Chapter 272

"Go back to me." Tao Siqi threw her head away. As a result, as soon as the headless body raised her hand, she suddenly trembled and didn't catch it.

His head rolled to the ground, just facing Tao Siqi, with a pitiful expression on his face.

"You can't get it?" Tao Siqi didn't have any sympathy. There is no need to sympathize with these powerful guys who are used to infringe on the interests of others.

"Hiss... My kidney seems to be broken," his head grinned and his headless body covered one side of his waist. "I don't know who kicked it. It's really heavy."

Seeing this, Tao Siqi simply moved a chair and sat down and said to her head, "that's it. First report your name, gender and age."

Although the evolutionist looks like a child turned ghost, Tao Siqi knows from his words and deeds that he should not be young.

Sure enough, when his head heard this, he said reluctantly, "Sir, you are too casual. Even if you don't put my head back on the table and change a skirt at least, pants are the stupidest invention of mankind. It's as good as wearing skirts for men in ancient times."

"Don't talk nonsense," Tao Siqi glared at him. "Are you still with me here? Don't you know I'm specialized in dealing with guys like you? I have more than 100 ways to make you cooperate obediently. Do you want to try?"

"Sir, I don't read much. Don't lie to me," said the head. "I also have human rights."

"Oh, human rights?" Tao Siqi disdained to smile. "Do you know journey to the west?"

"Yes."

"Does the monkey king know?"

"Of course."

"What's on the monkey king's head?"

"Tight hoop?"

"Do you want to have one?"

"Shit! You even have such things?! I don't believe it!" his head was shocked. He was just a kid. If he met the tight hoop of Monkey King, wouldn't he have to rest?

"Why are you lying?" Tao Siqi felt in her pocket and took out a small iron ring with a diameter of about three centimeters.

"That's it?" the head was stunned for a moment, and then laughed. "Sir, you're so humorous. How dare you call such a small iron ring tight hoop? Does the tight hoop curse shrink like this?"

"No," Tao Siqi shook her head. "It's this size. It won't grow or shrink."

The head asked, "how do you put it on your head?"

Tao Siqi's mouth aroused an evil smile: "what do you think? There is more than one head."

"Hmm?" the head didn't understand at first, but looking down Tao Siqi's line of sight, he found that it was his lower body, and suddenly felt a chill.

Tao Siqi said to herself, "this thing is good. After wearing it, you can't touch the lust of the world any more. If you are moved, you will feel that this tight hoop is getting tighter and tighter on your head. It's unbearable!"

Then she smiled at the evil spirit of her head: "so far, no man can stand it, even if you are the great saint of heaven."

"I recruit! Can't I recruit all of them!"

……

Xiaoguai finally got home smoothly. XiMenqing showed song Yunwu a picture of Zhou Hong being shot with a pair of panda eyes. The latter also laughed back and forth.

"Hahaha, he's so cute, just like the panda we used to keep," Song Yunwu thought far away. "I haven't seen Xiaocai for several years."

"A panda, you make complaints about the name" Xiao Cai? Are you a devil? "Simon loves Tucao.

Qin Yuyao paid attention to another point: "Alas, sister Yunwu, can your family still keep pandas?"

"Well... That's only a little different." Song Yunwu was vague and didn't elaborate.

At this time, Jin Huayuan happened to come out of the room to pour water. Ximen smiled and said, "Yo, Xiaoyuan hasn't slept yet?"

"Well, I'm making a song," Jin Huayuan said in front of Ximen's face. "Sister, do you have a new song recently? I've written a lot, and I don't feel as good as your sister."

"Er... Recently? There really is one, but you may not be able to go alone. You have to go to the whole symphony orchestra," Simon Qing touched her head. "Are you still used to it in school recently?"

"Well," said Jin Huayuan, "my classmates think I'm a foreigner and very enthusiastic. I also joined the music club. The predecessors there are very good."

"Club..." Ximen was feeling a little. At that time, Da Long was a public school. She had never heard of societies before she went to college. When she went to college, she had to play games and read novels. She didn't have time to mix societies at all, so she had always been curious about what existed in the island animation.

Qin Yuyao thought XiMenqing would sigh about things like youth. As a result, XiMenqing said, "is there a beautiful schoolsister in there?"

Qin Yuyao: "sister Ximen, what do you focus on?"

"Otherwise?" Simon asked, "isn't the club just set up so that students can openly engage in objects? Which of those cartoon protagonists doesn't have a harem in their own club?"

"You have a problem with this idea," Qin Yuyao said. "Is it not the student's duty to learn? Why do you make complaints about it so early?"

Looking at her solemn appearance, Simon patted her on the shoulder: "Ruyao, do you know that our country will soon reduce the marriage age to 18 women and 20 men? Since 18 can get married, what's the problem with starting to fall in love on 16 and 17?"

"Don't look at me with the eyes of 'this child is so stupid that it hurts!' Qin Yuyao couldn't cry or laugh." where did you get the gossip? "

"My fans mentioned it on their microblog," Ximen Qing said. "Originally, the legal marriage age in our country is too high. The Netherlands is 12, maozi is 14, kimchi is 16, and even Iran is 9. Starting with our country 2, it is very disadvantageous to the birth of the population. Our country is forced by a large number of people. The country will certainly not do the thing of abolishing martial arts."

Qin Yuyao thought for a moment and said, "but why do I think I can't get married and have children? It's not that age. The key is poverty?"

"Who knows," Ximen Qing shrugged. "Anyway, I don't have children. It's really better for you and the charterer to come. Ruyao, let's go to be an IVF another day? It's not easy for you to have the ability of eight fierce levels. Don't you want to develop a big family?"

Qin Yuyao quickly shook his head: "no, no, no, no, I'm still young and didn't want to have a child so early."

If she lives to be 100 years old, she is estimated to be almost able to have children now, but she can almost live until the universe is destroyed, so there is no need to have children at all.