Chapter 204 - That Was A Trip

I looked around and saw everything distort and change colors. Suddenly, a small door appeared on the wall, but it was only the size of my foot. I crawled on the floor and opened the door. I fell through it and began to swing my arms as I floated through the space filled with exciting colors.

"Whoooa. Am I in space?" My voice echoed throughout the rainbow lit space.

Something grabbed my ankle causing me to stop floating in the space. Then I was pulled backwards. I tried to grab on to something, but there was nothing to grab on to. There was only a plethora of colors. I was back in the rainbow hallway and I turned to look at who was pulling me by the ankle.

A giant black cat with bright golden eyes peered at me. It's smile covered it's entire face in an impossible way. It's tail clung to my ankle as it jumped around me, "Ahh~ Little girl Little girl. What do you see?"

"I see a beautiful pussy cat looking at me." I answered and giggled at myself. I held my hands out to it, "Come my beautiful pussy cat! Come be free with me!"

The cat clicked it's tongue as it dragged me down the hallway, "I can't be free with you. I fear my head may fly to the sky~"

I gasped, "Your head?!"

In the blink of an eye, I was transported into a bedroom. All of the colors in the room started to bleed and drip onto the floor. It looked as if the room was melting. PoonPoon suddenly jumped out of my hair like he was a flea. He landed on my chest wearing a top hat and cane. I had not brought him with me on this trip so there was only one explanation...

My hair was a portal.

I touched my hair trying to use it as a portal while PoonPoon looked at me closely, "You must tie down the pussy cat or else he will float away!"

I gasped, "Noo! The Pussy cat can't leave me!"

The cat started flying up towards the ceiling, "Oh no~ I am getting away! Please save me!"

PoonPoon produced a ribbon from thin air, "Hurry! Tie him down so he won't fly away!"

I grabbed the ribbon and jumped in the air to grab the cat. Then I dragged him over to a chair with all my strength. I gritted my teeth, "Kitty! Stop fighting! I can't tie you down if you resist!"

The cat giggled crazily, "It is not I! Tis gravity!"

"D*mn gravity! Tell it to stop!"

A black crow suddenly appeared and started flying around me laughing menacingly. I ignored it as I fought with gravity, using all of my strength to pull the cat down from the air. I managed the tie the cat up to a chair with much difficulty. I took a step back and wiped my brow, "There! Pussy cat is safe now!"

The cat's head began to spin around, "My head! My head is spinning! It's going to fall off! Off! Off! Off!"

I panicked as I watched it's head start to slowly float to the ceiling like a balloon, "What should we do now?!"

A black crow cawed and landed on my shoulder. It's voice screamed in my ear like a singer from a Heavy Metal band, "PLUCK OUT HIS EYES AND EAT THEM FOR DESSERT!"

I swatted off the bird, "Whoa drug bird. That's too intense. I am not going to eat his eyeballs."

PoonPoon jumped to my shoulder, "A lap dance! A lap dance!"

"A lap dance? Oh okay. I watched a few drama's with these." I started to dance, "Well kitty? Does your head feel better now?"

The cat laughed, "Better! Much better!"

I smiled smugly, "I knew my lap dance would heal your balloon head."

The window opened and several rainbow colored butterflies flew in. As they flew, they air seem to sparkle around them. Their colors were so bright I was transfixed on them. I jumped in the air trying to catch them, but they kept managing to elude my grasp.

They spoke in a high pitched voice, "Ahh! Danger! Danger! You must escape!"

"Escape from what?"

PoonPoon jumped to the floor and did flips in the air, "Hurry! We must escape! The door is closing!"

I followed where he was pointing, but all I saw was a wall with different colored bricks. However, it was still just a wall. I frowned, "There is no door. Just a wall!"

PoonPoon did a dance on the floor, "Nay! There is a door! It leads to the world of magic. You just need to run at it full speed without any hesitation. Then you will be there in an instant."

My eyes lit up, "I can go to the world of magic?!"

PoonPoon nodded as his head grew larger, "You can! You just need to run at the wall with all of your strength!"

I looked at PoonPoon closely, "Are you sure I should run at the wall with all my strength?"

The butterflies landed on the brick wall, "Hurry! Hurry!"

"I don't know... It seems a bit crazy to run at a solid wall."

The butterflies wings all drooped, "Do you hate us? You hate us..."

I spoke quickly, "No rainbow butterflies! I could never hate you!"

"Then come!" Their high pitched voices all squeaked in unison.

The cat laughed, "You want to be magical right?!"

