Chapter 439

The bullet screen was brushed by [666]. Shu Cheng slightly raised her eyebrows and wanted to commit suicide?

In other words, suicide requires difficult things. Is Wu Junze's IQ really OK?

Want moral kidnapping and say she scolded him to commit suicide?

Don't even pretend to look like it!

She is an actress. She actually acts in front of her. I really don't know how to describe her IQ!

Wu Junze looked at the bullet screen and his face was black. Who knows that suicide is so troublesome!

At this time, maitang is still running on the way to send sugar to Yan Kong. He silently looks forward to seeing Shu Cheng for a while. Shu Cheng's mood has calmed down. Otherwise, Shu Cheng is in a bad mood!

……

The barrage of Wu Junze's live studio began again——

In theory, jumping is the fastest.

But in fact, people don't lose consciousness so quickly. It must be ensured that they hit their head on the ground to ensure death.

Otherwise, even if the visceral impact injury, it will bear the pain for at least 2-3 minutes (nerve residue).

In case of falling on glass slag, cactus, barbed wire and other special buffers, Congratulations, you are in pain.

The world record holder is the stewardess who didn't fall dead after an explosion 10155 meters above Slovakia. The former stewardess of Serbia, visna urovic, broke her skull in half, smashed three vertebrae and fractured all her hands and legs, but she survived miraculously.

So if you want to jump off a building, you can try it.]

[if you cut your neck, if you cut it in the right position, the blood will spray 2 meters high. If you cut it in the wrong position, you will become a duck neck.

Don't believe the set of weapons in TV. The general sword and knife can't cut the muscles around the neck.

It needs to be accurately inserted with a knife, and then sawed horizontally and gradually.

I don't think most people have this ability.

Forget to say that the arteries and veins must be cut off at the same time. A single one can torture you for up to half an hour.]

[carbon monoxide:

To be honest, it's tricky because it's hard to die.

Kawabata Yasunari is in his 80s. Four years after winning the Nobel Prize for literature, he stuffed the gas pipe directly into his throat before he died. Now most of the natural gas in the city has been treated, and the toxicity has been reduced too much.

Under normal circumstances, even if you are locked up for one night, you will at most be unconscious, incontinent, and even become a vegetable.

I suggest you starve yourself for a few days if you want to die.]

Professional, incomparably professional, the consequences of the death method of suicide made everyone look at it in the live studio. Only a series of long bullet screens were left on the bullet screen.

V Bo is still discussing——

"Suicide... So difficult?"

"I'll go and raise my posture! I know that killing NIMA is a job that needs skills!"

"This cow is forced. I just don't know who it is. The name of user 12138 is obviously a trumpet!"

"Awesome! I never knew that suicide requires so much skill! I'd like to see if Wu Junze dares to commit suicide?"

"After reading these, I think I'd better not commit suicide. If I don't die, I'll become a plant."

"That's right! I don't know if I don't see it. I'm startled at the sight. Suicide also needs technical content!"

"Why did the painting style in the live studio suddenly change from weird dark wind to funny wind? Was it my illusion? Or did I laugh a little lower? I wanted to laugh when I looked at Wu Junze who was scared to death?"

"Can I say I feel the same way? Inexplicably poke a smile!"

……

Wu Junze turned off the live broadcast with a dark face. It seems that the planned suicide and putting him at the center of public opinion does not work.

……

"Ding Dong -" when the doorbell rang, Shu Cheng turned the handle, looked at Mai Tang... Carrying a large bag of sugar and leaned over.

"My sugar." Shu Cheng's eyes focused on the sugar. He hasn't glanced at him since Mai Tang entered the door.

In this regard, Mai Tang kept silent and silently handed the sugar to Shu Cheng. Even if he had more MMP in his heart, he would smile, "brother Shu, your sugar."

Shu Cheng's red lips made a faint arc. He had just played with Wu Junze, and now he has a lollipop. His anger value is reduced by 50%.

Shu Cheng took the sugar, took out a piece of sugar paper, put it in his mouth, and then put the sugar in his sugar box. He didn't look at Mai Tang in the whole process.

Mai Tang: "

Air condensation, embarrassment, quite embarrassment.

