Chapter 928

"But insects can make sounds, and they can speak, but we can't understand what they say. Your caterpillar can't say anything. Is it not intelligent? Is it mentally retarded?"

Childe Yunxiao's eyebrows twitched violently.

What's all this and what? Say his brother is mentally retarded?

Yes, he admitted that his brother was indeed mentally retarded. I think he is such a noble person. He was unmoved by how many excellent women he faced at the beginning! But his brother was so good that he was foolishly sprayed after being manipulated by others. I've been sprayed twice in ten days. This guy is not retarded. What is he?

But how should he explain to Bai Xiaoxiao now?

At this moment, childe Yunxiao felt that his IQ was also affected by his brother, and he was seriously lack of wisdom.

Finally, after holding for a long time, the spirit of Childe Yunxiao jumped out a few words: "it... Doesn't speak, because it doesn't speak."

"What is it for?"

"For spraying water."

If he knew that one day Bai Xiaoxiao would tell many people what he said, he vowed that even if he killed him, he would not say such nutritious words.

"Ah! So it doesn't talk!" Bai Xiaoxiao suddenly realized and asked curiously, "is the water it sprays that white and transparent thing? I mistook it for urine for the first time?"

At this moment, childe Yunxiao's heart was broken.

No one would have thought that his noble son Yunxiao would one day talk about such a "nutritious and deep" topic with a woman for a long time.

He... He really wants to faint.

"Really? Really? Why don't you talk? Is that the juice?"

Childe Yunxiao took a deep breath and closed his eyes slightly, which was a positive answer to Bai Xiaoxiao.

"Oh --!" Bai Xiaoxiao asked again with an educated look, "what does it mean to spray water on me? Does spraying water say hello to me? Or does it dislike me?"

Lu Yunxiao: "

He wanted to faint and not answer the question.

But looking at Bai Xiaoxiao's eyes, his thirst for knowledge is very strong. In addition, she blinked again to care for her eyes. Her long eyelashes swept down like a PU fan, reflecting a beautiful silhouette on her eyelids.

At this moment, Lu Yunxiao felt that he was the weak scholar who mistakenly broke into the territory of demons and ghosts in the strange tales of Liaozhai in Lu Xiaoxiao's space. Demons and ghosts used all kinds of tricks to pick Cai Yang to fill Bu Yin.

When he first read it, he thought these scholars were stupid enough. This book was just flipping through in his spare time. But at this moment, he really sympathized with these scholars and could understand their feelings at that time.

In the face of such a goblin, it's so difficult that you can ignore her?

"It... Is saying hello to you." Lu Yunxiao found that he had been tossed so much that even the words spoken by the spirit were hoarse.

Bai Xiaoxiao smiled happily, nodded his brother's head and said fondly, "well, although you are an ugly bug, for your sake, I'll make a friend with you. My name is Bai Xiaoxiao. What's your name?"

Seeing that the second cloud didn't speak, Bai Xiaoxiao patted his head and asked Lu Yunxiao, "what's its name?"

"..." Lu Yunxiao felt that he was facing Bai Xiaoxiao all day, and his face was almost paralyzed.

Facing Bai Xiaoxiao's question, Lu Yunxiao said painfully, "I didn't give it a name."

"Ah? How can you not give it a name? It still grows on you. You don't give it a name. You're really bad to it."

"..." Lu Yunxiao breathed out and looked at Bai Xiaoxiao's exceptionally well-developed * * * *, he wanted to ask without taste: do you name it?

But he is the son of Yunxiao, so even if he is speechless at the moment, he didn't ask after all.

"You... You call it yunlao er." Lu Yunxiao said silently in his heart: this woman is mine, this woman is mine, and this woman is mine! I'm still transforming her, still transforming her, still transforming her! One day, she will not be so stupid, not so stupid, not so stupid!

Then he found that his mood suddenly brightened. Yes, anyway, there is no one here now. No one hears what they say, and this woman will be his daughter-in-law in the future. It's really nothing to teach her. This is what he should do.

"The second cloud is so ugly. He's the second cloud. Who's the first cloud?"

Fortunately, Lu Yunxiao couldn't move, otherwise he believed that he must have been thundered out of bed by this sentence at the moment.

"I'm the cloud boss."

"But your name is Lu Yunxiao!"

"But it's something that grows on me, so I'm the boss and it's the second." Lu Yunxiao explained quickly.

Fortunately, Bai Xiaoxiao understood.

Just when Lu Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief and felt that tonight should end like this, Bai Xiaoxiao said again: "but I still think the name is so ugly. Why don't we call it Xiaoyun in the future!"

Three black lines fell from his forehead. Childe Yunxiao was on the verge of collapse, but he still said to Bai Xiaoxiao very gently, "OK, whatever you like."

Bai Xiaoxiao was really happy and said to Xiao yunyun, "Xiao yunyun, do you hear me? You have a name since today. You should remember that your sister took it for you. Would you like to thank your sister?"

Xiao yunyun: "

"I know you can't speak. Then you can be a fountain for your sister. On behalf of you, thank your sister."

Xiao yunyun: "

Lu Yunxiao: "!"

"Hey, xiaoyunyun, hurry up, fountain! Although the fountain you're spouting really smells bad, you should be a polite and good child!"

Xiao yunyun: "

Lu Yunxiao is dead.

"Hey, hey! Little guy, how can you say thank you for your sister like this? Hurry up, this is the first time you have a name in your life, and you have a name because of your sister, so you must thank."

Xiao yunyun: "

Lu Yunxiao continues to pretend to be dead. He really can't listen anymore. Too dirty!

Seeing that Xiao yunyun didn't respond for a long time, Bai Xiaoxiao tooted his mouth and asked with his hands on his hips: "Xiao yunyun, are you sure you don't want to thank your sister?"

Xiao yunyun: "

"Well, since you don't thank me, you can only thank your sister for you! Lu Yunxiao said that people should be polite. He asked me to be polite. As his brother, you should be polite. Although you are still young, politeness should be cultivated from an early age. Another question: do you really don't thank me?"

Xiao yunyun: "

"Then don't blame your sister for tickling you!"

As soon as the voice fell, Lu Yunxiao's eyes suddenly opened, and the eyes that could hold the whole starry sky instantly became extremely dark.