Give me a fart!

General Nie Jun almost vomited blood, and his whole face was like constipation for many years.

Unwilling to order the withdrawal of troops, he thought about how to explain. Because the fighting time between the two armies is very short and the actual casualties on both sides are not large, this battle is not a failure. One thing I have to ignore is that Jiang Pengji's repeated Sao operation is equivalent to a loud slap, which is hard on Nie Jun's face. They can argue that Jiang Pengji is shameless, but this does not change the fact that they have been humiliated.

Nie Jun obviously chased Jiang Pengji's army into Zhanjiang pass, but when he returned, he was like a group of defeated cocks.

The front-line military newspaper immediately reached Nie Liang's ears. General Nie has not arrived yet. He already knows the whole story.

Nie Liang was green and white, but his expression did not change. Only the two people close could see his fingers trembling slightly because of anger. When Wei Xuan and fan Chen looked at each other, they saw deep anxiety and criticism of Jiang Pengji from each other's eyes.

Although they didn't see other civil and military personnel under the account, they also knew that the atmosphere in the account was wrong and remained silent for a time.

Nie Liang took a deep breath and suppressed his anger.

He won't be furious because of Jiang Pengji's skin, but it's true that he's not comfortable.

If he hadn't had excellent endurance, he would be angry for good or bad.

After a while, Nie Liang asked.

"What's the weather and wind direction tomorrow?"

Under the account, a person arched his hands and said, "look at the recent climate and wind direction. Tomorrow should be sunny day and southeast wind."

It's dry and rainy in the north. Now it's hot summer. If you know some Feng Shui geography, it's not difficult to speculate on the recent weather changes.

"Now the climate is dry and the dead wood is flammable... The southeast wind is just right." Nie Liang lowered his eyes and said, "order people to prepare dead wood, firewood and black oil. At the right moment tomorrow, send troops to attack Zhanjiang pass. Liu Xi teased us like this today, and he will pay back with fire tomorrow."

Fan Chen said in surprise, "all the trees in the mountain forest near Zhanjiang pass have been cut down by Liuxi. It is estimated that the fire will not work."

Nie Liangdao, "smoke and fire, pay back one or two."

People understand that this is not a serious 800 attack, but a test of the depth, and find today's venue by the way.

But——

They never imagined that ginger skin would be enough to skin up.

"Newspaper - there are hundreds of our prisoners outside the camp..."

Nie Liang raised his eyebrows and always felt that things were not simple.

Since they were prisoners, they should not have been deserters in the middle of the battle. Most of them were captured by the enemy before the battle.

What does it mean that the enemy captured the prisoners and put them back?

"Captive? What kind of moth does Liu Xi want to make?"

Fan Chen was subconsciously nervous. From Jiang Pengji to Sun Wen, none of the people under her account was normal.

The soldier hesitated and said, "those prisoners are all dressed in women's shirts, and the small ones can't be described..."

Huh?

People don't understand.

When they went out to have a look, they were ashamed and angry. Their decades of good self-restraint had been broken.

The captured prisoners were all the elite of the Nie clan who had been taken away. Their war robes embroidered with the Nie clan emblem were stripped off and replaced by fancy and extremely ill fitting women's shirts. One by one, they were tied in a line with a rope like prey, and their feet were imprisoned. According to the Scout's report, they were driven by the cavalry under Jiang Pengji's tent with a shepherd's whip——

The soldier also found a brocade box hanging around one's neck, with the words dragon flying and Phoenix dancing on it.

"Give light and kindness?"

For Lord Nie liang?

One man took down the brocade box and weighed the weight secretly.

"Rong Mo will check it to prevent the Lord from being hurt by filth hidden in it."

A general was brave enough to open the brocade box. He was almost blinded by the jewels inside.

With a closer look, a set of gorgeous jewelry head, under which a set of complex and gorgeous blouses are pressed, and there are all kinds of sachet accessories.

When they saw the silence, they were speechless, but their anger was soaring.

A set of blouses and jewelry for guangshangong?

Immediately, a famous scholar fainted with anger. They pressed for a long time before they woke up.

"Deceive people too much! Deceive people too much!"

The famous man was so angry that his fingers were trembling, with an angry and wronged expression.

"Snake and scorpion woman, her mind is so dirty, vicious, vulgar and vulgar. How can she be half a gentleman in her every move?"

First, he sent someone to attack Nie Liang's only son. The next day, he brought someone to the door, but he didn't fight well. He humiliated and left. At the moment, the prisoners were dressed in women's clothing, so that they could make up their faces, with the spicy red blush, the blush, and the head of the Nie Liang blouse.

Pile by pile, it can simply make one Buddha born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

At this time, someone in the account said angrily, "why don't you give her a set of women's four books to let her know what women's duty is!"

Come on, hurt each other!

Although Wei Xuan didn't look at the man, he felt a little disdain in his heart.

He flatly refused, "no, it's inferior."

What is the female four books?

The tumor that poisoned the imperial edict for several years. After the subjugation of the country, the demon brought out the evil thing that harmed the imperial edict.

In the first few years, everyone shouted, but some people still secretly regarded it as a standard and didn't know what to plan.

Jiang Pengji's skin is really disgusting, but it is also a normal means of confrontation. If you send women's four books to criticize each other's gender in order to disgust people, it is tantamount to offending women all over the world. In essence, it is inferior and easy to offend Lord Nie Liang.

When the man saw Wei Kai speak, he was angry, but he didn't dare to refute.

In addition, some people don't like it. What's the meaning of "falling down"?

"Is it better for Liu Xi to humiliate the LORD with his blouse?"

Wei said, "you can send men's shirts."

People: "

They all know that Jiang Pengji first showed up as a man, and then changed to a woman after the Huangshui League became famous. For her, men's clothes and women's clothes are no different. Maybe she will say thank you for giving people men's shirts. She has a new set of clothes in summer.

She has no skin and no face to say thank you. Can Nie Liang respond by thanking the other party for generously changing his blouse?

That's bullshit!

Probably he had been stimulated before. Nie Liang was quite calm in the face of the blouse and the lady's head.

He said plainly, "the goddess has a heart, but the king of Xiang has no intention."

Wei Jue was silent for a moment and immediately understood Nie Liang's way to deal with it.

"A set of head and face, a pair of sachets, several pieces of Chinese clothes, a handkerchief and a pair of incense shoes..." Nie Liang counted them blandly and turned the situation around with a sneer, "Although it's Liu Xi's intention, the two armies are facing each other. This kind of ardent behavior is still free and taboo... I have an old wife and have a son. It's not very appropriate in terms of age and seniority. It's better to match Qing er. Take it down and burn the flag tomorrow."