Chapter 360 - Extra 14: Prank Day (2/2)

"Alright, now we'll start with your training" - Anko said as she looked at her 'little sister' - "As you run around the obstacle course, I want you to aim at each of the targets."

"That's simple, Aneki!" - Kin replied earnestly.

"I hope so" - Anko replied as she narrowed her eyes, though she quickly frowned when she noticed how the targets looked different - "Strange, I guess they renovated the place."

Anko decided to ignore the change in the obstacle course's accouterments, though her expression changed when her younger sister started the course - "Huh?"

"Kya!" - Kin's shout echoed through the place as she noticed how her kunai and Shuriken bounced off the targets and headed in her direction.

"What the f.u.c.k!" - Anko exclaimed in surprise as she noticed some kunai heading in her direction - "What kind of f.u.c.k.i.n.g joke is this?!"

Anko quickly deflected all the kunai that was heading in her direction, though some managed to graze her skin, lucky that these were not made of metal, but plastic.

Anko slowly walked towards the targets after seeing how Kin's attacks had finished coming back towards them, only to frown as she noticed how these had strange seals on them.

"Aneki..." - Kin muttered, who had slight cuts on her clothes and some stitches resulting from the kunai that had bounced off her body.

"Fuinjutsu" - answered Anko seriously as she narrowed her eyes - "Whoever it was, they left no traces, though this is not good. If our kunai had been real, you would have suffered serious damage."

Kin lowered her head in shame, but her expression changed when she saw a small sign near her feet - "Aniki."

Anko looked in the direction where her younger sister was pointing, only to feel her blood start to boil - "Naru-chan!"

"I guess Kurenai Kaasan is next now" - Naruto said as he started walking in the direction of where the red-eyed woman was standing.

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"That's an impressive technique" - said Kurenai as he continued reading some doc.u.ments from the Uzumaki clan about the [Real Illusions]. This reminded her of the Kurama clan of Konoha, especially a girl she had trained these past few years.

"I wonder how Yakumo-chan is doing" - Kurenai muttered as he remembered how the girl had dual personalities. Her original personality was tender and kind while her second personality was cruel and sadistic.

Speaking of Yakumo, she couldn't thank Rock Lee enough for making her able to open her heart even now those two were dating.

"It's so cute and ironic how two such different people managed to start a relationship" - Kurenai said while a small smile. Yakumo was delicate and frail-bodied while Lee was stiff and with a well-trained body - "I'm thankful that everything ended well because from what I heard from Yakumo-chan, Lee wasn't the sharpest kunai in the case in matters related to love. Even Ido, her second personality, wanted to come out to beat the guy up."

Kurenai smiled at this idea, though her expression changed when she opened one of the books she was preparing to read because a paintball had come out of it and hit her right in the face - ". . ."

"Happy prank day, Kurenai Kaasan!" - Naruto said as he ran out of the library.

Kurenai was silent as she put the book down, though her eyes were glowing with a fury that it was a surprise that the woman didn't yell at the young Uzumaki as the others had.

"Okay, now go on" - Naruto muttered as he checked his list - "Kurotsuchi Nee."

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"One two... One two... One two" - Kurotsuchi said as he continued trotting through the forests of Uzu.

The sky was starting to turn orange as the girl continued with her exercise routine.

"One Twoooooo" - Kurotsuchi didn't know what the f.u.c.k was going on, but she was sliding at full speed and unable to stop - "Kya!"

"Now all that's left to do is wait a few seconds" - Naruto muttered while smiling happily - "Three, two, one!"

*Paf!*

The sound of someone crashing into a tree echoed through the place as Naruto shrugged - "My work is done, it's time for the main course!"

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"Peace at last" - Tayuya muttered with a smile on his lips - "A whole day without anyone pestering me."

Tayuya was currently inside a Jacuzzi they had gotten thanks to Kurama, or rather thanks to his ability to create anything.

