"Well... Can you give me back all the flowers and plants you stole from me?"

"Hey, don't push an inch! I said I would return your seed for the sake of the elderly. Don't let others say I bully the elderly. But you're so ugly that you're not suitable for selling cute. Don't bargain with me."

When Lu Xiaoxiao said he was ugly, the face of the deceased ancestor was distorted in an instant.

"I'm ugly? How dare you say I'm ugly? I'm so handsome and handsome. How dare you say I'm ugly? Hey, hey, do you have eyes? My old man looks a little old just because he hasn't combed. Okay? Wait for me. I'll dress up immediately. I want you to regret what you said!"

After that, the ancestor of the dead dodged

No!

Lu Xiaoxiao's eyes twitched wildly. He turned to look at Beigong Yu and Ji Mingyue. He saw that they also twitched their cheeks.

Wipe!

What is the plot of God?

What about the agreed horror?

What about the agreed gloom?

What's the deal?

It doesn't matter.

But what about the agreed release? Why did you run to dress up?

Dare you pit your father a little more?

The old man wants her to regret what she said?

Regret peat!

Even if you grow up to be Tianxian sister, you are also a woman with a man!

Lu Xiaoxiao helped the forehead.

I've seen unreliable, I've never seen such unreliable!

The time passed minute by minute. During this period, no matter how Lu Xiaoxiao called people, cursed people and threatened them, the ancestor of the dead never appeared again.

Just when Lu Xiaoxiao thought that the pit father regretted and was not ready to let people go, or thought of other ways to deal with her, the voice of the ancestor of the dead appeared again.

Yes, it's sound, not people.

"Lu Xiaoxiao."

When the voice appeared again, Lu Xiaoxiao was so moved that she almost cried.

Two hours, kiss!

Conversion equals four hours, pro!

Even if you are a fairy, it won't take you so long!

"Where did you go just now? Didn't you agree to release people? Do you want to release people?" Lu Xiaoxiao was a little impatient.

"Didn't you ask me to dress up as a handsome man? Didn't I go to tidy up my image?"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "

Hold a big grass!

When did she ask him to dress up again?

When did she say she wanted him to dress up as a handsome man?

At this moment, Lu Xiaoxiao finally began to wonder whether the ancestor of the dead was a brain cripple?

Just when Lu Xiaoxiao was messy, the ancestor of the dead spoke again. He sighed deeply: "years, ah! Life, ah! They say that years are a pig killing knife. The knife urges people to grow old. For 15000 years, I have never had anyone alive here. Usually, I don't even have anyone to talk to, let alone someone who wants to appreciate my appearance."

Lu Xiaoxiao: "..." when did she want to appreciate his appearance? Lu Xiaoxiao felt wronged.

Wait

Fifteen thousand years???!!!

Starting from Wuzong, a level can live 200 years longer. The oldest experts in the heaven can only live to 10000 years old! Those who can surpass the age of 10000 are only above the sky peak.

However, even if the sky level is above the peak, it can live 200 years longer according to a level, but the ancestor of the dead said that no one had come in for 15000 years!

What level is he?

But after thinking about it, Lu Xiaoxiao was relieved again. After all, it's the dead! If you are the soul, you don't exist. How long can you live.

"Little girl, I tell you, you have a good eye. Really! Just look at you, and I'm willing to show you my jade tree facing the wind."

"..." look at you, sister!

"Well, having said so much, let's get to the point!"

Lu Xiaoxiao was relieved. Finally get to the point.

Suddenly, there was a loud drink in the hell, which frightened Lu Xiaoxiao.

It was not others who shouted, but the ancestors of the dead.

After the burst of drinking, a thick voice sounded in the hell: "everyone's eyes are looking this way! The ancestor of the dead of Yushu Linfeng is about to appear!"

I wipe, is that what you said to cut into the subject? Is our theme to let me see your jade tree facing the wind? Fuck you, sister!

Lu Xiaoxiao's heart Hades in his mind. When he wants to speak, he starts to make complaints about the sound of the rumble. He also does not know where he came from, like the light seeking thing, and began to swing around the kilometer tombstone.

"Roar -"

With a loud roar, the ancestor of the dead finally appeared in the middle of the tombstone.

The ancestors of the dead, who were black and had only an old face wrapped in bones, have now changed into a white scholar to serve.

The white cloth gown is matched with sky blue waist strap. On the head, the black hair is tied up as if it were waxed, and then wrapped with a blue cloth scarf.

Holding a white fan with sky blue watercolor paintings on it

At this time, the ancestor of the dead had recovered his young appearance. Although he was no longer the ghost like before, he was born bad, thin and ugly.

However, he felt very handsome, upright and natural. He smiled and nodded slightly at Lu Xiaoxiao's emptiness.

Ah, poof——

Lu Xiaoxiao and her friends were stunned. After a long time, they sprayed directly.

"How about Lu Xiaoxiao? Am I handsome?"

Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't help pumping on his cheek. It took a long time to find his voice. He nodded and said, "handsome, handsome and miserable!"

The dead ancestor's eyes lit up: "Yeah! I said I was handsome! But when I was young, those fools around me said I was ugly! Did you say their eyes were stained with shit?"

"Cough... Yes!"

"Hahaha, little girl, you are very good! You have a good eye!" the ancestor of the dead praised without stinginess.

"Well... You've shown your handsome. Now go and find my friends."

"..." facing Lu Xiaoxiao's words, the ancestor of the dead did not answer her.

"Hey, don't you regret it?" Lu Xiaoxiao asked.

"Eh? How do you know I repented?" the ancestor of the dead was very surprised.

"Sleeping trough! Did you make a mistake? I promised, and I saw your face. Why don't you let people go?"

"Cough... That..." the ancestor of the dead carefully picked up the folding fan on his hand and said, "Lu Xiaoxiao, I think you and I are quite in tune. You see, my hell is also a good place. Why don't you stay and chat with me?"

Lying - trough!

In the face of this unreliable ancestor of the dead, Lu Xiaoxiao doesn't know how many words Chu said.

But this, she really has to explode!