Chapter 109 - A Lousy Husband

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Unfortunately, the person who was waited didn't come that night. He sent a rose in the pot and an annoying note instead.

Aruna's feelings were so awkward and disappointed.

Awkward observing the two women in front of her also waited and disappointed because the blue-eyed man hadn't come yet.

"Hmm.. Hery.. You're Hery, right?". The bodyguard who had pointed a gun to Damar's head.

"Yes. What is it, Ms.?".

"So, he won't come?!".

"I don't dare to make a conclusion".

"Where is he? What is he doing now?".

"Young master is on a closed meeting".

"Can't you infiltrate inside and deliver my message so that he comes on time?!".

"That's impossible".

It was right. Hendra didn't come. 18:00 already passed long enough. Aruna reached her spoon slowly. She smiled at Grandma and Mrs. Gayatri who were in front of her.

"Aruna is fine".

Lesmana's daughter only put on a forced smile. She wanted to go home to her father's house tonight but that man broke the guarantee that he asked himself.

"No problem, Grandma. I already knew since afternoon that most likely Hendra wouldn't come. So, take it easy". Aruna began to eat, just two of them with Mrs. Gayatri.

The woman in front of her smiled a few times. Meanwhile Grandma, not sure where she left her chair to.

"Wiryo, tell your grandchild that her wife is waiting! What did you order to him until he ignored her wife's desire?!".

"Do it now! Order him to come home! Or I won't talk to you for a week."

The grandmother of this family always made the same threat every time. A behavior that wasn't widely known by the residents of the main house.

Not long after that, in a basement, the personal secretary of the old man got a phone call. That old man chose to call Andos. He knew Hendra would ignore him.

"Ask him to come home! It's an order. Tell him his wife has been waiting".

Hendra surprised to hear the order that Andos conveyed.

More surprised when he saw the clockwise on his watch. Aruna would be furious.

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"Is there nothing left for me?". The blue-eyed seemed as if he was talking to himself.

Because the other person didn't care.

"Someone said, my lazy wife prepared dinner for me with much effort".

Aruna fell silent. She was too annoyed. She turned on the television with a high volume, even put on headphones. She listened to music, ignoring Hendra who was trying to disturb her.

The blue-eyed asked the assistant of the main house to prepare him food from what's left of his wife's cooking. It was served on the sofa table not far from their bed.

Hendra glanced at her while smiling.

_She's really angry_

Hendra even saw a small suitcase that was neatly arranged in the corner of the room.

Aruna had prepared clothes in the bathroom to go to her father's house. But it was already late enough to go there.

"May I apologize? I've tried to be on time but the street was really crowded".

Aruna was just quiet. She was playing with the TV remote, randomly moving from one channel to another. She was really lazy to talk to the annoying creature in front of her.

"You really don't want to talk to me". Hendra sat beside her.

"Your cooking is really delicious". These words were still ignored.

"Ah. I'm so sorry I couldn't come on time".

"Come on. Give me a chance to talk or let your ears to hear my words". This girl only glanced at him lazily. Those tiny feet dared to kick Hendra out by pushing his back.

"What an impolite action..".

That man took Aruna's headphones by force.

"Sorry.. I'm really sorry. What else do you need so you can stop being angry?".

A boring offer. Hendra always persuaded by giving something, perhaps it'd work for other women.

"Boring".

Only that word which was heard by Hendra, then Aruna took the headphones on Hendra's hands by force. Once again, the blue-eyed kept those headphones away immediately.

Normally, Aruna would try hard to snatch it from Hendra's hand.

But she ignored it.

_Oh my God.. My wife is really angry_

Since he was really ignored, this unique man looked for a solution on Google.

He wrote a funny keyword: "overcome a cranky wife".

A ridiculous article appeared. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that it was really ridiculous.

A top article was quite in accordance with his needs. The title of the article was: how husbands deal with angry wives, do these 5 effective tips.

Hendra really read it carefully.