Mai Tang squeezed out a smile from his face, "what... Brother Shu... Your acne is really personalized."

Mai Tang just finished saying this sentence and regretted it in an instant. He didn't know Shu Cheng Yankong's character. The man who said he was handsome all day suddenly had acne... Mai Tang seemed to catch something in his mind and fleeting.

With his head down, he could feel the cold eyes of the boy on him.

Forget... Let you die!

"Do you repeat what you just said?" the young man's voice seemed lazy with a smile, but his dark eyes were cold without a trace of temperature.

The anger level just decreased because of another lollipop suddenly rose.

Mai Tang was inspired and immediately reacted. His eyes seemed to be sincere: "Brother Shu, you are handsome, elegant, intelligent, courageous, wise, intelligent, intelligent, intelligent, intelligent, intelligent, like Kongming, like Xiang Yu, like a hundred gods in a hundred battles, without any defeat, like a jade tree in the wind, and omnipotent. No one can touch you. All the rivers in the world have their feet, and thousands of people feel the same with me... How can a acne affect your appearance?!"

Shu Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Mai Tang without talking.

Mai Tang is in a cold sweat. You might as well not look at me as before and concentrate on eating lollipops!

"What's more, your acne is round and beautiful. It's just in the middle of your eyebrow, which adds a sense of beauty to you... No, handsome, just like a match made in heaven..."

Shu Cheng's red lips made a faint radian. Although the silly boy Mai Tang had said this story many times and the use of idioms was not good, he was still in a good mood when he heard it.

Shu Cheng holds a lollipop in his mouth, and his anger value is reduced by 25%.

"Not yet?" Shu Cheng asked faintly.

Mai Tang was overjoyed when he heard the voice and said, "whatever you say":

"Brother's great sound is hard to hear." and "let's see the sky and clouds", so I can see hope and see the future.

It may not be enough to describe what you said just in case of a bolt from the blue. The clouds in Wushan and the flowing water of the Yangtze River are even more difficult to compare with the literary talent of the master!

Huang zhongdalu, enlighten the deaf!

You shine on the world, see thousands of miles; rain and dew, the common people, are covered by thousands of directions!

Through your profound words, I seem to see your heroic demeanor of Eagle looking at wolf, dragon walking and tiger walking; I seem to see your wisdom in writing articles all over the world with your hands like rafters; I seem to see your countless heroic spirit when you look around with your sword! "

Shu Cheng: "...?!"

"Great sound is hard to hear."

"Pull out the clouds and see the blue sky"

It was a bolt from the blue

Wushan clouds, the Yangtze River water

Huang zhongdalu, enlighten the deaf, shine on the world with candles, see thousands of miles, rain and dew, ordinary people, and thousands of sides?!

Shu Cheng's dark eyes stared at Mai Tang, and the red corners of his lips bloomed. At the bottom of his heart, there was only the word "cow force". He even forgot his anger, and his anger value was reduced to zero.

Mai Tang's flattery skill seems to have grown again

As soon as Mai Tang left, Shu Cheng, the face control system in a good mood, opened her mobile phone and saw a series of question marks on wechat, with a playful radian on her lips.

There are three ways to solve her anger:

1. Eat lollipops.

2. Molesting a Xiaorong.

3. Play routine.

Now she's in a good mood, but she's boring. What should she do?

1. Eat lollipops.

2. Molesting a Xiaorong.

3. Play routine.

Lollipops are in hand. Ah Xiaorong is not here now. Now there is only routine left. But this group of people are here.

Shu Cheng raised her eyebrows and raised the radian of her lips. These people... Were not there when they were looking for it. Now... How can we do without a routine?!

……

A few hours later.

Zhou yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others released V-blog at the same time.

[Zhou yaoyu V: resist routine, resist @ Shu Cheng V! # anti routine Research Institute #]

[Bai Lu V: resist routine, resist @ Shu Cheng V! # anti routine Research Institute #]

[Zhou Ziqian V: resist routine, resist @ Shu Cheng V! # anti routine Research Institute #]

……

The comment area exploded with the joint voice of several famous stars.

[I wonder what the Wuli male God did to them? It turned out like this? [laughing and crying]

[I'm curious! The king of routine doesn't think of any new routine. Go to them! Curious!]

