Chapter 356

Although Chen Guang claims to be a monk, in fact, he is not a monk with a bald head... It's really just a hairstyle.

According to the old monk on the mountain, Ruyi mountain has a genetic hair loss disease, but not everyone will be bald. In order to unite the family and take care of that part of the bald mood, we simply shave our heads, so we can't see who is really bald and who is fake bald.

Chen Guang always thought that the old monk who came up with this idea must be very mentally disabled. Maybe the old monk himself is bald, so he deliberately makes the hairy one bald like him.

In order to resist this unfair phenomenon, dusty light has secretly accumulated hair many times. It's a pity that those old monks are mature and young. They can't fight them at all.

In the end, he had no choice but to run away from home.

Yes, he escaped this time.

Seven years ago, a monk did the same thing as him, that is his martial uncle "Jie Lu" monk.

Chen Guang, who was only 11 years old, watched with his own eyes the martial uncle, who was wearing a protective body and golden light, walked away from the mountain smartly under the bombardment of 64 Zhentian piles on the mountain. Since then, martial uncle has become an idol in his heart.

"One day, I will be a real man like martial uncle Jie Lu."

After setting a goal, Chen Guang tries to develop his ability and becomes stronger and stronger. When he is an adult, not to mention his peers, even the old monk who is dozens of years older than him can't resist his three moves.

But even so, I still can't carry the Zhentian stake of Ruyi mountain. It's the eight fierce magic weapon personally refined by Ruyi Buddha in those years. Even if the Buddha dies, it's still powerful.

The dust light, who was hit by one of the Zhentian piles and lay in bed for a week, admired martial uncle Jielu more and more, and didn't give up the idea of going out of the mountain.

Finally, relying on his innate pair of diamond eyes, he found a chance to escape from the Zhentian stake.

Growing up in Ruyi mountain, he doesn't know anything about the outside world, because Ruyi mountain also has WiFi and can surf the Internet. There are a lot of blocked things. For example, some websites that adults can see all show 404.

He can take a car, call and even make money.

It was too easy for him to make money. He walked around the railway station and bus station and caught pickpockets stealing. In this way, if the owner is nice, he will give him some thanks. If he doesn't intend to give it to him, he will remind him that generally, he will give some points to those who want face.

When the ungrateful even scolded him, he would find another thief to steal things. He won't want that thing or catch a thief. He just thinks he hasn't taken care of it.

It's just that they beat wild geese all day, and sometimes they are pecked by wild geese. In the railway station of xiakong City, he was so attracted by a lovely little girl that the salute was stolen by thieves.

Chen Guang didn't care much. Anyway, when he left the mountain, he was empty handed. He made money to buy those gifts. If you lose it, you can earn it again. It's no problem.

After a series of unlucky and strange events, Chen Guang came to the railway station again to catch thieves.

The traffic here is so heavy that he caught three pickpockets in half a day.

One of them happened to be the guy who stole his salute. Now, martial uncle's address is back.

Find the wallet lost by the thief. According to the note with the address inside, Chenguang successfully found the address of martial uncle.

Ding Dong.

With excitement, he rang the doorbell.

Finally, I can see martial uncle again. His mind is full of the figure standing still under the bombardment of zhentianzhuang. That's the goal of his life.

"Who?"

When the door opened, Chen Guang couldn't wait to shout, "Teacher -"

Then his voice got stuck.

Looking at the man who is 1.9 meters tall, with a tiger back and a bear waist, wearing a leopard print tight dress, with long hair in big waves, and his face full of stubble but with rich makeup, the heroic figure in the dust memory is collapsing bit by bit.

"Uncle ~????" his voice changed tone.

I can vaguely remember that when martial uncle went out of the mountain, the whole Ruyi mountain was disturbed.

The mountain Lord asked him, "why did you go down the mountain?"

He sounded like a flood of bells: "seek truth!"

No matter how the Zhentian stake was bombarded, he stood still.

On that day, the golden light on Ruyi mountain broke the clouds.

Can... [is this what martial uncle asked for? No, it's impossible. I must have found the wrong place. He may be just as tall as martial uncle.]

"Eh? This hairstyle?" the man like a flower looked at the bald head of the dust light and was surprised, "are you the dust light?"

[what a martial uncle --] Chen Guang is already wailing in his heart.

"Teacher, martial uncle, how did you become like this?" the dust light's voice was trembling.

