Ye Xuan ate and drank with his two sisters, and then sat on the sofa watching TV.
Seeing the two sisters sitting cross legged on the sofa, showing their slender legs, they trembled in front of their smiling chest, and ye Xuan was dazzled.
It's a wonderful life with my sister.
Ye Xuan said, "don't you take a bath?"
Sun Yaoyao suddenly turned her head and said with a smile, "do you want to wash with us?"
Ye Xuan coughed and said, "since you are kind to invite me, I don't respect you!"
"Get out!" the two people said in unison and walked hand in hand towards the bathroom.
Ye Xuan said, "no, I can rub your back."
"Rub your sister!"
Ye xuanjian said with a smile, "I really want to rub your sister!"
Two people: "...."
The boy can't do without driving now!
Ye Xuan wanted to go to the bathroom door to have a look, but his phone rang.
Ye Xuan saw that it was Xia Bing, the sixth sister. As soon as ye Xuan patted his forehead, he knew what was going on. It must be grandma who wanted him to go back.
"Hello."
"Hey, your sister."
Ye Xuan: "...."
He just said he wanted to rub the seventh sister and the third sister. As a result, he was greeted by the sixth sister in the twinkling of an eye.
"Sixth sister, girls should be reserved."
"Reserve a wool, quickly roll back to sleep, grandma is still waiting." Xia Bing said coldly.
Ye Xuan didn't have a good way: "then I didn't come back to sleep two days ago. Did you sleep on the wall? The most important thing is that you won't let me touch when sleeping!"
"Touch your uncle!" Xia Bing didn't have a good way: "hurry up."
"Still touch my uncle, you taste a little heavy! My uncle must have become a bone in the coffin! Why don't I pry open his coffin plate, put his bone in front of you, and you touch it on his skeleton?"
"You!" Xia Bing was a little disgusted by Ye Xuan.
Thinking of that picture, I feel that animals are not as good as animals!
"Today I'm in my new home. My seventh sister and third sister are here. Come and sleep together."
Xia Bing doesn't know how to sleep together. She feels strange.
"Do you think I don't want to come today? But I fooled around a few days ago, but today grandma wants you back. I can't help it. Hurry up."
"You're careless again today! I'm staying with the star third sister. I'm still waiting for her to dance a strip."
Xia Bing didn't have a good way: "if your third sister dances strip for you, I'll let you sleep right away!"
"I'll go. Is that true?" Ye Xuan said in surprise.
Although the sixth sister is a little grumpy, her perfect body like a cheetah is definitely the best thing that countless men dream of!
Xia Bing said in a deep voice, "it's impossible. Come back quickly. Tell them that we'll get together tomorrow."
Xia Bing just hung up the phone.
Ye Xuan came to the bathroom door, took out a piece of wire, drilled in it, and the bathroom door clicked open.
Ye Xuan just opened the door to feast his eyes.
WOW!!!
A basin of cold water poured directly on Ye Xuan.
"I'll go! You're not human."
The two hands akimbo and said, "we knew you would come and peek. We thought we didn't know the little 99 in your heart? Hum."
They showed a proud expression, as if they saw through the obscene ideas in Ye Xuan's heart.
Ye Xuan wiped the water off his face. He was very depressed. He wanted to have a look at beauty. Well, he was splashed directly.
"In fact, the sixth sister asked me to go there. She said she had something urgent to find me."
Sun Yaoyao smiled and said, "your sixth sister is looking for you. You can just say it outside the door. Why open the door?"
Ye Xuan said, "because you didn't close it."
The third sister Bai Zejie smiled and said, "I locked the door obviously. I didn't expect Xiaoxuan that you would unlock the door. It's very powerful. It seems that you haven't done much to sneak around."
Ye Xuan said, "I won't stay with you and won't let me see you take a bath. It's boring. I went to sleep with sister Liu. Sister Liu will wash for nothing and wait for me to love her. I tell you, your beautiful man is about to be robbed by sister 6. Do you feel heartache when you think I will be humiliated tonight?"
"Ha ha ha." both of them laughed and said, "you say we still believe others, but you say your sixth sister Xia Bing, how is it possible!"
"Yes, among our sisters, your sixth sister is so hot tempered that she is lucky not to eunuch you."
Ye Xuan hummed and said, "don't believe it. My sixth sister and I are two. He calls me husband and I call me wife. We have long been husband and wife."
They looked at Ye Xuan's back and kissed one after another.
How is it possible for Xia Bing and ye Xuan to get married?
They don't believe it!
Ye Xuan came to the garage and drove to the sixth sister's house.
As soon as I entered, I saw my grandmother sitting on the sofa and scolded Ye Xuan.
"Xiaoxuan, it's not grandma who said you. Are you still not a man?"
Ye Xuan said awkwardly, "grandma, why am I not a man? I'm busy in the company!"
