Chapter 1

"I don't want to work hard. Where are you, rich woman? Why don't you come to me? I want someone to have a beautiful voice, a sweet chest, a big waist, a thin hip, and water. What a living l non sticky rich woman!"

With a scream, Simon suddenly woke up from his dream. His subordinates felt between his legs and smiled miserably: "the dragon still didn't come back."

"My dragon, come back soon ~ I can't bear it alone ~" he, or she, leaned in the corner of the kitchen and sang sadly. Just like Stephen Zhou, who thought he lost the double knife Turkey and sang "love and righteousness are worth thousands of gold" in Shaolin Temple.

She wished her dragon could be the same as the double knife Turkey. One day, she suddenly came back and said to her, "brother, I'm not dead. I just went to have a circumcision and sharpened my skin."

However, the reality is cruel.

"Why is this?"

Think about it carefully. Everything was cheap that time. He was well fed at home and had nothing to do. He shouted "I don't want to work hard, where is the rich woman". As a result, he passed through inexplicably.

At first, he was very happy, because he was in the lowest period of his life. He was fired at work, had no girlfriend at the age of 32, and was hit by a BMW driver on the street for no reason. He really didn't want such a life at all.

As a dead house addicted to the second dimension, he is no stranger to crossing, but he still yearns for it.

However, he never thought that the cost of crossing was so great. He knew he would lose the dragon. He wouldn't want to cross it anyway.

Dalong didn't have it. Anyway, she hasn't been used for more than 30 years, which doesn't have much impact on her life.

More holes are still behind.

Her body was indeed a rich woman when she first crossed, the kind of rich country.

When she finally accepted the reality and was ready to let money corrode her will, she suddenly found that 100 years had passed.

It's OK for others to integrate their new body by saying "I'll avenge you", but she has slept for 100 years!

In 100 years, things have changed, and all the silver tickets of her coffin have become waste paper. Because the bank where she saved money closed down in a war during the war.

Is this a snake?

After crossing, the result is that the poor force is still the poor force. The dragon is still gone. Blood loss!

After waking up, she had nothing but to slowly integrate into society. Fortunately, with the help of noble people, she successfully got rid of black households and became an ordinary office worker. But that's all. She is now a teacher in a kindergarten. Her monthly salary is so low. It's hard to keep enough food and clothing.

She was just looking for food in the kitchen. As a result, she accidentally fell asleep (fainted with hunger).

Oh, by the way, I forgot to say.

Simon Qing's body now... Is a zombie. Not old, not dead, but hungry.

She needs to suck the blood bag in time, otherwise she can't control herself to suck the blood of living people.

Although modern society is on the side of science and technology, there is a "mysterious alliance" secretly managing all kinds of supernatural existence. Demons, ghosts, Taoists, wizards, superpowers, aliens... All kinds of mysterious beings come together to form an alliance.

The main function of the mysterious alliance is to maintain the stability of the exterior and interior society and ensure the normal life of each member.

Like Ximen Qing's blood bag, she ordered it from the mysterious alliance. Otherwise, where did she come from to do this? Her current identity and career are also arranged through the mysterious alliance.

While enjoying these benefits, no matter which expert you are, you must follow the rules of the mysterious alliance and don't mess around. Once anyone uses his extraordinary power to disrupt modern society, the mysterious alliance will immediately send a ruling team to erase it.

Can you erase it? In addition, Ximen Qing is not a middle school sophomore who wants to conquer the world all day. Her wish is world peace. If she fights all day, how can she enjoy life?

So she is willing to abide by the rules of the mysterious alliance. After all, people help with identity and find a job. Wouldn't it be a white eyed wolf to fight against people again?

"But now I really have no money. What should I do?" Simon was very melancholy. He felt really hungry.

We have to find a way to make money.

But how?

Even before he was fired, his salary was about the same as she is now. At that time, I didn't suck blood, so my life was OK. I could vigorously krypton gold in the game and buy something around me. I could do it occasionally.

But now? Blood bags are really expensive. They cost nearly 10000 a month. If you pay the rent, there is really not much left.

There is no hope of making money seriously. We must broaden our thinking.

"First of all, I need to find out what advantages I have. Well, the biggest advantage at present is the beauty of this prosperous age. I can wear white silk stockings, and then take photos and send them online. After attracting some dead fat houses, I can wholesale some new silk stockings to sell them. The money of dead houses is very easy to earn." as a former dead house, she also knows the ways in this house.