"Oh, this," the man who used to be a law to quit salary touched his shawl big wave, "after I came out of the mountain, I gradually recognized myself. I found that my heart actually wanted to be a woman, a weak woman."

The dust light is going to cry.

How did this happen? How can the martial uncle who is full of masculinity in his heart and who has been chasing after as his goal in life become like this?

Martial uncle was very polite: "come in quickly. After I received your call, I prepared a room for you. You can stay with me in the future."

Chen Guang's heart resisted, but he was dragged into the house by martial uncle.

[sleeping slot!] he found that the room was very clean and tidy. It didn't look like a man living alone.

[by the way, martial uncle... Has become a woman now.]

"You don't have to call me martial uncle anymore. Now I have a new name. You can call me Alice."

[it's also a foreign name!!!] Chen Guang suddenly remembered that his ID was Alice when he chatted with martial uncle online. It turned out that it wasn't just an online name!

"Love... Ellie... Martial uncle," Chen Guang couldn't shout out after all, "you... Why do you want to be a woman?"

"Oh, well, maybe it was born," Alice recalled. "I didn't like the way men sweat after sports since I was a child."

In Chen Guang's mind, a group of monks on Ruyi mountain were sweating like rain while practicing basic skills.

"Moreover, men are very rough. They don't care if their clothes and trousers are broken. Sometimes they stick to the soil, eh ~ it's so dirty ~"

Chen Guang remembered that when the martial brothers were competing in martial arts, even if they bled, they didn't care.

"What I can't stand most is that men like to release their hands against trees and walls. It splashes everywhere. It's disgusting."

Chen Guang recalled that last year he was still competing with a group of little friends who could leave longer water marks on the trunk and draw 18 layers of spirals on the tree. He deserved to be the winner. At that time, he was happy for a long time.

He just stood there, his eyes losing their highlights.

"By the way, I forgot to ask you," said Alice suddenly. "What are you going to do this time? Dust?"

After being pushed, the dust light finally came back.

"I... i... I don't know..."

He felt that his life was confused.

"Oh, it's all right. Take your time and tell me what you want. You're welcome," said Alice with a smile.

Chen Guang still wants to cry.

"By the way! You're just in time," Alice went back to the room and took out a pile of clothes. "I'm going to run for the saint of the demon cult recently. Give me your reference. How can I match it?"

"Hmm? Demon sect? Saint?" the dust light was inexplicable.

"Oh, don't you know?" Alice said. "I actually went out of the mountain as an undercover to join the Qingyi sect. Otherwise, even if I was powerful, I couldn't stand the Tianzhuang town. The mountain Lord cooperated with me in acting."

"Why?"

"Of course, it is because there is no doubt that there will be a magic eye on the Ruyi mountain. Now that we can send undercover to evil spirits, how can the devil be left behind?"

"Are you... For the sacrifice of undercover?"

"Oh, no, it's just my pure personal hobby," said Alice with a smile, "I only worked as an undercover for half a year. Later, I gradually found out my intention and gave up working as an undercover. I took the initiative to find the hall leader to be honest about it. They also forgave me and let me continue to stay in the hall. Now I love Qingyi education very much. Everyone here is talented and speaks well. Being with them is like being at home. Let's go Ruyi mountain's previous understanding of the evil cult was too one-sided. "

Dust light fell to the ground in shock: "how... How can this happen?"

He said that he had seen a lot of evil spirit since he entered the community just now. He had planned to join hands with martial uncle to subdue the evil spirit, but now look carefully, martial uncle also has a lot of evil spirit!

Alice took out a paper book from her arms. The cover clearly wrote five words "general outline of Qingyi education": "I recommend you take a look at this. The things written in it benefited me a lot and gave me the courage to face myself. I believe it will be helpful to you."

"No! No!" the dust light was like a great enemy, hands and feet and retreated back.

In his eyes, that book is extremely poisonous. Even martial uncle Jie Lu, who was once an indomitable martial uncle, has been harmed to look like this. Demon sect... It's terrible!

He is still too young to look down on the outside world.

"Martial uncle, I won't live with you. I met a friend when I came, and I can live with him." Chen Guang couldn't wait to leave. He was afraid that he would become martial uncle if he stayed any longer.

"Well, don't you live here?" Alice said with some regret. "I've specially bought you new clothes. Then take them with you and go together."

"No, no, bye, martial uncle." where did Chen Guang dare to ask for the clothes given by Alice? What if it was a skirt? He tried his best to nurse and fled the yedU community where Alice lived.