Chapter 586

Ren 8000 and the female emperor thought that they would come back for the new year to enjoy the atmosphere of the new year and spend two leisurely days again.

However, it turns out that they definitely think too much.

The daughter-in-law, nephew and granddaughter-in-law who only heard her name for several years and was praised by Ren's mother for several flowers... Finally appeared. It's no longer just a stunning photo.

From the first day of the new year, almost all of Ren 8000's seven aunts, five uncles, three uncles and two uncles came to Ren's home in person. People come and go in and out like the gate of Lan City.

Nominally, of course, he came to visit.

In fact, they came to watch.

Ming Ming went to his uncle's house on the first day of last year, and to two aunts' houses on the fourth and fifth day of last year. Now it's all changed.

After two days of re-election, 8000 people couldn't bear it. They took the female emperor and fled.

As for the two flying riders, they bought a plane ticket, threw a bank card with 100000 yuan, and gave a strict warning, which enabled them to start a new flying ride adventure.

Naturally, the two flying riders were overjoyed. They had heard the two fools boast for a year. Now it's their turn.

They felt that if there were no wonderful things, they would be sorry.

Different from the above two people, the two initial goals were not to return to the magic capital

Ren 8000 naturally didn't know what kind of basket they would break for themselves.

At this time, he was squatting in the pit. After finding a place to squat in the pit, he went back to Dayao with the female emperor. He stayed for five days this time, and there was not much time left.

When he finished feeling comfortable and wiped his ass with paper, his face suddenly changed.

He even touched a meat ball across the paper... It still hurts... Is it a legendary hemorrhoid? Will you become a person with hemorrhoids in the future?

Thinking of such a future, Ren 8000 shuddered.

Although there are ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women and ten hemorrhoids, Ren 8000 has been laughing at the situation. When his college roommate washed his ass with potassium permanganate every night, he always smiled with "goodwill".

However, when all this happened to him, he was completely ignorant.

How can you get this kind of extreme pain, restlessness and even doubt the problems of life!

Who has seen which expert get hemorrhoids?

Think about if Qiao Feng suddenly had hemorrhoids when he was in juxianzhuang

When talking about sword in Huashan Mountain, many experts twist chrysanthemums to the top of the mountain... Fight the top of Huashan Mountain... And then apply hemorrhoids cream in a place?

Think of Xiao Yan covering his ass and saying twisted on his face: "don't deceive the young man who is poor..."

Think about Han Paopao, who fought side by side with Nangong Wan in the cave to face the evil Jiao... And then shouted, "help me for five minutes first!" Run to Nangong Wan and find a place to take off your pants and apply hemorrhoids?

For example, in the last battle between Wang Chao and God, his whole body was full of Qi and blood, hammer after hammer, and then his lower body directly sprayed blood?

Can you still see the plot?

How did this happen when it was your turn?

Ren 8000's heart collapsed.

Since I put on my pants, the pain of chrysanthemum is one after another.

When he left his legs and walked slowly out of the toilet with a pale face, the female emperor was waiting in the distance.

They were in a restaurant. They planned to eat something, go to the bathroom, and then go out to find a place to go back directly.

I didn't expect such a great change to happen! It's a doomsday disaster!

"What's the matter?" The empress asked faintly when she saw that he looked bad.

"Nothing!" Ren 8000's mouth trembled. He couldn't tell the female emperor that his chrysanthemums were in bloom, could he? I can't say it!

"Go back?" The empress did not say or ask when she saw him.

"I can't go back... I want to check something." Ren 8000 looked like crying, then quickly checked the map, turned his legs all the way, didn't dare to exceed 30 cm, and stomped forward quickly.

Dare not step big, it hurts!!!

"Drugstore... Ma Yinglong... Drugstore... Ma Yinglong..." Ren Bayi looked nervously at the map in his mobile phone and looked for the drugstore not far ahead.

He has never felt that time is so important.

In the past, I did all kinds of things two or three hours in advance, and then I just waited to travel around the world. However, now, he may go back at any time, maybe one minute, maybe ten minutes, or even half an hour, because he has never calculated the time so accurately.

Now he must race against the clock to buy hemorrhoids cream in the drugstore. He has no time to spend more time on the Internet to understand what to do if he has hemorrhoids!

When he saw that the drugstore he was looking for appeared on the roadside more than ten meters ahead, his face finally showed an excited look. He turned his head and looked at the female emperor and saw that she was quietly following him.

Seeing Ren 8000 turn around, the female emperor looked at him with a puzzled look on her face: "Why are you walking so strange? Are you hurt? How did you get it?"

Ren 8000 squeezed out a dry smile: "small problems can be solved soon."

With Ren 8000's voice, the air around him began to fluctuate regularly. The female emperor immediately grabbed Ren 8000's arm.

When Ren 8000 found that the scenery in front of him changed, his face suddenly changed miserably.

I didn't have time! Didn't buy hemorrhoids cream!

"What the hell happened?" The empress narrowed her eyes and asked.

"It's really no big deal, your majesty. Don't worry!" Ren 8000 said with a green face.

"How strange!" The female emperor looked puzzled. She was fine a moment ago. Ren 8000 went to the toilet and became like this.

It was not easy to fool the female emperor. After leaving, Ren 8000 walked back with one foot deep and one foot shallow. He wondered whether there was hemorrhoids in the world. The doctor's Bureau didn't know whether there was any way.

After thinking about it, Ren 8000 has no bottom in his heart.

Looking at the guard behind him, Ren 8000 asked, "Stone Tiger... Let me ask you something!"

"Governor, what's up?" Shi Hu stepped forward and asked.

"Do you know hemorrhoids?" Ren's face is hard to say.

"I only know arrow sores!" The stone tiger has a deep face.

"Do you know if the chrysanthemum is ill?"

"What flower is chrysanthemum?"

"Forget it... It's all right!" Ren 8000 sighed.

Back in the room, lie down on the bed and start tossing and turning. It hurts!

That night he found many problems he had never cared about before.

For example, some people always say that chrysanthemums are tight. When will chrysanthemums be tight? Ren 8000 never paid attention to it before, but now he knows that it will happen when he releases water! Not only one tight, but also two tight and three tight!

Every time the chrysanthemum is tight, it feels sour... It makes Ren 8000 feel miserable.

For example, when he coughed, Ren 8000 never thought that he would be tight when he coughed!

For example, when you get up, does anyone know that it will be tight when you get up?

This night, Ren 8000 experienced it all over.

This night he was half asleep and half awake. The next day, he got up late and asked the guard to go to the school to give the students a holiday.

He felt he had to go to the doctor's office.

Otherwise, I really can't live this day!