"A whole day without seeing that little red monkey" - sighed Tayuya as she sank into the warm water - "I'm thankful Kushina-san let me use the Jacuzzi first, god above knows how pleasant it feels."

Tayuya slowly closed her eyes underwater, but slowly poked her head to the surface when she heard a familiar voice - "Tayuya-chan? Are you in there by any chance?"

"You didn't know I was here?" - Tayuya replied with a frown as she looked in the direction of the door - "Weren't you the one who prepared the Jacuzzi for me?"

"I didn't prepare anything" - Kushina said as she opened the door, but when she did she could barely contain her laughter - "Pff!"

"What's wrong?" - Tayuya asked with a frown as he noticed the red-haired woman's expression - "What's so funny?"

"Hey, Kushina-chan!" - Mikoto exclaimed as she appeared on the spot - "We need to talk!"

"Huh?" - Kushina was surprised at her best friend's expression.

"It's about... Ha, ha, ha!" - Mikoto's furious expression quickly disappeared at the sight of Tayuya, only to laugh at the top of her lungs.

"Would someone please tell me what the f.u.c.k is so funny!" - Tayuya shouted angrily, only to notice her reflection in the water - "LITTLE RED MONKEY!"

Kushina normally wouldn't let the pink-haired girl say that kind of thing, but this time she didn't say anything to defend her baby, after all, Tayuya was now completely blue.

"That little monster even painted my hair!" - Tayuya roared in fury as she covered her body and prepared to put on clothes and go out to hunt down the one responsible for her situation.

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Almost every member of the Uzumaki clan had fallen victim to Naruto's pranks, except for Kaguya, Koyuki, Kurama, and Kushina.

The Kumo girls were dressed as the characters from the new book that Kaguya liked so much, the Sailor Moon. Tsunade had a headband that looked like cow ears and horns along with a bikini that matched her new 'costume'. Shizune had a drawing of Kurama's face making the peace sign on her b.u.t.t. Tsunami had a fake mustache and a monocle on her face. Temari and Pakura were dressed as Gaara and Kankuro respectively. Mei had a frown on her face as she tried to wipe the white paint in her hair. Shizuka had a dog costume with collar included while Hikari, Mika, and Rika were wearing nurse costumes with angel accessories (Wings and Halo). Shion was wearing a Victorian Maid costume.

"I just want to know who was responsible for telling Naruto about the prank day" - Tsunade said with a frown as she looked at their appearance. It was clear that she was upset, although she wasn't the only one because all the other women of the Uzumaki clan had the same expression, except for Kushina who was sweating profusely.

"Is something wrong, Kushina?" - Tsunade asked as she narrowed her eyes at the Uzumaki clan matriarch's expression.

"No, not in the least" - Kushina replied with a pale face as she noticed how all the women were looking at her neutrally.

"By the way" - Kin said as she gained everyone's attention - "Where are Kurama and that daimyo woman?"

"Now that you mention it" - muttered the women as they looked at each other.

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"Where am I?" - Kurama muttered as he slowly opened his eyes. He had been resting in his room after a long afternoon of work, only to notice how he was in an unfamiliar room.

"I guess that was true" - Koyuki said as she smiled at the white-haired man.

"Huh? Koyuki?" - Kurama said in surprise as he saw the woman, only to notice how his limbs were bound with chakra suppressing chains - ". . ."

"A little birdie told me you were helpless in this place" - replied Koyuki as her eyes glittered slightly - "And now I thank him..."

"Naruto!" - Kurama roared furiously as he understood the situation. He had been so tired after using the Rinne Tensei, that he hadn't felt when he had been moved while he slept.

"Alright, I think it's time for us to get started" - said Koyuki with a seductive smile, only to be stopped by Kushina and the others who had heard Kurama's anger-filled roar.

After that, Naruto was punished for a year without Ramen and forced to take care of the house while the family went on vacation.