Chapter 85 - Cap 78: Divine Punishment

It had been 30 minutes since Kurama had left his house and now he was walking around the relaxation area, where the hot springs and other places of interest were.

He was walking quietly when he heard a perverted laugh in the distance.

". . ." - Kurama quickly expanded his senses, only to notice how the aura of a man full of perverted thoughts was hiding in one of the trees, spying in the direction of the female baths.

Kurama slowly walked over to the site, only to see a middle-aged, white-haired man. He was wearing a green garment and a red blanket with two yellow circles and red sandals.

"Hehehe~ I never thought that the quality of Konoha's women would have increased so much since my last visit..." - said the man, not knowing that he had been discovered - "Just look at those b.r.e.a.s.ts... they are not big but they are perfect for you to hold in your hand... look at that girl... she has an a.s.s that would make me sacrifice anything to feel it... Wow! Look at that girl! That face, those t.i.t.s, that ass! My muse, my inspiration! You'll be the next star of my book!"

". . ." - Kurama was silent when he heard everything the man had said. He had thought at first that he would only warn him but after listening to the man, he decided to make him suffer a little.

"Ah... ah..." - Kurama quickly put his hand on his throat and started vocalizing. Her voice gradually became more and more feminine - "Ahem... PERVERT! THERE'S A PERVERT SPYING ON US!"

"What the f.u.c.k?!" - exclaimed the man when he heard a woman's voice so close. He never thought he'd be discovered, much less that someone would get so close without him detecting it - "I have to get out of here !"

"There he is!" - shouted the same 'woman'.

"Shit!" - shouted the white-haired man.

"Get the pervert!" - shouted another woman as she and the others ran in the direction where her 'partner' had shouted.

"It's impossible that one of them found me when I had hidden my presence so well!" - exclaimed the man angrily - "It is obvious that a sufficiently skilled person must have found me... and I am sure it is a man... because if it were a woman, she would have shown up and given me to the other women I was spying on"

"There he is!" - shouted a woman in fury as she pointed at the man. He saw the women approaching and said with a smile - "Ladies! You will always remember this day as the day you almost captured Jiraiya the Gallant!"

"See you later! Hahaha!"- Jiraiya laughed but before he could say anything else, he felt a branch wrap around his leg - "What the f.u.c.k?!"

Jiraiya was surprised when he noticed such a strange situation, although he quickly understood the reason - "Wait for a second! Mokuton?!"

"Je~" - Kurama only saw all this with amus.e.m.e.nt, especially when he noticed how the women had already reached the place where the white-haired man was. With a quick hand movement, he made the branch where the man was sitting fall to the ground while he was surrounded by a group of angry women.

"H-Hello..." - said Jiraiya with a terrifying smile.

"Aren't you the same pervert we caught yesterday?" - asked one woman as her anger grew with every second she spent angling for the man in front of her.

"I think you're confusing me with another handsome white-haired man..." - He had to admit that yesterday had not been his luckiest day since he had barely reached his hiding place, he was surrounded by a large group of women, all because among them was Kushina, the ex-wife of one of his students.

"I'm sure it's you again..." - said the woman as some of the women nodded. They had come yesterday too so they recognized the man immediately - "And as far as I can see, you didn't learn your lesson yesterday..."

Jiraiya tried to say something but the words were caught in his throat.

"Any last things to say before we start a new torture session, I mean, punishment?" - The woman smiled as the others pulled out all sorts of sharp objects from some unknown place.

"Yes..." - murmured the white-haired man - "I have one regret..."

The women raised an eyebrow when they heard this.

"I only looked and couldn't touch anything" - shouted Jiraiya as he cried tears of blood as he looked at the girl with the beautiful face and destructive body that could even give Tsunade competition - "Especially you, my muse!"

". . ." - the young woman was disgusted when she heard the man refer to her as his 'muse', especially since she knew what kind of inspiration this guy was looking for.

