Of course, it is impossible to resign. It is impossible to resign for a lifetime.

As a middle-aged man in his forties, even if he is bald, he needs to fight the bug to the end.

Life is so stressful that I have to give in.

Although the program ape is only in his early 40s, he has unlocked many gestures, such as writing code on bicycles, buses, trains, planes and other means of transportation. He has also bravely resisted bugs in the devastation of typhoons and earthquakes. Short life, rich experience.

After a moment of decadence, he decided to unlock a new achievement of hospital liver code.

"I don't believe it! If you pass this level, you are the best program ape!"

An hour after rescuing the server, he began to shut down.

Colleagues pulled him into a "procedural ape victim group".

Program:

What do you mean?

My colleague looked worried and said, "Gee, look at the group announcement."

The program ape crawled to have a look. He was stunned and even trembled.

[procedural ape victim group]

[counting the poor program apes ruthlessly slaughtered by program ape killers over the years]

He cut out the group announcement, took a look at the number of the group, and couldn't help covering his injured little heart.

This is a large group of 2000 people. The number of online people is 1995_ (: з) ∠)_

The colleague sighed, "This group was also pulled in by a retired elder. There are victims in the group. Some are still struggling at their posts, and some have already left to work in other industries. This is still our situation. According to another peer in the live studio, their situation is tragic. Alas - the program ape profession is very good, but they met the program ape killer."

It's a bad time, QAQ

Die in peace, QAQ

This is also Penguin Group 6, with one, two, three, four, five and several wechat groups in front.

Program: "..."

He shouldn't have jumped to the collar.

The colleague added, "I always have an ominous premonition. Maybe the great emperor wants to rush his achievements and kill more procedural apes to worship the heaven."

After sending this message, he sent a bald expression package of vicissitudes of life and smoking.

The programmer almost cried.

"After the new year, what achievement did emperor Jiang rush?"

My colleague said, "maybe I want to make up for the three-month performance of the vacancy?"

Program: "..."

Are you kidding?

During the period when Jiang Pengji's live studio disappeared, the frequency and traffic impact of network server crashes were even more terrible than that of the previous year.

With such an impressive record, does she still need to hurry up to make up for her performance after her return?

Looking at all kinds of sighs and jokes in the group, the program ape suddenly wiped his face.

"I think I can save --"

Jiang Pengji didn't know that she inadvertently let another programmer ape have an indelible shadow on her career.

She is now like a poor student, severely questioned by five million teachers.

Originally, there were many fans and few black fans in the live studio, but now it is an overwhelming victory for "black fans".

Jiang Pengji can only be clever again.

After all, salted fish in the live broadcast room always eat soft rather than hard. Pretending to be clever is also a good means to avoid "persecution".

The salted fish scolded and scolded, and suddenly someone made a paragraph of words that made people cry.

The other party's hand is fast. Obviously, these words are not in code, but like a manuscript written early.

He rambled on for hundreds of words, leaving only one sentence at the end.

I wish you were all right

Jiang Pengji couldn't help but show her standard brilliant smile and eight teeth.

"Well, I'm fine."

[smuggling into Africa]: I've always been worried about whether something happened to the anchor suddenly. The military salute before was too scary.

[ghost talent Guo fengxiao]: promise us not to do military rites in the future, okay?

Jiang Pengji's military salutes at that time were all their worries and anxieties to be repaid in the future.

Jiang Pengji said helplessly, "At that time, I was worried that I couldn't come back. Even if I did, it was unlikely that there would be a live studio. Just, I don't know how to explain to you. Here -- you see, I've been injured for three months, and I can't walk normally now. What a pity, I almost died. When I was dying, I thought of you... You, lovely and amiable little girl Angels, let me have the strength to climb the line of life and death. I love you - really, more than pearls. "

Although Jiang Pengji's words were nonsense, some perceptual salted fish were deceived and cried.

As Jiang Pengji said, she was still so weak after three months of rest, which shows how dangerous it was when she was injured.

The salted fish were soft hearted, not to mention Jiang Pengji, who watched them grow up, or who accompanied them to grow up, gently uncovered it.

At this time, a salty fish could not help but make complaints about it.

[the weather clears after the rain, the old man returns]: I bet that the "little angel" in your mouth absolutely does not include the creature "procedural ape".

All of a sudden, this barrage was a hot spot, and even became a hot search topic.

[happy smile]: hahaha - I'm so happy. Can't the program ape get through it?

[Shuo Xia]: how could it be so easy? After all, the three magic weapons of the live studio are the anchor, salted fish and Cheng xuape_ (: з) ∠)_

Jiang Pengji said she didn't know anything.

[innocent, poor and weak JPG]

Of course, there are also fans of the "anchor invincible" genre who don't believe Jiang Pengji's words.

The anchor is such a person who blows up the sky. How can she be easily beaten to linger on the line of life and death?

