Chapter 364 - Extra 17: AV (1/2)

"It's the perfect day, the birds are singing, the flowers are beautiful and the sun is shining brightly" - murmured Kurama as he sipped some tea and watched the beautiful scenery from his office window - "Nothing could ruin this day."

"I think the same" - replied a female voice.

"!" - Kurama dropped his cup in surprise, but quickly picked it up before it fell, only to shoot a glare at the woman who had surprised him - "Shit! You should seriously think about being a ninja, Koyuki!"

"Did I really surprise you?" - Koyuki asked in surprise because she didn't think it was possible.

"I have all my superhuman senses sealed because I feel like I'm going to freak out if I keep listening to everything around me" - Kurama replied with a frown - "Not to mention that I was on my break"

"I see" - nodded Koyuki calmly.

"Anyway, what did you come here for, Koyuki?" - Kurama asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"Could it be that I can't come to see my fiancé?" - Koyuki asked innocently, only to notice the white-haired man's neutral look - "Ok, I do have something to ask you."

"Speak, I still have some things to do, so I'm not sure if I'll be able to help you" - replied Kurama while shaking his head.

"The truth is that I want to ask you to help me with a new project that came to my hands" - replied Koyuki as she handed a doc.u.ment to the albino, only for him to frown when he read the title - "AV? Do you want me to participate in an A.d.u.l.t Video?"

"Read on" - Koyuki replied as she rolled her eyes at the white-haired man.

"Ah, I see" - nodded Kurama when he read that it wasn't [A.d.u.l.t Video (AV)], but [Animal Video (AV)].

"Did you really think I would participate in a p.o.r.n?" - Koyuki asked while frowning - "Remember that I'm a Daimyo, that is, technically a princess."

"You can be the p.o.r.n princess" - replied Kurama as he shrugged his shoulders, only to apologize when he noticed the cold look Koyuki was giving him - "Anyway, I guess I can use some of my free time to help you with this project"

"Thanks, I'd also like to ask your permission to use the grounds of Uzu" - Koyuki said as the annoyed expression disappeared as if it had never been - "The wildlife in this place is wonderful, not to mention that it will be able to serve you as tourist material"

"Hmm, I suppose I can approve" - nodded Kurama, only to give the woman a blank look as he watched her hand a doc.u.ment to the current Uzukage - "I see you are prepared"

"What can I say, I'm efficient" - Koyuki replied as she handed him a second doc.u.ment - "Now, I'd like you to sign this one as well"

Kurama gave the doc.u.ment a quick glance, only to tear it in half - "Don't even think about it."

"That wasn't very nice, Kurama-kun" - Koyuki said with a frown as he picked up the pieces of the doc.u.ment and threw them into a nearby trash can.

"It's not nice of you to try to get me to sign a marriage certificate either, Koyuki" - Kurama replied with a frown as he signed the doc.u.ment that Koyuki had passed to him at first, only to watch in disbelief as the woman started laughing madly.

"You fell into my trap, Kurama-kun!" - Koyuki said as she started laughing like a villain - "Buahahaha!"

Kurama gave him a blank look, only to see how the doc.u.ment he had signed, split in two, showing a second doc.u.ment that was familiar to him - "Really?"

"I told you, Kurama-kun" - said Koyuki with a huge smile - "When I want something, I do everything I can to get it."

"That's admirable" - nodded Kurama, but his expression quickly changed - "But that doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't be doing this kind of thing, Koyuki."

"I know, but since I'm so far behind, I have to find every possible method to get to the same starting line as the other girls of the Uzumaki clan" - replied Koyuki while looking at the white-haired man - "Not to mention that married, we can now try to germinate our relationship."

"Or kill it to the point that we won't want to see each other anymore" - replied Kurama seriously - "Let's be honest, Koyuki, a marriage is an act of two people who love each other enough"

"Or out of convenience" - Koyuki replied with disdain - "But I don't want my marriage to end up being one of these."