[the guests in Showtime have really good feelings. Unlike other stars, they just make friends on the surface. Their feelings can make people feel that they are really good. Only good friends can joke like this!]

[what did Shu Cheng juvenile do to them? Why didn't he say it! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow]

[young @ Shu Cheng V, they won't speak for fear of losing face. Tell us! Young @ Shu Cheng V, please answer!]

[ask for solution, ask for solution!]

[eh... Have several old slickers been killed by Shu Cheng's routine? Otherwise they wouldn't be so angry!]

……

Zhou yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others looked at the curious babies under their microblog.

Agreed to only love me?

What the hell are you doing now?!

Fake fans!

It must be fake!

Yu Zhou happily drank yogurt and looked at these lovely children on V Bo. His smile was completely hidden. Fortunately, he was witty and didn't speak.

Shu Cheng likes playing routines so much. These fools think Shu Cheng will suddenly send you a V letter if he has nothing to do?!

What a fool!

Shu Cheng also stopped and hummed a song in a cruel mood, but if Shu Cheng's fans were listening carefully and waiting for her to sing, maybe she could come out as soon as she opened her mouth.

——"Feel cute"

At this time, Shu Cheng let himself go and sang the song seriously because no one heard the song.

……

Time passes like a white horse.

These days, Shu Chengchang's acne has disappeared, and the biography of Wukong has come to an end. More people have read this book.

At the beginning of sleeping, an zhiruosu was the most optimistic "Full-time Master" among the three serials of an zhiruosu, but the end of Wukong biography also made him sigh. An zhiruosu did it for an alternative journey to the west, a different fantasy classic.

[sleeping V:

——Recommended book biography of Wukong (finished) author: an zhiruosu

The author, an zhiruosu, reinterprets some plots of journey to the West from the perspective of modern people.

Facing the fate already doomed, the four Tang monks, teachers and disciples finally embarked on the journey to the West.

Although the monkey king and pig Bajie have great powers, they are just weak little people in front of fate... What will you do when fate is already doomed and you can't change it?

Is it to be a pig crying at the moon?

Or the stone monkey who fought to pieces?

No matter how hard we try, we can't get recognition. Is this really the rule of the world?]

The language used in Wukong Zhuan is also in line with the jumping thinking of today's readers. It is natural that shallow thinkers are fascinated by wildness and freedom, and deep thinkers are moved by betrayal and rationality.

There is not only a new view of Buddha, but also a section that I personally think is very wonderful. It is a section of "outside the chapter - Huaguo Mountain". I must not miss the judgment of immortality.]

[I didn't understand this book until I saw it. I always thought that anda was ruining the journey to the West and spoiling the classics, but now I know that anda has written another classic!

With the passage of time and the growth of age, the lofty words and aspirations of our youth have long disappeared, and the rest are us who linger like walking corpses.

Are we not the canopy crying sadly for the moon or the monkey frightened by fate?

But at the end of the story, they defeated themselves, and what about us?]

[thank you for the biography of Wukong written by an da. When I finished reading it, I cried all at once.

The monkey king lost himself on the westbound road. In front of the powerful fate, everything was just a hoax and a joke.

The indomitable Monkey King is just the little monkey who is full of fear and hope for the future but can't find the past.

Determined to fight the fate to the end, Tianpeng can only face the world with the face of Bajie. He is unwilling to face the beloved ah Yue.

The Tang monk, who was originally Jinchanzi, found the deception of Buddhism to the world and the boundaries of teaching methods. He wanted to break through, didn't hesitate to destroy his Millennium skills, and finally became a Tang monk.

There are too many regrets, too many helplessness.]

[one sentence proves that you have read the biography of Wukong!]

[I am a student party. Although I don't quite understand the meaning of Anda, I still remember the sentence "if I want this day, I can't cover my eyes, if I want this place, I can't bury my heart, if I want all sentient beings to understand my meaning, and if I want all Buddhas to disappear in smoke!"]

[I still remember the sentence "in this world, I came, I fought, I loved deeply, and I don't care about the end."]

[I still remember the sentence "God is not greedy, why can't we tolerate a little disrespect? God is not evil, why should we hold the fate of millions of creatures on the earth in our hands?"]

Wukong biography is on fire!