Since the first phase of dream back to the millennium, the European emperor in the live broadcasting room has been experienced in many battles. What battles have you never seen?

Some men wear women, some women wear men, and some simply wear non-human animals. There is no trace of the landing site and the identity of the crossing.

Some people are lucky. Maybe they can meet the anchor or the little angel under the anchor's account and bring back some "local specialties" and "souvenirs". Some people are less lucky. They just play for 12 hours and come back without doing anything.

Because of this uncertainty and variability, salted fish especially like to watch the crossing of the European emperor. They chase it as a wild variety show. Even video websites will clip 12 hours of video into just one hour of variety video in order to attract traffic. With various special effects, they also attract a lot of clicks. The current European emperor can also obtain certain rewards, which can be regarded as a win-win situation.

Some idle guys will vote on the Internet to guess whether the identity of the next European emperor is male or female, human or animal, female wearing male or male wearing female, or normal gender... It seems that Jiang Pengji is really boring.

Time flies, and a new European emperor is about to appear. The salted fish are particularly excited every day and use their hands to grab a position after being single for 20 years. Only by grabbing the seat in the live broadcasting room, can you be qualified to participate in grabbing the qualification of one in five million European emperors, the real son of heaven!

[sneaking into Africa]: hahaha, grab the position and punch in! When does the lottery start today?

[there are demons upstairs]: have you animals built commercial houses directly in the live broadcasting room?

[carefree]: Alas, I also want to buy a house in the anchor's live studio. However, the house price is too high to carry.

[free leg]: knock the bowl with chopsticks and wait for the lucky draw. Today I specially went to Zhuhai Jintai temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha. Buddha bless me!

While the salted fish were chattering and yelling, Jiang Pengji was blatantly eating Wei Ci's tofu. The thief stingily avoided the camera in the live studio and blocked their sight with herself. The salted fish can only see that Wei CI is held by her, but they can't see the details.

She openly distributed dog food. At first, the salted fish would "expose the pole uprising", and they became numb when they saw more.

Some naughty salted fish will eat white rice while watching the live broadcast, and eat it with the dog food distributed by the anchor.

[congratulations on the audience's "free leg" winning the quota of phase X "dream back to the Millennium"]

As soon as the results came out, the newly released European emperor said to his teammates who were hanging out together - labor and capital are going to cross, you milk yourself - brutally unplug the power of the desktop computer and roll on the bed with your mobile phone.

However, he soon couldn't laugh.

"Who am I?"

"Where am I?"

"What am I doing?"

He held a soft steamed stuffed bun with milk fragrance in his hands. The steamed stuffed bun grabbed the skirt of his chest with two small claws, and his small head was buried in his chest. Every time the child made an effort, the European emperor couldn't help trembling, and the whole person froze in place at a loss.

Five million salted fish came down the small window to see the emperor. They were surprised. There were exclamation marks, question marks and ellipsis.

[carefree]:???

[Guoguang Apple]: it's great, my emperor!!!

[glasses circle]: poof - Sexy European emperor, online feeding?

This barrage spoke everyone's heart, and soon was hot searched by the salted fish with the hand exploding watch.

[cat demon king]: cough, Emperor ou, be careful. Don't be scared to throw the child out. Maybe this baby is the child of this body.

In fact, when ou Huang first came over, he was really scared to throw the child out. However, the body knelt down with the child for too long. His hands were paralyzed and his knees were stiff, so that he could not put this action into practice. He was confused and saved his life.

Ouhuang: "QQ"

After a while, the little fat boy spit out the thing in his mouth and groped for the food on the other side.

He didn't know that he held his wet nurse and changed a core. Naturally, he didn't understand his movements. He couldn't eat milk, so he was anxious.

The emperor was even more flustered. Fortunately, the system kindly prompted him to continue feeding the little ancestor in his arms to the other side.

After tasting the ration, the little guy contentedly closed his eyes and continued to eat.

At a loss, the emperor suddenly thought of a very serious problem——

When he changed sides just now, didn't he see something he shouldn't have seen in the live studio?

Although it's not my own body, I'm still ashamed to be exposed in front of so many people.

Fortunately, the system warmly reminds him that he has real-time coding, which will protect the privacy of the experimenter. Ouhuang is relieved.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

What? Relax. He's suffocating, okay!

"Ouch -"

Ouhuang has little experience and can't see how old the boy in his arms is, but he knows that the other party has small sticky rice teeth. When he sucks milk, he accidentally bites the fragile part, which hurts so much that his tears will come out. However, he didn't know the identity of this body and didn't dare to take rash action, let alone beat the boy fat. After the rations on both sides were cleaned, the boy smashed his mouth with satisfaction.

Ouhuang is a freshman who has just started his freshman year. He is gentle and gentle. He occasionally indulges in RPG Games and has no bad hobbies.

He doesn't like children, but he doesn't hate them, especially babies who don't cry or make noise.

Just a little wronged QAQ

It's not easy to go through it. I was used as a bottle.

The salted fish were instructed remotely. The European emperor awkwardly picked up the child vertically and let the other party lie on his shoulder and pat his back until the other party burped with milk fragrance. According to the popular science of salted fish, it is said that this is to prevent children from eating too full and choking milk

"What's your name?"

When the emperor was feeding, he looked around and found that the furnishings around him were not like ordinary people, and the clothes he wore were not bad.

"Oh, who are you?"

The European emperor asked the child again. He was about to ask the third sentence. The system prompted someone to approach. The European emperor immediately shut up.

"Are you full?"

The woman who came in was a servant in her early twenties with a bun.

"Yes."

Ouhuang adheres to the principle of saying more and making more mistakes, saying less and making less mistakes, and answers according to the prompts of the system.

The servant woman took ouhuang and the little fart child to another room. On the way, she passed by a courtyard. Ouhuang heard a familiar voice.

Yang Si?

Yan Lin?

Yang Tao?

How did these three get together?

For a time, various conspiracy theories came to mind. Did Yang Si, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, betray ge... Bah, betray the anchor?

He was so absorbed in his thoughts that the child in his arms was made uncomfortable by him that he suddenly burst into tears, alerting several people in the house.

The European emperor held the child helplessly and blinked innocently at the servant woman who led the way.

Believe him, he really didn't mean it.