Grandma patted the sofa beside her and said, "sit here and I'll ask you!"
Ye Xuan sat next to her and looked at Xia Bing on the other side of her grandmother.
Xia Bing watched TV and pretended not to hear anything.
Ye Xuan said with a smile, "grandma, what are you asking?"
Grandma said, "how long have you and Xia Bing been married? Why hasn't her stomach rung? Do you think you have infertility?"
I.........
Ye Xuan almost vomited blood when he heard this.
He immediately looked at Xia Bing and was about to speak.
But Xia Bing took the lead in saying, "I've already gone to the hospital for examination. I'm normal!"
Ye Xuan: "...."
Grandma grabbed Ye Xuan's hand, looked gentle and said, "Xiaoxuan, grandma knows you are ashamed to speak, but if you are sick, you have to go to the hospital for treatment. Don't be shy. It's normal that you have infertility. After all, young people are in sub-health these days."
"Let's go to the hospital tomorrow. There's no shame in this. It's normal."
Ye Xuan said with a stiff face, "grandma, I'm normal! I also checked."
Grandma said, "then why don't you have children?"
Ye Xuan looks at Xia Bing. Sixth sister, you can't blame me!
You were unkind first, so don't blame me for my injustice.
"Grandma, in fact, Xia Bing makes me wear a hood!"
Xia Bing blushed when she heard this.
Your boy, that's right!
Grandma's face sank and said, "Xia Bing! Grandma asked you to have children early. How can you wear a hood? That's your fault! A woman doesn't want to have children for a man unless she doesn't love him."
Xia Bing saw Ye Xuan's complacent expression. She was very upset about ye Xuan.
Good guy, how dare you frame your sixth sister!
That's good! Come on, hurt each other!
"Grandma, don't believe him. In fact, ye Xuan is not ready. I pierced the hood with a needle."
Ye Xuan: "......"
Grandma immediately looked at them, narrowed her eyes and said, "well, you were lying to me when you closed the door! In fact, you didn't sleep together, did you?"
They were like children who had been exposed. They immediately said, "grandma, No."
Grandma hummed coldly, "being eager to explain is to cover up. I finally know why your stomach hasn't moved for so long. I said, they are all vigorous men and women! They should be tired of being together every day. It's good that you haven't seen each other for three or five days and don't even have a phone."
Grandma immediately grabbed their hands and said, "go, come in!"
Both ye Xuan and Xia Bing were startled and said, "grandma, why?"
Grandma looked at the two people: "today, I want to watch you give birth to my great grandson in bed."
........
When ye Xuan and Xia Bing heard this, they were so frightened that their muscles tightened, and a cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.
Who the fuck can do it when grandma looks at the creation of people?
It's not embarrassing!
Xia Bing and ye Xuan both broke away at the same time and said, "grandma, this can't be done."
Grandma sighed, "well, I'll die. It's boring to live."
Xia Bing immediately took grandma's hand and said, "grandma, don't do this. I'm sorry!"
Grandma said, "Why are you embarrassed? Grandma came here and can give you some advice!"
"And you Xiaoxuan, as a man, it's a good idea! One day a beautiful woman was pregnant, but she was indifferent. Are you still a man? It's an animal to fight a woman! But you're not as good as an animal!!!"
"I..." Ye Xuan felt that his self-esteem had been hurt. He wanted to find a place to cry.
My generation of Pluto!
I fell into this field. If those men knew about it, they would laugh to death.
They were dragged into the bedroom by grandma.
Grandma sat on the stool at the end of the bed and looked at the two people: "Why are you looking at me? Go up!"
Ye Xuan and Xia Bing looked at each other and their faces were red!
Even if ye Xuan is an old driver, now an 80 year old woman is sitting here watching him!
He can't stand the old driver!
"Grandma, i..."
"I what! I go up!"
Ye Xuan slowly climbed into bed. He looked at Xia Bing.
Xia Bing can only climb to bed. They just sit like this. The atmosphere is extremely embarrassing!
Grandma was surprised and said, "you don't know what to do?"
The two men bowed their heads and didn't speak.
Grandma went to the bed, but threatened and lured them to give guidance to Ye Xuan. Both ye Xuan and Xia Bing wanted to find a ground seam to drill down.
Ah ah!!!!
Ye Xuan was roaring and roaring in his heart. He wanted to kill the ball!
This is the first time for both of them. In this embarrassment, they can only follow grandma's requirements.
At the moment, ye Xuan said he wanted to go to the bathroom, and Xia Bing did the same.
So they found all kinds of excuses and began to procrastinate.
I have to drink water, have diarrhea and take a bath.
After delaying for a full hour and a half, they couldn't find any excuses. At the moment, grandma stood in front of her and said in a deep voice, "if you want to delay, grandma will die in front of you!"
Ye Xuan and Xia Bing look at each other, but they can only follow grandma's requirements!!!