Chapter 160 - An Unexpected Team Up

Lucius smirked and inched closer to me. He whispered in my ear, "He just called Millie ugly and foul. Doesn't that make you angry?"

I cracked my knuckles as my nostrils flared angrily. I watched the kid laugh and flirt with the other girls. I growled, "This motherf*cker. How dare he say that to my Millie?!"

Also, he shouldn't bully Mary either...

Lucius nodded, "That's right. He's awful. Truly awful."

I growled, "He's even worse than you are!"

Lucius nodded, "He is. He is... OI!!" He glared at me, "I'm just going to ignore that."

I waved him off, "Do whatever you want."

Lucius ignored this, "So what if we team up? After we take care of him, we can be enemies again."

I nodded with a grave expression. "It's a deal. He definitely needs to be taught a lesson."

Lucius clapped in excitement, "Yes! So you're going to help me destroy his reputation?!"

I shook my head, "We aren't going to just destroy his reputation..."

Lucius looked surprised by this, "Oh? Then what?"

A sinister smile slowly spread across my face, "He called Millie ugly and foul... So I will make him know the true meaning of ugly and foul!"

Lucius thought for a moment, then he smiled similarly to me, "Yes... Of course... It's perfect."

Artie just looked at the two of us dumbfounded, "I can't believe you two. Are you really this upset?"

"Yes." Lucius and I answered simultaneously.

Artie looked at Dante, "Don't you think they are going overboard? I mean, you know what Seri's like when she acts like this."

Dante shrugged indifferently, "It will be entertaining."

Artie's face dropped, "I'm surrounded by unreasonable people."

I frowned at him, "That's funny coming from a stalker."

"I'm not a stalker!" Artie looked away and muttered, "I'm just a naturally curious individual..."

"Uhuh, sure." I rolled my eyes.

He's still a stalker.

Lucius spoke, "So what are we going to do?"

I answered, "First thing you need to do, is to familiarize yourself with your prey. So, just who is this f*cker?"

Lucius spoke with a serious expression, "He's my cousin, Robert the Third."

I shook my head, "Ah. Of course he's your cousin. Why am I not surprised?"

He frowned at me, "Just because he is my cousin, doesn't mean anything! I have so many cousins! I'm even related to Prince William. Do you even understand the difference between high class nobility and lower class nobility?!"

I shook my head, "Actually, I don't."

Lucius slapped his forehead and groaned in exasperation, "Nevermind. All you need to know is that he is a son of a Duke. His family holds a lot of power in a city just south from here."

"Good. Usually the higher up and richer a person is, the more likely they are to engage in debauchery and crime."

Artie frowned, "That can't be always true. My family is considered high status, but we don't engage in debauchery or crime."

I glanced at him, "Huh? Yeah..."

Artie's face twitched, "Do you know something I don't know?"

I looked at Lucius and ignored Artie, "But what else can you tell me about him?"

"Well, my cousin has always gotten away with anything since he was a child. He's an only child so his parents act like he is a perfect person who is on par with god himself. They seriously spoil him too much. I'm pretty sure he could kill someone and his parents would still think he was perfect."

"So he's just another spoiled rich kid? Sounds about right."

Artie raised an eyebrow at me, "Can you really talk? I've never met anyone as spoiled as you."

I opened my mouth defensively, "Hey! I'm not spoiled."

Lucius rolled his eyes, "You are incredibly spoiled. You are so spoiled by your parents and the Queen that you probably could get away with murder."

"She has." Dante's cold voice came from behind us making us jump.

Artie and Lucius looked at each other and shivered. Artie looked at me timidly, "I don't know who is more terrifying. You or Dante."

I frowned, "Definitely Dante." Dante glanced at me. As I watched the idiot Robert in front of me, I rubbed my hands together. "Okay. I have an idea."

Since I was on a short time frame, I had to quickly make do with what I could find. I ran off with Lucius and began to collect items for my master plan. Artie and Dante followed after us like good little puppies. I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. My face lit up.

Oh that will be perfect.

I carefully grabbed a box and started climbing on top of a building. Lucius looked up at me, "What are you doing?"

"I'm grabbing something to make him ugly!"

Lucius called after me, "What could possibly make him ugly on that building?!"

I chuckled, "You'll see..."

After capturing it in a cardboard box, I slowly climbed down and handed the box to Dante. "Whatever you do, don't shake this box."

Dante looked at the box indifferently.

I nodded, "Alright. Now let's stop somewhere for some chemicals."