However

"No!" she directly denied the idea. "What's the difference with rounded corners!? even if I starve to death, I won't please those dead fat houses!"

So, what are the advantages?

Far beyond the physical quality of ordinary people? What can this do? Zombies can't be athletes. She's a salted fish in the sun.

Is it difficult to rob with a mask? If found, it will be wanted by the mysterious alliance.

"How come I'm still good for nothing?"

Just when Ximen was at a loss, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the kitchen.

Dong Dong Dong... "Ah!"

Simon screamed because her foot was trampled heavily, and then her face hit her chest.

Fortunately, the rich woman's body has enough buffer tissue. This time, she just feels a little chest tightness and doesn't hurt much.

"Woo woo... Poo ha!" a delicate face separated from her chest and gasped, "Ximen Qing, you want to die! Unexpectedly, you attacked me here!"

"I just came to find something to eat when I was hungry. I didn't intend to attack you." Simon Qing said that he was innocent.

Looking at this beautiful woman with messy hair and casual clothes like an otaku, to tell the truth, she was still a little happy. After all, the girl's figure is still excellent. This flutter and soft feeling makes Ximen Qing feel that the dragon has expanded.

Although she doesn't have a big dragon.

The man in front of him is song Yunwu, the landlord of XiMenqing. They now live in a large villa shared by many people. Although the villa is luxurious, it is still a school district room close to the city center, but the landlord is capricious and the rent is particularly cheap. The rent includes only 2000 water and electricity every month.

Yes, the girl in her arms is also a rich woman. He is 22 years old and has just graduated from college.

After graduation, song Yunwu did not choose to inherit his family business, but chose to pursue his dream.

The dreamer first asked for a villa from his family, and then relied on rent to maintain his source of income. He stayed in his room all day and drew comics.

Her dream is to be a big cartoonist.

At this time, she is expected to rush to the middle of the night, and then when she is hungry, she comes to the kitchen to get something to eat.

When she saw the refrigerator opened by Ximen Qing, she was immediately angry: "you stole my tomatoes again! They all said that the same color can not replace blood packets! Why don't you lick the paint!?"

"But I'm hungry," Simon said pitifully, "or you would stretch your neck and let me bite? Don't worry, it doesn't hurt to be sucked by me."

"Bite me?" Song Yunwu got angry and slapped XiMenqing on the cushion on his chest. Suddenly, there was a surge of waves, accompanied by a very ecstatic "ah ~".

Song Yunwu opened his bow from left to right and hit XiMenqing's chest one after another. The waves shook left and right: "bite me! Bite me! Bite me! Why don't you let me bite your big chest? Don't you know that the landlord has no surplus food now? You still steal my tomatoes! Steal my tomatoes! Next time I buy a cucumber, I'll see how you steal it!"

"Ah ~ ah ~ ah ~" every time he is slapped, Ximen Qing cries, which is called a pear flower with rain.

After playing for a while, song Yunwu's hands were probably sour and finally stopped.

She said to Simon, "I warned you last time. If you steal my tomatoes again, the rent will be doubled!"

"Don't!" cried Simon, "I don't have any money! You can pay my debt."

"Then come and help me work! The day after tomorrow is the deadline, and I can't do it alone." Song Yunwu confidently pulled a strong man.

Simon Qing whispered, "aren't you a street fighter? Where's the deadline?"

"What are you talking about?"

"No, I didn't say anything. I said you were so sweet."

Hearing the speech, song Yunwu immediately stood up from Ximen Qing, covered his neck and said, "I warn you! Don't suck my blood! Otherwise I'll pull out your teeth!"

Simon Qing stood up with the refrigerator and straightened his disturbed lace pajamas: "you should believe my willpower. Even if I go to work, I won't suck human blood."

"Hum, if you believe it, you'll have a ghost." Song Yunwu rolled his eyes, took out the remaining tomatoes from the refrigerator, ate them, and then walked to his room with Ximen Qing.

This big villa has four bedrooms up and down. Song Yunwu, the second attached body of the middle school, named each room, and her largest master bedroom was called "tianyunjian".

As soon as he entered the room, Simon Qing saw a pile of painting paper scattered on the ground.

Just pick up one and look at it. Oh, it's too exciting!

"What are you painting?"

"There will be a peer exhibition next week. I rented a stall and planned to sell peer records. This is the peer of my star tyrant." Song Yunwu proudly raised her plump chest and was confident in her works.

Ximen Qing just knew she was drawing comics before. Unexpectedly, she was drawing such a function. Tut tut tut.

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