"Then you're doing a bad job" - Kurama replied as he explained the current situation of the two of them.

"Ugh, now that you mention it, you're right" - Koyuki muttered while biting her thumb - "But it's a good starting point."

Kurama sighed at the woman's words, only to shake his head. What was done was done, now the two of them were husband and wife, and there was nothing that could change that fact. He could always take the doc.u.ment and shred it, but that would end up backfiring on both of them.

"Ok, I'll give it a try" - sighed Kurama while watching how the woman smiled happily - "But the moment this doesn't work, I'll ask you nicely to destroy that marriage certificate."

"Ok, I have no problem with that" - replied Koyuki as she nodded firmly, although she wouldn't let that happen because she was determined to use all the techniques she had learned during her years as an actress so she could conquer the white-haired man.

* * * [Day 1] * * *

Kurama was walking together with Koyuki along the roads of Uzu, with the excuse that they were researching what grounds to use for the filming of Haru no Kuni's woman's movie.

"I knew it, this place is perfect for the production to rest" - nodded Koyuki with a smile while giving an innocent look to the white-haired man. Her big bright eyes were watching her companion's every move as a cute smile appeared on her lips.

Koyuki was wearing conservative pants and a shirt that barely showed her curves. This was her first plan, or as she called it, [A woman's purity].

"I guess you're right," Kurama replied as he shrugged his shoulders and continued to move forward.

Koyuki stood still in place as she noticed how her first plan had failed masterfully because the albino had not shown any sort of impression from her appearance.

* * * [Day 2] * * *

"Thank you for accepting my dinner invitation" - Koyuki said as she let out a small purr. She this time was wearing a one-piece sequined dress that showed off much of her cleavage as well as her back.

This was her second plan, [Femme Fatale], to use all her charms to seduce her target, and apparently, it was a success for everyone but Kurama because she could feel everyone devouring her with their eyes, and it didn't help that she was a famous woman.

"You're welcome" - Kurama replied as he shook his head and asked for some Ramen.

Plan two had failed because Kurama treated her as usual throughout the evening.

* * [Day 3] * * *

"Kurama-kun ~" - Koyuki purred as she seductively walked over to the albino and sat on his legs, only to press her body against his.

Plan 3, [Nymphomaniac], the name gave away what her tactic would be.

"I don't have time now, I'm busy with these doc.u.ments" - Kurama said as he created a clone and pulled Koyuki out of his office.

Plan 3 had failed because it was not the best time to execute it.

* * * [Day 9] * * *

Koyuki was sitting in the living room of the Uzumaki mansion with a face that showed how upset she was.

All her plans had failed for different reasons and right now she didn't know what to do.

Kurama was an impenetrable fortress while her attacks seemed to be infants' punches.

"Ok, I give up" - Koyuki muttered as a sad expression appeared on her face - "I guess the two of us aren't as compatible as I thought."

"If you're going to give up so fast, then your love for Kuro-chan isn't as great as you say it is" - Kushina replied as she appeared behind the couch.

"Shit!" - Koyuki exclaimed in surprise as she felt as if her heart was about to escape from her c.h.e.s.t - "Ugh, now I understand Kurama-kun!"

Kushina only smiled at this, and sit down next to Haru no Kuni's woman.

"Kushina-san" - Koyuki said while looking at the woman - "It's not that my love for Kurama-kun isn't great, it's just that he seems to have no interest in me at all and that's making my willpower less and less."

"Tell me, what have you been doing during these days?" - Kushina asked curiously.

Koyuki started to relate all her plans to the red-haired woman, only to notice how she frowned - "Did I do something wrong?"

"No, it's not that" - replied Kushina while shaking her head - "It's just that I feel like you forgot something of utmost importance."

"What?" - Koyuki asked as she frowned. She had done everything to try to please the white-haired man, only for it all to fail.

"It's simple" - Kushina replied as she gave the Haru no Kuni woman a smile - "You forgot to act like yourself."

"!" - Koyuki's eyes widened in surprise when she heard this.