Artie raised an eyebrow, "Chemicals? Seri.. We can't kill him."

"I'm not going to kill him! He called Millie foul... So now I'm going to make him foul."

After collecting the necessary items, we returned back to the Academy where Robert was standing surrounded by girls. Millie and Mary were still irritated because he was holding up the tour. Originally, Artie and Lucius were in charge of this duty. However, Lucius got upset because his cousin was stealing his fangirls, so he ran away in rejection. Artie followed after him because... Well we all know why.

Since Dante and I were no where to be found, ultimately the duty fell on to Millie and Mary's shoulder. This was because William was too busy and Mathias was too socially awkward. William decided to push the duty on to Millie and Mary because he was annoyed that they were constantly in the student council room.

I noticed their position and quickly drew up a map. I handed the map to Dante and Artie, "Alright. Put those items in the spots I have marked. I'm going to lure him there with Lucius."

Artie sighed, "Are you sure about this?"

I smiled smugly, "I've never been so sure of anything in my entire life."

After the two had left, Lucius and I met up with the crowd. Lucius leaned over and whispered, "This better work. I'm trusting you."

I smirked, "Don't worry. By the end of this tour, I'm going to have him wishing he had never called Millie ugly and foul."

I walked over to Millie waving excitedly, "Millie! I'm here now. You don't need to keep entertaining these children."

Millie smiled at me, "Where have you been? Prince William is really upset you ditched your duties today."

I rolled my eyes, "Can't he ever just chill out?"

Mary ran to me sobbing, "Seri!!! These people are so mean!! They keep bullying me!"

I spoke calmly to placate her, "Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. I'm here to fix that."

She pulled herself off of me and rubbed her teary eyes. "Fix it?"

Millie chuckled lightly, "Oh, Seri... What do you have planned?"

I opened my mouth to speak, but before I could, Robert strolled over to me. He looked at me with an arrogant expression, "So you're the Seri I've heard so much about? I don't see what the big deal is. You seem pretty unimportant and dull to me."

I bit my tongue and forced a smile on my face, "It seems you know me, but I don't know you."

I'm going to murder you.

He chuckled, "Yeah, right. Everyone knows me. They call me a prodigy back home. Everyone has high hopes for me here and they are pretty sure I can even beat Prince William."

Wow. Can I kill him slowly?

He glanced at Lucius, "Lucie, how could you lose to this person? I assumed Seri was this fantastic person since she could beat you in archery. But now I see she's just a plain and low class person. I guess you must be really terrible at archery if you could lose to her."

Lucius's face turned red from anger, "Y-You!"

One of Robert's fangirls spoke up, "Sir Robert... I know you are new here, but you shouldn't pick a fight with Seri."

I'm surprised that there is someone here with common sense.

Robert faced the girl who spoke. When he did, his face changed from arrogant and critical to docile and alluring. "Why not? She's not a high class noble. I have full authority to talk to her however I'd like."

The fangirl looked away from his sweet face bashfully, "But it's just that... Seri is... Well Seri is..."

"Complicated." Another finished for her. Everyone else quickly agreed.

He chuckled nonchalantly, "I'm not worried. Even though the Prince is infatuated with her, it's not like she could do anything to me."

"..." Everyone looked at each other with uncertain looks.

I chuckled lightly still wearing a forced smile, "I'm going to be taking over the tour with Lucius now." I turned to Millie with a serious expression, "Fear not, Millie. I will avenge you."

Millie tilted her head in confusion. The fangirls around him who were familiar with me became exceedingly worried about this. They spoke up, "Sir Robert. She surely has something planned."

Another nodded, "That's right. She's never this helpful."

I frowned at their denouncement, "Hey. I'm helpful."

Robert just laughed annoyingly, "Fear not ladies. She's probably just smitten with my handsome face and wants me all to herself."

My smile twitched, "Sir Robert. One must not be so obsessed with their own face. A youthful face doesn't last forever."

He chuckled, "Easy for you to say. You're ugly. You are just jealous you don't have wonderful skin like me."

I chuckled lowly and muttered, "We will see just how long you have such wonderful skin."

The fangirls looked at each other in concern. They knew I had something planned. They looked back to Robert, "Uh.. Robert, I think we will just wait for you to finish."

He looked saddened by this, "But ladies... I just met you today. I want to get to know you a lot better."

They melted under his puppy like look. However, once they saw my conniving smile, they quickly snapped out of it. They shook their heads, "Don't worry. We will wait for you."

