(in the future, I will change it from time to time. I will tell the story a hundred years ago, which is inconsistent with the text. If you want to see a continuous story, you can skip it, but it is regarded as a normal update. Don't let me put it in the work.)

"I don't want to work hard. Where are you, rich woman? Why don't you come to me? I want someone to have a beautiful voice, a sweet chest, a big waist, a thin hip and water. What a living l non sticky rich woman." in an extremely compact room, a young man lies on the floor like a salted fish.

The room was empty except for an air conditioner, a computer and a small table for the monitor.

Oh, no, and a pair of big flowered swimming trunks on him.

His name is not important. Let's make a fool of it and call him Xia Bai.

Xia Bai is an otaku. Because his parents are alive, he has no sister and no house, so he desperately finds that he can't become the protagonist in the novel.

In that case, it's better to become a little white face and be kept by a rich woman.

Although he has nothing to do with little white face except that he doesn't bask in the sun for a long time and his skin is white.

Of course, the rich woman did not appear. He salted fish in his room every day. Even if there was a rich woman, he couldn't see it. Did he still fall from the sky?

In fact, Xia Bai is a little forced in his heart. He is the kind who looks at others on Valentine's day and is both envious and sad, but gives priority to playing games when there is a sister paper appointment.

Rich woman or something, he just shouted. Even if he really came, he was afraid that others would brush his big dragon with brush music with a diameter of 5 cm.

Lying on the floor, blowing the air conditioner, Xia Bai gradually fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he was suffocated by a burst of brain congestion. He opened his eyes and found a group of people standing in front of him, but why are they all on their heads and feet?

incorrect! I'm on my head and feet!

Xia Bai reflected that he was picked up upside down.

My feet hurt! Who's so hard? I'm not Achilles, and you're not my mother. What's this for!

"What are you doing! Let go of me!" Xia Bai struggled for a few times, but the other party's hand was like a vise, holding his ankle tightly. It was futile to let him struggle.

When Xia Bai gradually became confused because of brain congestion, he vaguely heard a dialogue.

"Leader, this guy seems to be a mortal. He doesn't seem to be able to appear here by himself. Is it possible that who is calculating us?"

"Let him go," another nice voice sounded, "let them calculate. I'm bored."

"Yes."

Finally, Xia Bai felt that she had landed. What the back touches is a hard object of human diaphragm, which is still a little cold. It feels like a pile of stones.

He reluctantly propped himself up and looked back. It was really a piece of rubble.

He looked around again and found that it was dark at some time, but there seemed to be a fire all around, so it shone brightly here.

It was a middle-aged man who picked him up upside down just now. He was wearing a Han suit and a blue robe. He looked like a role in an ancient costume film. Look at others, men and women, all wearing ancient clothes.

Is this a film studio... That's strange!

Xia Bai's brain was squeezed by the door panel before he thought this was the filming scene. Who in the crew could lift him upside down with one hand? It's not his boast. He is still very confident about his weight. With the physique of the uncle next to him, it's absolutely impossible to lift him so stably with one hand.

It's not normal. It's not normal.

And there are no cameras, lighters, recorders... Nothing but fire.

No, I'm not hallucinating from reading too many novels, am I

He touched his ankle. The pain there hasn't disappeared. It doesn't look like a dream.

Is this... Crossing?

Compared with the crew, Xia Bai is more willing to believe that she is really through.

Because just when he was unconscious, a head flew from the sky and shouted, "Sinai!"

For a moment, judging by his Japanese level of reading countless films and learning without a teacher, it should mean "go to hell".

This head is really big, like a big house. With this bite, an SUV will be chewed into pig crispy bones.

However, the huge head was only halfway up and began to ignite. After a brief scream, it completely disappeared in mid air.

Special effects?

I love your horse!

If Xia Bai really believes that such natural spontaneous combustion is a special effect, he thinks he can sprinkle cumin and bake it in the fire.

Mom, it looks like it's really crossing now.

What are these guys around? The force value looks very high. Will I be burned too.

[no, I'm still single. The FFF group won't burn me!]

Just as he was thinking about these messy things, a pair of snow-white slender thighs suddenly came into his eyes.

"Goo." Xia Bai subconsciously swallowed his saliva and looked up. When he saw the face, his heart stopped for a moment.

"Too... Too beautiful, ah, I'm dead!" he covered his heart and fell down.

He once read a news that a Japanese otaku was shouted "Ernie sauce" by a Laurie, and was adored to die on the spot.

I didn't expect that one day, he would come to the same end.

"What are you thinking?" she asked.

"I'm thinking that if I die like this, I feel it's worth my life." maybe he was confused. He even told his heart, and he didn't realize it at all.

"Oh," she said, she had seen many men amazed by her beauty, but it was the first time. "Tell me, where are you from? What are you doing here?"

Perhaps he felt that he had been worth it in his life. No matter how much waves he made, Xia Bai habitually said, "where do I come from? I come from where I should come to see you. When I see it, I fall in love with you."

"The last one who said that has been burned into a corpse by me. Do you want to try?"

"Yes, but it's not necessary, because looking at you, I get hot all over and will burn to ashes soon." the Sao words that he can type by relying on the keyboard on weekdays all came out at once.

She suddenly opened her mouth and revealed a pair of sharp fangs: "so are you going to continue to say that?"

"Your teeth are so white, so neat, and your tongue is so cute. Did you have leek dumplings for dinner? There is a naughty leek leaf between your teeth."

She quickly closed her mouth and subconsciously swept her tongue around her teeth.

Determined that this was a psychosis, she got up and planned to leave.

"Eh? Are you leaving now?"

"Otherwise?"

"Aren't you going to burn three moles on the soles of my feet and announce that my whole body, including this swimming pants, will be yours from now on?"