Chapter 1710

[a house]: how easy it is for a woman to have a baby. It's as simple as pulling a piece of thick shit. Are you right, Emperor Ou?

[Xiao zhu'er]: ouhuang big baby, children born naturally are smarter. Just bear it. Can an old man be more afraid of pain than your wife and mother? Give birth to a child and shout like killing a pig. Howl like this now. You'll have no strength later.

[have a glass of bingkuo music]: hahaha, the emperor of Europe is indeed a fountain of happiness. I was so desperate that I wanted to close the live studio just now. I didn't expect... Hahaha, I didn't expect this product to become a pregnant woman in childbirth. Oh, mom, I know it's wrong to gloat, but allow me to be happy first and then repent myself. Do you think this shit is too thick to pull?

The famous online saying of Ou Huang's "the first Playboy in the capital" is that [having a child is like pulling a piece of shit. Women who say it hurts are hypocritical. There are so many bad things in my mother's generation. She still quarrels not to have a baby... She'll go away if she doesn't give me a son].

This not only angered all female netizens, but also a group of male netizens were ashamed of such a shabby among men.

This is to stand and talk without backache. If you have the ability to experience it, beep again!

As a result... Emmm... Ouhuang won the bid.

He was lucky to stand out from hundreds of millions of people, became the new European emperor, and got the qualification to experience ancient pregnant women's childbirth.

When he first crossed over, he felt a little dizzy, his whole body seemed to be drained, and a sharp pain unbearable to his life spread to his whole body from below. As he became conscious, the deeper the pain he felt, and finally he couldn't help trying to grasp the source of his pain with his hands. As soon as he grabbed... His palm touched his round and tight stomach

A round, tight stomach?

Realizing this, the emperor suddenly felt excited all over, and his brain was completely frightened and sober.

He found the body sitting on the bed in a semi sitting position, with two white, slender and symmetrical legs open to both sides.

European emperor looked down and found that his round belly hindered his sight.

I haven't eaten pork and I've seen pigs running. This posture is clearly a common production stem in ancient costume TV dramas!

The emperor's first reaction was to beat his stomach with his hands.

What a broken crossing, stepping on a horse and biting people, who wants to have children

But this one's physical condition was not very good. His behavior did not have any impact on the child. Instead, it caused a burst of more intense uterine contraction, which made him cry and howl. At this time, the middle-aged woman who looked like a midwife hurriedly said, "madam, don't waste your energy now. Your baby is too big and the production time is wrong... You can have a safe production according to what I said!"

Before the emperor could refute anything, the midwife ordered someone to put something in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue in pain. At the same time, she ordered two powerful servants to squat her up and explained, "It's not a thousand or eight hundred for maids to deliver babies. Many farm women squat like this when giving birth. This can make them stronger. Take a moment and save their strength. When there's a movement later, summon up your strength to give birth to the child. Follow the maidservant's words..."

So the emperor was forced to go to Liangshan by a roomful of servants, servant girls and midwives... No, he was forced to have children.

Just, where are children so easy to have?

Before the European emperor came, the pregnant woman had spent most of her strength. The whole person was so painful that she lost consciousness. She was about to die.

The arrival of the European emperor injects new vitality into the body, which is enough to support the European emperor until the delivery of the fetus.

This body will probably thank the emperor for his efforts, but the Emperor himself

His heart was crazy and scolded, but his body was mistakenly thought to be pain and disorderly movement by the servant woman.

For the first time, the emperor of Europe saw how terrible the strength of the women who worked hard all the year round was. The two people held him one left and one right. He couldn't stand how he struggled. He had a stomachache and the lower part was cut with a knife. This process made his life worse than death.

Seeing that the emperor was somewhat negative, the midwife immediately encouraged him with words.

Finish the birth earlier and suffer less. If you don't, the result is definitely one corpse and two lives!

While brushing his tears, the European emperor scolded and shouted madly. His roots almost broke everything stuffed into his mouth.

He thought he could end the pain with force. He never thought how long the labor process would be. The feeling of chopping meat with a knife was always with him. Because he is the European emperor, and the system has a protective mechanism for the European emperor, it is extravagant for him to faint in pain.

【 encounter firefly 】: I know that pregnant women are suffering from childbirth. Such a serious scene should be rewarded with blessings, but I really can't help it. At the thought that the soul of this body is the dog coin scum man, hiding under the quilt to watch the live broadcast, I couldn't help laughing and had a good laugh.

[old man sighs]: poof, this piece of shit is too thick. Won't the European emperor leave a lifelong psychological shadow?

[cool down]: what is it to leave a psychological shadow? It's better not to lift it all your life and don't come out to harm innocent girls.

The emperor of Europe was at least a fountain of joy to them. The salted fish mocked, but they didn't say too much.

However, the European emperor started with one shot.

The live studio is the only program that people all over the world pay attention to. Ouhuang has made its own reputation on this global platform. In the future, the first impression of anyone who mentioned him and met him was - Oh, it was the scum man who gave birth to a child live.

The salted fish were happy like the new year. For a time, the relevant hot search realized the full screen hegemony list again, and the server crashed.

After countless battles, big and small, the procedural ape who thought he had experienced hundreds of battles turned black.

Jiang Pengji asked someone to bring her a plate of melon seeds. Whenever ouhuang narrows her eyes, whines and howls, and then distorts her whole face, she bites open a melon seed. Therefore, as soon as Wei CI came in, he heard his lord clicking on melon seeds, and the corners of his lips raised a happy arc.

Weici asked, "is there a happy event, Lord?"

Jiang Pengji said with a smile, "I just heard that Xichang emperor Ji is finally going to have a baby."

Wei CI looked surprised. He didn't seem to expect that Xichang emperor Ji had not been born yet. Calculate the time. It's been more than half a month?

"It's not the right time!"

Xichang Diji is an Zhe's concubine, and the child in his belly is his posthumous son.

My Lord wants to show his benevolence and righteousness with this mother and son. Whether it's Xichang Diji or the child, they can't do anything.

It's probably a problem to be born so late.

Jiang Pengji said, "who knows, anyway, I have done my utmost."

According to her inference, 99% of the children in the belly of Xichang emperor Ji are not an Yu's species, and it is normal that the time is not right.