On the Mid Autumn Festival, when a certain nine crossed the river, he accidentally dropped the ice moon cake into the river.

After a while, the river god floated up and said, "I'm sorry to eat your moon cakes. These two pure gold and diamond moon cakes will be given to you as compensation."

After hearing this, a certain nine also ran to the river and threw the five kernel moon cakes into the river.

After a while, the body of the river god floated up.

God killed the river god in order to punish Jiuhua, so Jiuhua Lili crossed!!!

Yes, you're right. You've crossed a certain nine!

[crossing notes walking into a telegraph pole

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[crossing notes] I was stolen by bus

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[I found that I had no money when I went shopping and was dragged and beaten by my boss

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[crossing the chronicle to meet a handsome boy

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch~

A certain nine with generous color center is very familiar to chat up with teenagers

Then the topic became like this for some reason——

IX: "After a shipwreck, a female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island. A month later, the woman killed herself because she thought what happened in this month was really disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened in this month was really disgusting. A month later, they decided to dig her out because of him They think what happened in this month is really disgusting. A month later, God revived the woman, because he thinks what happened in these months is really disgusting... "

The handsome boy stared at a certain nine with clear eyes, tilted his head, and raised a smile on his lips.

A nine continued: "Snow White and Pinocchio live in the forest. One day, snow white finally couldn't stand loneliness. She grabbed the little horse's head and sandwiched it between her legs and said," tell the truth, tell the lie, tell the truth, tell the lie... "After saying it a thousand times, the princess let go of the little skin."

The boy still didn't speak, and the corners of his lips raised slightly.

Nine:

Juvenile ~ please respect the profession of hooligans. I tell you jokes to see you blush and bow your head. I don't want to see your eyes shine. I still want to hear another expression.

At this time, a tall and handsome man came not far away

The boy waved to the man, and the smile on his lips became more obvious: "ah Xiaorong, come quickly -"

"...?" the man frowned slightly, looked at the girl in front of the boy and looked at the boy with a puzzled face.

"This is a lovely girl!" the young man's voice with a lazy smile, "actually wants to tease me... Ha ha! What fun!"

Some nine (?)? Δ?): “……”

"Really?" the man's cold eyes swept to a certain nine, and his breath became colder and colder.

A nine looked at the boy (⊙ д "..." you won, city people really can play!

The young man put his hand in his windbreaker pocket, looked up at the sky, and smiled at the corners of his red mouth - is it hot? Willful! Don't refuse to bite me!

A man has an eye knife (▼ へ▼ メ)

A nine who was killed by his eyes and frozen into ice residue: "...."

……

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[news broadcast: one mid autumn festival, a female writer suddenly died in the street and is now sent to the hospital for rescue. Please choose ① vote for one recommendation to save her ② vote for two recommendations to save her ③ vote for three recommendations to save her ④ vote for all recommendations to save her]

PS: Happy Mid Autumn Festival, dimple rice wine [Bixin]