Someone has been ha ha for several years and answered more than two million questions.

The question is this - what is the experience of being a non chieftain?

The sand carving answers of non chieftains have become the source of happiness for netizens.

"Non chieftain? This is the unspeakable pain in the heart of the non chieftain. In my early years, I was addicted to XX producer. It took two years for the gold coin pool to connect the fragments of four SSR cards to 79. As a result, in the last ten consecutive rounds, I stepped on the horse to connect four SSR whole cards. I was going to be a dog stack!!!"

"Benfei chieftain is really floating. Even this question dares to click in. A few years ago, a 3 game had an event of mortal dreams, and 60 CDs must be hung. Benfei chieftain liked to mention double [night talking egret] 60 times and became a non chieftain celebrity in the game area."

"The upstairs is full of spies from Asia. The real non chieftain doesn't issue the whole card or pendant."

"Fei Chieh has no game experience. Thank you."

"Xuan doesn't save Fei, krypton doesn't change his life."

"I've been buying lottery tickets for 21 years and haven't won a dollar."

“_(: з) ∠)_ It is said that for drinks with a winning rate of 99%, after drinking more than ten boxes, only thank you for your patronage. "

"Non chieftains have twists and turns when they eat a meal. They have been pigeoned continuously. They can feel cold when they take a bath..."

"Because QAQ is too dark, my best friends won't open a black ranking with me."

"I've been forwarding all kinds of microblog lottery all year round. I haven't won a prize. You know, there are only two people forwarding once! Shit!"

"When I was a child, I always thought I was the chosen son of God and the called child. Later, I learned that I was the unlucky ghost who was hacked by thunder."

All kinds of sand sculpture answers make netizens happy.

The answer of a great God is very classic, which lays the foundation for this problem to become a popular existence all year round.

"Why not ask the magical smuggler of African chieftains about this question?"

The netizens were stunned and laughed wildly.

He was the first audience in the live broadcast room of the empress and a devout watcher. The original video was spread from him and was the ancient giant god in the mouth of many salted fish. He is also the founder of the women's emperor live forum and the columnist of relevant magazines. He majored in literature in the University and took the live studio as his job after graduation.

No one can compare with him in terms of years.

In terms of seriousness, no one can compare with him.

According to his microblog, he will watch the content of the live room every day. Even if he doesn't watch the live broadcast and relay, he will also watch the video cut, write notes and make video documents for everyone who has exposed his face and mentioned his name in the live room. Halfway through college graduation, buying a house, marriage, hospitalization for acute appendicitis, giving birth, the child's full moon, the child's first year of life, the child's kindergarten, the child's primary school

His effort is huge, and his harvest is quite good.

The empress forum is an evergreen tree. Under the care of him and several other founders, it has always been prosperous. Traffic and advertising alone can maintain the daily maintenance and renewal of the forum and labor expenses. Each founder can also reap a profit dividend of RMB 34 million every year.

The magazine sponsored by him also maintained profitable sales when the physical magazine was decadent.

He wrote detailed books for everyone in the female emperor live studio, with sharp strokes and humorous words.

He left half of the profits of these books for himself, and the other half was donated to the Charity Foundation organized in the name of the live studio.

Of course, he has millions of real fans on the microblog platform and occasionally receives extra money.

After that, he invested in several TV dramas and films with others and made a lot of money.

After deducting taxes, his annual income is nearly eight figures.

He should be a successful person among his peers and a lucky star in the eyes of everyone, but——

Unfortunately, according to the x-yu appointment of the ancient giant god, he is a typical example of bad luck from childhood to adulthood.

You can fall on the ground when you drink water and walk. When you go out to a place with a large number of people, you will be stolen. Your mobile phone will be lost and your computer will be lost - it is said that the ancient god repeated the college entrance examination three times. The college entrance examination is either inexplicably lost, or you have a strange fever. If you fail again, you will have an accident on the way to the examination——

"I give myself an ID of 'sneaking into Africa' for each account. I just hope I can steal Europe from Africa and be a European emperor."

_ (: з) ∠)_

This is the voice and cry of a non chieftain.

"I think I've had a lot of twists and turns in my life. I'm unlucky. I probably want to accumulate all my luck and meet the anchor."

Smuggling into Africa was very sensational and moving.

The first to enter the anchor room, the first to find Jiang Pengji, exhausted all his accumulated luck.

The host silently asked, "so, is this why you haven't achieved the achievement of 'dreaming back to the Millennium'?"

Smuggled into Africa: "

Please don't mention!!!

After this interview was released, a group of netizens couldn't help but ha ha.

The account ID indicates the lineage.

Even if he smuggled into Africa, put his home in the anchor's network cable and grabbed the position of the live studio again and again, it still can't change the reality that he can't become the European emperor of "dreaming back to the Millennium". Xuan doesn't save Fei, krypton doesn't change his life. On the surface, I don't care, but my heart is already dripping with blood.

After an interview, the "smuggling of non chieftains" became the source of joy for the sand carving netizens on the microblog that day.

The clandestine African chieftain quietly put away his mobile phone, and his tender face was no longer young, full of sadness.

He wants to go back to QAQ

I don't know if God heard his wish. When the anchor was about to retire and leave office, he smuggled across the African Emirates.

_ (: з) ∠)_

At least it's a "dream back to the Millennium". Even if it's so late for many years, it can be regarded as taking off the hat of non chieftain... Right?