Robert tried to persuade them, but they were obstinate. Finally, he relented and started following Lucius and I. Millie and Mary followed in curiosity. I spoke to him, "First, I'm going to show you to the cafeteria."

He raised an eyebrow, "The cafeteria?"

I nodded, "Yes. It's one of the most important places here at the Academy."

He clicked his tongue, "You must think that because you're so chubby."

He's going to die.

As I walked in, I winked to a worker. The worker nodded back, grabbed a bowl and walked out of the door. She crashed into Robert, spilling the entire hot soup on him. He shouted in surprise, "AH! You! You bumbling idiot!! How dare you ruin my suit?!"

The worker bowed and faked a worried expression, "Ah! I'm sorry! I didn't know there would be someone here!"

Before Robert could scream at the poor worker, I spoke. "Oh no! We should go to the bathroom quickly to take care of those clothes before it stains."

Without waiting for his response, I dragged him off to the bathroom. "Here. Hurry. Get that stain out!"

"Huh?! Wait!" I shoved him inside and he looked around in confusion, "I don't know how to clean this! Get a servant!"

I shouted through the door, "There should be a towel in there. Use it while I go find a servant."

He noticed the towel and went to grab it to use it. When he pulled out the towel, a box came crashing down. The top popped off and a hornets nest rolled out. Several angry hornets swarmed out and began to attack him. He screamed in agony and fear as he tried to fight them off. He ran out of the bathroom swatting at the few remaining hornets attacking him.

I shouted, "Ah! Help him!"

We quickly killed the remaining hornets. He huffed angrily as he looked up. His face swelled from the many hornet stings on it. "My... My face..."

I faked concern, "Oh no! That looks painful! Quick! Let's go to the nurses office to take care of that before it permanently scars that handsome face of yours!"

Without waiting for his response, I quickly dragged him away. Once we were in front of the nurses office, I motioned him to go inside. Robert looked at me suspiciously then went to open the door. When he opened the door, a bucket of strange liquid fell and landed on his head. A terrible pungent smell came from it.

This bucket was my own creation. I had grabbed skunk spray and mixed it with rotten trash water as well as spoiled milk and other terrible smelling liquids. Although it couldn't kill him, it would definitely make him smell foul for several weeks. It was so atrocious, the rest of us started gagging.

Lucius glanced at me and I winked at him. Now for my grand finale.

Robert looked at me gritting his teeth, "You... Did you plan this?!"

I laughed and stuck my tongue out, "Maybe I did, but it's your own fault for being too stupid you couldn't even figure it out."

"YOU F*CKING LOW LIFE! I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!"

As he charged at me, I quickly turned away and started running. As he followed me, I made sure to run slow enough so that way he could keep up, but couldn't catch me. I stopped in front of a door at the end of a hallway and pretended to be out of breath. Robert and the others caught up to me with clenched fists, "Did you really think you could run away?!"

I smirked, "Oh, I'm sorry. I was only running because you look like a hideous smelly monster."

"How dare you speak to me like that!!!"

"Oh? How dare I? I'm sorry. Is your brain too stupid that it can't figure out simple words? Hah! I bet you can't even add 2 plus 2 together. Some prodigy."

"SHUT UP!"

I rolled my eyes, "Oh, so scary. I'm sorry, I guess I used too difficult of math for you. I've always been told stupid people get angry when you use difficult words. I didn't think it was true."

"YOU LOW CLASS B*TCH!"

He picked up his hand to hit me and I smirked. I didn't even try to avoid it. The door next to me opened.

*SLAP*

I purposely fell to the ground acting as if I was hit by a much stronger force. I held my cheek and sobbed. Robert looked at me triumphantly until he heard a furious voice from the doorway.

"Robert! Just what is the meaning of this?!"

He turned to see William glaring at him with an irate expression. He frowned, "This stupid b*tch purposely set things up to hurt and humiliate me!" He quickly explained what had happened.

I sobbed, "How could I do that?! I just got back from having lunch with Dante..."

William bent down and looked at my face full of concern. I sniffled as my eyes watered convincingly. He saw the red handprint and his face turned even angrier. He glared at Robert, "How could she possibly find the time to do all of that?! Yet, you blame her with no proof!"

Robert's face paled, "What?! No! I-"

William scoffed, "Looks like I need to have a long conversation with your parents. It seems like they have been too lenient. I will also be telling the headmaster not to accept you here since your behavior is too atrocious."

Roberts face fell, "W-What?! No! Prince William!! You can't do that!!"

Behind Williams back, I smirked and gave Lucius a thumbs up.