Chapter 165: Canteen Eavesdropping

The days combat lesson had certainly been quite an interesting one. It began with a few duals and the all too common beating of Jaune by Cardin Winchester. It was a miracle the boy could even breath due to just how inept he was, is what Weiss thought. He was an utter embarrassment to the very name of a huntsman—in training.

Then came the supposed new teacher, Parc Evans. The boy barely older than perhaps a year or two over herself. He also came in with his supposed assistant who was latched staring at her teammate and team leader, Ruby Rose. Another miracle student in this academy considering she was just about young enough to be picking out her baby teeth for all Weiss cared. But, she couldn't deny that Ruby was skilled. Not that she'd ever tell her that, Weiss was still getting used to the fact she wasn't the leader, but a brat was.

This Parc Evans was strange to her, how could a boy so young be qualified to teach them, the most elite of students across all of remnant. "Was he trained by some huntsman from birth?" she mumbled pinching her chin as she sat at the table her team had taken alongside team JNPR. The N portion of that name as per the usual guzzling herself on pancakes unleashing horrid belches and noises Weiss simply didn't want to comprehend or hear.

"What was that Ice queen?"

A twitch coursed across Weiss's cheek at Yang's—the resident brawler of the team—nickname for her. Yang had leaned over her ear flapping to listen to Weiss's response while sending a Cheshire grin their red-faced Blake's direction. The girl having gone so around the time said Evans had entered the combat hall.

"Nothing, I'm just trying to figure out who this 'Parc Evans is." Weiss replied.

"Well, if you figure it out, tell me, cause I think our Blakey's goten herself a crush-"

The girl in question's ear bow and ear twitched, only the latter of which going noticed by the group. "I do not!" Blake retorted.

"Oh yes you do~" Yang teasingly leaned over the table and sent a poke the black haired girls way. Only for it to be swatted away and for Blake's face to turn red from attraction into red from rage. "I saw how you were looking at our new teach. You were practically dripping like a sponge."

Even Weiss had to admit that Blake was looking a little… aroused, since Evan appearance. Though her knowing that didn't stop her from getting just a bit disgusted from the thought of her teammate 'dripping like a sponge.'

"I was not!" Blake screeched

"Do you have to be so crude?" in tandem Weiss replied.

"Oh yes you were you horny little devil y-" Yang's teasing halted when the chirp of her little sister resounded besides her.

"What does dripping like a sponge mean? Blake wasn't sweating very much? Were you?" The young Rose's eyes bulged with an innocent glimmer that took all three girls on her team back sending a trembling of cold sweat down all of their spines. None moreso than Yang who would do everything to keep her little sister as pure as possible.

As the question processed, Yang glared to Blake and Weiss with deathly intent. Warning them to kindly 'shut the flubber up or face my fists.' Both said nothing and turned away from the Rose.

"She mean's she was horny! That her coochie was we-" Nora Valkyrie blurted with a mouthful of pancakes splattering over the table before she was sent rocketing backwards from a nice, well placed fist to the face by an angered Yang Xiao-long. Nora's team itself of Jaune, Pyrrha and Ren didn't say anything to stop Yang's fury and watched with blank eyes as the girl disappeared through a window.

"Coochie?"

Another shiver coursed through the girls while Ruby's continued puppy eyes as she ate her cookies nibble by nibble rapidly whittled away at their sanity.

"A, uh, coochie is a type of, uh, makeup, yeah… makeup…" Yang lied through her teeth with the best thing she could come up with in the moment.

"Oh? And it was wet? Why didn't she just dry it off then?"

'Because that would be masturbation,' Weiss uttered in her mind, refraining from speaking aloud for risk of bodily harm.

"Be-because it was wet on the, uh, inside… inside, yeah… the… inside," it wasn't exactly a lie, but it still lead to Blake burying her face into her hands wanting to scream in embarrassment.

"Oh, well then, we can get some rice when and she can stuff it in there for a bit. I think that's supposed to dry stuff?"

Weiss and even Pyrrha flinched, the horror of having grains of rice running amok down there being a wholey uncomfortable thought. Perhaps just not as bad as sand due to that's stendency of being course, rough, irritating and gets everywhere.

"Y-yeah, I'm uh, sure she can."

By then Weiss had zone out of this unbearable conversation of Blake and her wet coochie. Instead finding the voice of another troublesome child attracting her attention. The Lili Arde girl and her teammate of Ferry Orchard.

The former of which was even younger than Ruby, by many, many years and the later, though looking apt for Beacon's halls had proven herself even more inept than Jaune. Any question asked of her by the teachers was left answered with either 'uhs' or 'ers.' So far not even a single one had been given a remotely acceptable answer. Even Jaune when questioned about what the advantage the faunus had over general Lagune during the battle of Fort Castle had answered with binoculars. It was wrong and utterly idiotic, but at least it was an answer.

"He could have at least tried to be discrete, don't you think?" Lili, the minute one of their duo spoke first.

"Uh, sure? I don't know why he was supposed to be, but sure." Ferry replied.

"Because Ferry, Parc's a walking death trap," the girls entire body trembled as her groin gurgled with desire causing her to grind her legs together and wrap her tail tight to herself. "Not to mention he's basically a sex bomb to us faunus."

To Weiss, she thought, 'they know him?' her brows tilting curiously and focused wholley on the two.

"Sex… bomb? He's not very explosive though?"

Weiss's eyelids parted wider and she groaned, 'oh god, another innocent idiot. Kill me now.' But listened on none the less.

"He has enough grenades on him that he could very well nuke this city into orbit. So yes, he is very explosive. But no. I don't mean in that sense Ferry. I mean in that he makes us really want to fuck him until we break. Holy hell when did I become so open to saying this shit aloud?"

Weiss blushed, thinking, 'could you please lower your volume at least. Like, everyone can hear you.' Especially considering the amount of boys who tilted their heads her way upon hearing the only thing they could think about and the faunus girls who avoided looking her way with flushed cheeks.

"Let's just, move on from that okay?"

Ferry shrugged, uttering, "sure," and began to nibble on a carrot like she was a rabbit, but not considering she was a donkey faunus by the look of her ears. "What do you think he's going to teach us?"

Now that got Weiss's attention.

"I have no idea. If anything, it's not going to be fun." Lili groaned, "especially if its combat lessons. God I hope Kurome's not going to be there." It was a hope, one she would not be very pleased to learn the answer of.

'More combat lessons? Kurome?'

"Do you think Sum-"

"SHH!" Lili urgently hissed, silencing the girl. "You know not to say her name with those two nearby." Lili nodded team RWBY's way, her head turning to them to meet with Weiss's eyes for but a moment before scowling like she'd stepped on a pile of dog excrement.

"Oh, yeah. Sorry, do you think… mom's going to be there?"

Lili shrugged and broke her eyes from Weiss, "probably."

Weiss's brows furrowed, she had many questions and this 'she' named 'Sum' somehow connected to someone on her table, made up one of them.

Having had enough of the eavesdropping, Weiss thought it time to finally raise from her bench and meander her way to the solitary table of Ferry and Lili. Looming over the two with her eyes tracing past Lili before locking onto Ferry.

"Excuse me, do you know who that man was? Parc Evans he calls himself."