After sneaking across the African chieftain, he smiled as naive as a child.

Before long, the denture of the body was displaced, so that he had to straighten it.

"I heard that there are new dishes in zhikezhai. Will Aiqing go with me?"

The clandestine non chieftain just "sneaked" his dentures and found that a group of ministers in official clothes passed by him, just like a downward look. He refused to go. He wanted to linger a little longer. He lingered close to the hall door and looked into the hall like a thief.

Before I looked more and saw where his Majesty was, I heard a familiar smile.

"Your Majesty, your majesty, your majesty - next -"

The chieftain was so frightened that he almost rolled his eyes. He just felt that all his blood rushed to his brain.

Mom——

Live idol!!!

"Yes." Jiang Pengji asked him, "do you want to go with him?"

The smuggled non chieftain followed with hands and feet, but he didn't remember what he said.

For a long time——

"Your Majesty doesn't need to change clothes?"

Jiang Pengji said, "it's not a Dragon Robe, and the clothes are not painted with dragon patterns. At most, they are richer than ordinary people."

The emperor doesn't wear the Dragon Robe every day. In fact, the Dragon Robe is worn several times a year. There are three layers inside and three layers outside. The piecemeal accessories have to toss for a long time. When the emperor, how can he have so much time to take care of this? They usually dress better than rich people.

When he sneaked into the non Chieftain to zhikezhai, he found that many people had been waiting in Yajian.

He was confused again and became one hand and one foot.

Mom——

They are all living idols!!!

The body that smuggled across the African chieftain is an old minister who is about to retire. He doesn't have a high sense of existence on weekdays, but his relationship with all the ministers is also good.

His appearance at this private party was not abrupt.

In fact, as a diehard who has been paying attention to the live studio, he knows that this is probably the last party before Jiang Pengji's meditation.

The next time we have a private dinner with all the ministers, she will no longer be the emperor, but the supreme emperor.

But——

Why does he always feel strange?

It seems that the anchor knew that he would dream back to the Millennium European emperor this time?

Is it an illusion?

The smuggled non chieftain scratched his head secretly, and his old face was confused.

Wei Ci and Yang Si noticed the weirdness of the colleague, but the other person's usual personality was more withdrawn, generally not very sociable, and his contact with his colleagues was not deep. Even if they found the old minister's strangeness, they didn't point it out.

Your Majesty's observation is amazing. If there is anything unusual, she must be the first to find it.

Therefore, this doubt was suppressed by the public, chatting, recalling the past or laughing about the future, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

Jiang Pengji has been preparing for the Zen position for three years. Everything is ready. Chu Jun Jiang Lian is quite like her mother. Even if she can't afford the overall situation and loses her sense of propriety, the healthy supreme emperor can take the stage. The ministers were worried about her Zen position, but they didn't resist it.

→_ →

To tell you the truth, many ministers hid in the quilt and laughed.

Their psychological shadow is going to dissipate.

Chu Jun Jiang Lian has a good temperament. His highness is much better than his majesty.

In this regard, the smuggled non chieftains can only eat melons and watch silently.

As a diehard who chases the live broadcast all year round, he knows what temperament Jiang Lian Chu Jun is.

I hope that after your Majesty's meditation, these gloating ministers will not cry and invite people back.

Jiang Lian's Prince is hard to deal with. Her twin sister, Jiang Yan, who is now a princess, is even harder to deal with.

When Jiang Pengji was in office, she could suppress the sisters and do no harm to the minister.

Once the hoop was removed, the court and the field let them toss.

Of course, the food level in this era can not be compared with that in modern times, but who makes the dining environment too good and sneaks into non chieftains to eat directly.

Yang Si said with a smile, "the old man has a good appetite, but he has a good thing today?"

Since the old minister was old, the other party was very particular about self-cultivation. He was always full and picky about food.

Today, I can't wait to lick all the bowls and make my stomach swell. Your majesty also ordered someone to prepare him a snack soup.

"I haven't been as happy as I am today in my life," he said

Although I don't know why the colleague is happy, the joy on his face is not fraud. Yang Si naturally won't touch the bad luck and laughs to round it over. Your Majesty's meditation is coming. There are not too many good things. It's better to eat with an open stomach than to frown and sigh.

After eating, the crowd dispersed, and Jiang Pengji made an excuse to ask for a white dragon fish suit.

It's not once or twice to make a private visit with the minister's Micro service. I won't punch a hole this time.

"This personal visit is not quite the same as expected."

This is shopping!

The chieftain whispered that he knew Jiang Pengji could hear him.

Jiang Pengji said, "otherwise? Do you think there can be any thrilling plot?"

He blinked and was innocent.

Jiang Pengji said, "when you are old, your digestion is not as good as before. Go and eat more to avoid stomach pain."

Smuggled into Africa: "

So——

The so-called white dragon fish clothes are actually walking and eating?

Jiang Pengji smiled and said, "thank you very much."

Company is the longest love confession. She feels that the salted fish led by the smuggling of non chieftains are true love.

He was stunned and immediately understood that this was said to him.

"You're welcome. I'm lucky to know your majesty!"

He never felt that he was a chieftain.

Non chieftain could not meet Jiang Pengji, but one night in his sophomore year, he met a pearl that shone for half his life.