"Hell yeah I do!" I suddenly turned to the wall and ran at it full speed, "Here I come magical kingdom!"

*SMACK*

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I groaned as I rolled around on the floor. I lifted my head and felt like it was being stabbed by thousands of needles, "Where am I?"

I realized I was laying face down on the cold floor. I slowly sat up rubbing my head. A fresh bump was on my forehead which stung horrendously. I looked up and saw a dent in the wall. I reached out and touched it, "W-What..."

I turned around and realized I was in a bedroom. As I looked around the room, I noticed someone tied up in a chair. I froze, "Uhhh..."

Dante's sharp golden eyes stared into mine. His hands and leg were tied to the chair in what looked like ripped apart cloth.

I forced a smile, "Why are you tied up?"

Dante answered in a cold tone, "Last night someone decided that I was a cat which was trying to fly away, so she tied me up to a chair."

"..."

What the hell was in that coffee.

I cleared my throat and tried to act innocent, "And who was that person?"

He glared at me, "You."

"Right..." I rubbed my head and sighed, "My head feels like it was hit by a truck and my mouth is so dry... This feels worse than any hangover I have ever had."

"Just untie me." Dante responded in a cold tone. I walked over and quickly untied him. He stood up massaging his wrists while staring at me with a cold expression. "No more coffee."

"For once I agree with you..." I sighed as I continued to rub my forehead, "You know... I think PoonPoon is my spirit animal."

"..."

"Wait. Before everything got crazy, I remember Millie also escorting me to my room last night. What happened to her?"

Dante's gaze turned to the floor. I followed it and saw Millie laying on the ground unconscious. What the f*ck happened to her?!

Dante answered my thoughts, "You knocked her out last night."

I wanted to scream, "I did WHAT?!"

"She tried to get you to calm down. You thought she said to eat my eyeballs, then you sucker punched her in the face."

"Ahh! My sweet Millie! I didn't mean to hurt you!" I bent down to Millie and sobbed. She's definitely going to be angry with me once she wakes up... If she wakes up.

Noticing that she didn't budge while I cried fake tears, I stopped. I poked her nonchalantly, "Oi. Millie. You alive?"

Millie didn't move an inch. I only shrugged, "Oh. I am sure she is alright."

I didn't look back up at Dante, "Then... The lap dance?"

"Oh. That part was nice."

I muttered to myself, "Drugs really are bad..." I stood up and cleared my throat to hide my shame, "I am going to go find something to drink now."

I decided that it was best to let Millie recover on her own while I went in search of a gallon of water to chug. I went to walk out of the room, but Dante stopped me. "Could you change first?" I looked down at the clothes I was still wearing that Hypatia had given me. Pieces were ripped from I assume was the fabric used to tie Dante up. However, the outfit still looked cute even if it was ripped up.

I pouted at him, "What? You don't like it? I think I still look good in this..."

"..."

I sighed and fiddled with the clothes, "I knew I wouldn't look good in these... My body is just too unattractive."

I am so sorry Seri! I couldn't make you beautiful! Even though I am half naked, Dante still doesn't find me attractive!

Dante noticed my depressed face and hugged me. I looked up at him in surprise, but he refused to meet my eyes. I noticed the tips of his ears turning red. He cleared his throat, "No... It's the opposite. I want to be the only one who gets to look at you like this."

I grinned at his response and reached up to pinch his cheeks, "Hehe. Dante. Your possessiveness is showing."

He spoke through a clenched jaw, "Just get changed."

"Mmn." I paused noticing he made no effort to leave. I raised an eyebrow, "Are you going to stay here and watch?"

"I seem to recall someone saying that they've spied on me getting dressed. I thought I would return the favor."

My face twitched as I recalled the embarrassing secret I shouted at the dinner table. I promise I wasn't some creep who spied on him on purpose. It was just that one day, I was running away from the headmaster and hid in the men's locker room. I didn't think anyone would be there at the time. But of course, Dante had been. Right in plain view too.

I cleared my throat and looked away, "It's not like I did it on purpose. I am not a peeping pervert. I was hiding and you just happened... To be there."

"So you didn't watch?"

I opened my mouth to defend myself and paused. The scene played forward in my head where I watched Dante take off his shirt. I couldn't pull my eyes away from his dazzling chest. I licked my lips and continued watching from my hiding spot...

"Seri."

I lied flawlessly, "I didn't. I was so flustered I covered my eyes."

"You are lying."

"Am not." I quickly pushed him out of the room refusing to argue with him further. After I got changed, I met the others downstairs and we left.