"Okay... that was disgusting..." - another woman muttered in disgust - "I'm sure Hikari-chan wants to be the one to strike first"

"Please not in the face..." - said Jiraiya with fear when he saw how the women around him started smiling.

"Relax... we promise it won't be on the face~" - smiled another of the women - "Though you'll soon wish it was really on the face~"

"ARGH!" - again a shout was heard throughout the village. The men who heard it only trembled with fear because they felt that the poor bastard they were torturing was receiving divine punishment.

After about 30 minutes of material unsuitable for minors because of the large graphic content of violence, we can see how the women retreated, leaving the poor white-haired man more dead than alive.

"Hey, Ero Osan (Old Pervert)! Are you okay?" - asked the young Uzumaki as he walked towards the man and started to sting him with a stick - "Give me a sign that you're still breathing!"

"You can attack my beautiful face but please don't destroy my...!" - exclaimed Jiraiya with fear when he came to himself but quickly calmed down when he noticed that it was all over - "Ara? Who are you?"

"Me?" - said Kurama as he pointed at himself with an innocent look on his face - "I am a kind soul who found a perverted man unconscious near the ladies' baths, and as I am someone kind who cannot leave anyone in this state, I decided to approach you at my own risk to help you"

". . ." - Jiraiya was silent for a few seconds because he felt there was something strange about this. It was too much of a coincidence that first, someone discovered him, second, that he was trapped, and third, that someone appeared just when it was all over.

"And who are you, Ero Osan?" - Kurama asked with a foxy smile - "I can imagine what a pervert is doing in this place. So I don't need any additional information concerning that subject"

"Don't call me Ero Osan!" - exclaimed Jiraiya angrily - "And for your information, I'm not a pervert! I'm a SUPER pervert!"

". . ." - An awkward silence fell over the place as the two men looked straight into each other's eyes until Kurama opened his mouth - "I think I'd better leave. . ."

"Didn't you say you were a generous soul who would help me?!" - exclaimed the white-haired man in surprise. He had to admit that the women did a good job since he could hardly move because of the pain.

"Even Buddha can lose his patience," replied Kurama as he continued to retreat.

"Don't leave me in this state!" - shouted Jiraiya as he watched the boy disappear completely.

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"You could have helped me right away instead of waiting all that time!" - Jiraiya exclaimed angrily.

"You could at least thank me, you ungrateful bitch," snorted the redhead as he rolled his eyes.

"I am sorry... That' s not it!" - shouted Jiraiya angrily.

"Isn't it time for you to introduce yourself?" - asked Kurama as he raised an eyebrow. "It's the least you can do after I helped you"

"Right... again, sorry" - if the white-haired man apologized - "Can you stop making me feel guilty?!"

"I'm sorry but this is fun" - replied the redheaded man with a foxy smile.

"I'd better get this over with quickly..." - murmured Jiraiya as he sighed regretfully but his expression quickly changed to one of pride - "Ahem! I'm the Wise Hermit from Mount Myoboku! The number one ninja, the best at getting girls excited! I'm Jiraiya the Gallant!"

". . ." - Kurama looked at him without any expression - "Ok. . ."

"It's not the expression I expected. . ." - Jiraiya mumbled.

"Anyway, see you Ero Sennin..." - said Kurama as he retired again.

"Wait a damn second!" - shouted Jiraiya as he ran after the boy - "I told you to wait, Naruto!"

". . ." - Kurama stopped his steps when he heard the name he hadn't heard in years - "Who are you?"

"As I said, my name is Jiraiya, the Wise Hermit of...!" - exclaimed the white-haired man but this time, he was interrupted by Kurama's cold voice - "I'm serious... tell me who you are or I swear I'll shove a Bijuudama up your a.s.s..."

". . ." - Jiraiya was silent when he heard this as he felt his anus shrink from the threat of the red-haired young man.

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Chapter 98 available in Pa treon

I'm seriously thinking of translating my other story, Origen, although I still can't come up with an answer... I'll announce my final answer on Monday