[Theoretically, a woman only wants to be hugged when she's mad, theoretically. Practically, it's really difficult, we'll solve the problem first.] (Article)

_Oh, so theoretically, I need to hug Aruna immediately_ His brain drew a conclusion.

[Wife is a woman. Her character is detailed towards small things, sensitive at particular times, has 3 PMS cycles (PRE MENSTRUATION SYNDROME, MENSTRUATION SYNDROME, POST MENSTRUATION SYNDROME). All three are sensitive time, often goes berserk. Doesn't want to tell if not asked. We have to be SENSITIVE.] (Article)

_Oh. So PMS means Menstruation Syndrome_ (Chapter 68)

_It means I must know when Aruna is on her period? If I don't, I can't predict when she goes berserk_

_Perhaps, she's on her period now?? She didn't even answer when I asked. Wow, it's worse than what this article describes_ Lousy conclusion was moving in his brain.

This lousy man really got closer to his wife, who was so fed up seeing him. He got closer with hesitation : "Hm.. Aruna, are you on your period?".

Instead of getting an answer, the eyes of the woman in front of him were blazing. Not even a second, a pillow landed on the lousy husband's face.

He finally stayed away. He felt enough getting information that Aruna wasn't on her period.

[Husband is a man. TO THE POINT, sometimes forgetful, easy to apologize also forgive. Doesn't think as detailed as a woman. The patient one is patient. The impatient one is easily provoked.] (Article)

_When talking about being patient, looks like I'm tens of times more patient than before. Am I impatient?_

[From the explanation above, is there any midpoint?

Of course not!!] (Article)

_Yeah yeah yeah.. There will be no midpoint between man and woman. I'm the scary CEO at the workplace, but I'm often get hit by my wife_

[Nothing, since the characters of these two people are indeed different. So, the household is often in commotion only because the wife's face gets elbowed while sleeping and in the morning, the husband doesn't apologize. There's nobody conscious while sleeping, obviously? So, when the wife's face frowns in the morning, how could the husband know? Unless when he sees the wife's cheek turning blue, then he'll ask.]

[But, hey husbands, your nature is to THINK. To solve the puzzle when suddenly the wives fall silent, with no sound. Yeah, that's your nature. If you don't accept it, just go to Thailand, to get an operation.] (Article)

_Hehehe.._ Hendra laughed by himself. On the other side, Aruna's face was more fed up seeing him.

[Because when your wife is cranky, it's impossible she'll easily answer, "I'm angry because of this", and maybe the word "sorry" without a hug also won't heal the pouty lips. The most you'll get when you ask is "THINK ABOUT IT BY YOURSELF!!"] (Article)

_Not bad.. At least I already knew she's mad because I came home late_ He was suddenly happy.

[In order to save the household, it's all in your hands, dear husbands. That's why even though the word "talaq" is said 1990 times by wife, you can still have legitimate intercourse religiously. But if you say it even for once, don't ever ask for a" ration", it's forbidden (haram).] (Article)

_Ration??_ Hendra scratched his head, between didn't understand and gulped since there was an "intercourse" word. I could only kiss her lips. Sometimes, I have to steal it from her. Meanwhile, my family mission was I had to plant as many seeds as possible.

_Stupid.. Stupid.. I shouldn't have tied her with a contract marriage_ He glanced at those alluring red lips, still consistently frowned.

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[What needs to be done? These are how husbands deal with angry wives:

Don't ever ask, "what's wrong with you?"

Yes, you won't be answered, but instead you'll be thrown using a hot rice scoop. That if your wife is still willing to cook rice for you.] (Article)

_Ah thank God, I don't need to ask "what's wrong with you?"_

Hendra already knew Aruna was mad because he came home too late.

[2. Put on smiley face, soft voice, tender massage.

Usually the wife will refuse, which means her body is still stiff. When her body is already relaxed, whisper, "Sorry, Ma". Even though you don't know what your mistake is, that's already enough. Once again, remember the first point, DON'T ASK.] (Article)

_Okay.. Okay.. I'll do this.. feeling inspired.