Zhang Hai The sand sculpture, can't we both see it? "

"You're just afraid of losing."

"Ha ha, I'm afraid of your inferiority, lest you feel ashamed."

……

The two good friends went to the nearest cinema.

Forget to say, these two people shared a house, after all, they are good friends with the same wife.

After arriving at the cinema, they bought tickets for transformers 5.

It's not that he Mingxuan lost to Zhang Hai and was robbed by Zhang Hai. The main reason is that the tickets for the first scene of Fengshen 3 have been sold out, while transformers 5 has not.

For this situation, he Mingxuan proudly looked at Zhang Hai: "see? The audience voted with their feet. "

Zhang Hai said with a smile: "it's all sand sculptures washed like you. I'll bet that Fengshen 3 is a piece of shit. After watching transformers 5, you can't see the clumsy domestic special effects of Fengshen 3."

"Do you want to bet something?"

"If the special effects of Fengshen 3 are better than those of transformers 5, I won't miss your wife any more."

"Go away."

He Mingxuan is to let Zhang Hai "cheat eat cheat drink", but this crooked nuts treacherous powerful, although sarcastic, but not deceived, he was a little disappointed.

At this time, "Transformers 5" is not a few minutes away from the release, the two quickly check-in, and then to the cinema ready to see a movie.

Zhang Hai is a little excited.

He grew up abroad, transformers is one of his childhood and feelings, so he has always had a special feeling for the "Transformers" series.

For "Transformers 5" to create the idea of transformers universe, he is also very excited.

If the universe of "Transformers" takes shape, it may have the influence of reconnection if it develops. For his love powder of transformers, if you think about it, it will be high and fashionable.

Then Zhang Hai was hit hard.

"What kind of plot is this?" Zhang Hai make complaints about it.

He turned to have a look.

He Mingxuan opened his mouth, saliva has flowed to the corner of his mouth, obviously asleep.

Zhang Hai

See he Mingxuan sleep so sweet, he also a little want to sleep.

The main reason is that the plot of transformers 5 is so bad that he can't even watch this kind of love powder.

Optimus Prime, who has always protected the earth as his hometown, suddenly blackened out in transformers 5, tearing Bumblebee with his hand, and then suddenly awakened because of a deep confession from Bumblebee

The whole play has no story, no logic, it's all routine, it's stinky and long, it's full of piss. Besides, advertisements of Longguo can be seen everywhere. Zhang Haiyue suspects that "Transformers 5" is not a series of transformers, but an advertisement made by Longguo's company, mixed with some movie plots.Real dragon capital invades Hollywood and smashes it down.

At last, Zhang Hai went to sleep.

Until the end of the movie, Zhang Hai and he Mingxuan wake up and wipe the corners of their mouths.

A fat brother in his twenties around them wanted to clap, but the audience stopped him with silence.

After leaving the screening Hall of transformers 5, he Mingxuan opened the poisonous tongue mode: "is this the transformers you pushed by five stars? It's really rotten. It's in line with your taste. "

Zhang Hai can not refute, can only force way: "Michael Bay is too rubbish, completely did not shoot the essence of" transformers. "

"Transformers has a ghost essence? Isn't that the way the Autobots transform? " He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai

As a matter of fact, if transformers can be shot around Autobots, it will be a great success.

Unfortunately, the road is very simple, but the people are very complicated.

After watching transformers 5, Zhang Hai no longer wants to be tortured in the cinema.

But he Mingxuan didn't let him run.

"Fengshen 3 hasn't been seen yet. Don't hurry."

"Transformers 5 is so bad, but Fengshen 3 is worse." Zhang Haidao.

"If there is no investigation, there will be no right to speak. Now you can only say that transformers 5 is rotten and Fengshen 3 will be finished."

"After watching it, I'll see it. If it's too big to be disgusted again, I'll put it here. Longguo can't make good special effects movies."

Two and a half hours later.

Zhang Hai's face is swollen.

Beaten by he Mingxuan.

After watching Fengshen 3, he Mingxuan feels that he is boiling with blood. He can't control himself if he doesn't fight.

So he bravely rushed to Zhang Hai a.

Then they play GG together.

"You are sick. Hit me. Why?" Zhang Hai is angry.

He Mingxuan forked his waist and laughed: "spy, do you agree with me? Is Fengshen 3 good-looking

Zhang Hai

It's really good-looking.

He took it.

It turns out that he thought transformers 5 would hang Fengshen 3.

Now it seems that the sling is a sling.

It's just a change of sequence.

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