When Weici came and carefully accompanied her to walk with a crutch, the wave of salted fish was also sad.

They had only been away for three months, and their daughter was beaten like this.

Sad (sorry)

Relying on the clever operation of selling miserably, Jiang Pengji successfully turned the fans of "powder to black" into "black to powder" and continued to talk coquettish.

Jiang Pengji said that it was very good. Her source of happiness came back every day.

Although she was seriously injured, Jiang Pengji was in good health and did not recover slowly.

When the cold in Beiyuan completely dissipated and the people changed into spring clothes, Jiang Pengji also broke away from her crutches and returned to a state of vitality.

"According to this state, we will soon return to Dongqing."

Qi Guan let the hand of the pen pick up a meal, raised his eyes and said, "back to what Dongqing?"

Jiang Pengji: "??"

Xu Ke came in with a pile of high documents blocking his sight. After putting them down, he was panting.

It's hard for young people to keep working overtime until they are bald.

"The Lord now dominates the five countries. All the five countries are gone. It's time to pick a good time and choose a good new country name." Dongqing, Nansheng, Beiyuan, Xichang and zhongzhao were shouting all the time. Unexpectedly, they thought that the world was still in chaos. "From the emperor to Shun Yu, they all had the same surname and different country names, with Zhang Mingde. There were few people who ruled the world, and the virtue of the Lord was no less than that of the sages of the Ming emperor."

The first important thing for the people who established the country in previous dynasties is to establish the country name.

The establishment of a new national name means the change of dynasties and a complete separation from the old era, which is of great historical significance.

This is very important!

Jiang Pengji said, "do you still have to choose? It's' Jiang 'naturally!"

Xu Ke was stunned. "Choose the country's surname as the country's name?"

Lord, are you sure you want to be so casual?

At least give those ministers full of poetry and books a chance to show their ink.

Qi guanrang also felt that it was inappropriate. His father-in-law could secretly insert "Jiang" as a standby country name, but don't be so narcissistic.

Jiang Pengji asked them, "isn't Jiang good?"

Xu Ke said, "the surname given by heaven is naturally good, and it also means to be protected by heaven, but -"

It is inevitable that some people criticize the Lord's narcissism. We still have to make hidden rules and secretly operate the national title.

Jiang Pengji said, "how did you decide the country name in the past?"

It is very serious to determine the country's name. After counting all dynasties, we can find that the country's name has a certain source, such as the birthplace of power, such as the original title of knighthood, such as the place of ancestral origin, such as connecting with the Dynasty once broken by cattle

Taking surname as the country name is not uncommon, but it is rare, and Jiang Pengji's situation is somewhat special.

If she decides to use "Jiang" as the country name, she will be criticized for not being reserved.

_ (: з) ∠)_

Although my Lord has always regarded narcissism as a virtue.

"Then make a secret decision." After listening to Xu Ke's long speech, Jiang Pengji said, "I'm listening to Chen's opinions."

Xu Ke: "

Don't you think the first half of the sentence is contradictory?

If it was up to the minister to decide, they would certainly avoid the country's surname, but who would let the Lord decide internally.

Qi official gave way, "wait until you go to the imperial capital."

Jiang Pengji seemed to be drinking and drinking fragments. She asked stupidly, "what ghost is the imperial capital?"

Xu Ke reminded, "before the LORD went to Beiyuan, was it not pingfengdu, the capital of the former zhongzhao Prefecture?"

Of course, pingfengdu has been forced to change its name.

Jiang Pengji just remembered this incident.

But——

"Why go there?"

Xu Ke and others: "

The future Emperor will not live in the imperial capital. Where do you want to live?

Moreover——

Xu Ke said, "the world is settled. In order to appease the hearts of the people, the Lord should consider going to the pole as soon as possible."

My Lord is also the first female emperor in all ages. I can't be lower than my predecessors. Of course, according to her husband's frugal temperament, she really has to deal with it. Most of them can be streamlined.

Xu Ke expressed firm opposition.

"Life is only a once-in-a-lifetime event. Lord, you can't be rash!"

Absolutely do it!

The new palace has been repaired for a long time. Fortunately, pingfengdu was once a prosperous ancient capital with complete facilities. It is too late to choose a place to be modified into a palace. All kinds of etiquette details are also handled by special personnel. What Jiang Pengji has to do is to write down the processes on the day of reaching the pole.

Of course, and the Dragon Robe. It takes more than half a year to design, choose the style of the Dragon Robe and start making it, even if hundreds of Royal embroiderers with exquisite embroidery work are working day and night. Jiang Pengji's head grew big. "I'm just a patient with just the right injury."

Poor patient, why can't you let her go?

Xu Kening said, "Lord, all ministers have known."

Jiang Pengji: "

Xunmei's big mouth!!!