"Hey, woman, I've been waiting for you here for three days. How can you see me leaving without saying a word? Are you polite?"

……

"Hey, woman, I'm talking to you. Are you mute or deaf? Why don't you answer me?"

……

"Woman! If you ignore me again, I will be angry! The consequences of my anger are very serious and you can't afford it!" the smelly mouth cat finally blew its hair. It doesn't understand why it can't hold a woman anymore?

"Hehe, if you feel you have the strength to play with me, ye Liangchen doesn't mind accompanying me to the end!" Lu Xiaoxiao has no language for the smelly mouth cat. Suddenly he thought of such a classic line and blurted out.

Smelly mouth cat: "

"Ye Liangchen? What ye Liangchen?... your real name is ye Liangchen? It doesn't sound good at all! Well, ye Liangchen, let me follow you. I really have to follow you! I have strength, and my strength is very strong, definitely better than you. I must play with you."

Lu Xiaoxiao: "......" it's really more intoxicating for people to talk to cats than for chickens to talk to ducks!

"Ye Liangchen, I said I have the strength to play with you. Why do you still ignore me? What's the matter with you woman? How can you take me in?"

……

"Hey, ye Liangchen, why don't you talk again?!"

"Ye Liangchen, let me tell you..."

Lu Xiaoxiao is really drunk. Although the smelly mouth cat has been talking to her in a secret voice, it is very shy and has a loud voice. Most importantly, the smelly mouth cat is not only smelly, but also good at releasing odor for a long time.

All the way, it was the smelly mouth cat calling her ye Liangchen.

Finally, Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't bear it and suddenly stopped. The cat master, who had been chattering behind, bumped into Lu Xiaoxiao's leg with a "Dong". Before he recovered, he heard Lu Xiaoxiao scold:

"Who's ye Liangchen? Who's your name? You are ye Liangchen! Your whole family is ye Liangchen! You smelly mouth cat. Your mouth is so dirty. Did you never brush your teeth and rinse your mouth since you were born, or were you born directly in the toilet? It's said that you should go back to buy toothpaste and brush your teeth to eliminate bad breath. Why don't you just listen? Aren't you afraid that your smelly mouth will affect the appearance of the city ?”

The cat's mouth grew into a small O-shaped shape, blinked, and then put his white and fleshy claws in front of his mouth.

"Ha -" Ha took a long breath on the claws, then immediately put his nose on the claws and smelled for a long time. Looking blankly at Lu Xiaoxiao, he said, "it doesn't smell. You said that my mouth smelled that day. I smelled it when I went back. Other small animals also smelled it one by one. They all said it doesn't smell!"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "...!"

Seeing that the woman was going to blow her hair again, the cat immediately raised his hands and surrendered: "OK, OK! I'm wrong! It's all my fault! My mouth stinks! I'm ye Liangchen, and my whole family is ye Liangchen! Don't be angry!"

Looking at the big faced cat with white body and mink hair, Lu Xiaoxiao is willing to accept it. If it wasn't so crazy, she wouldn't have any resistance to it with its stupid appearance.

"Xiaoxiao, take it."

"... do you like it?"

Wuyan: "..." as a cold God, how could he like this kind of thing? Even if the cat is a divine beast, he has no feelings for anyone and anything in the world except Lu Xiaoxiao.

"If you like it, I'll take it in."

Hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's entanglement and reluctance, he had no face to nod: "well, it's OK. Take it. At least he can be a thug."

"Well, good! For the sake of your liking it, I'll take the smelly mouth cat in."

Finally, he found a good excuse for his tangled heart. Lu Xiaoxiao said to the cat in a good mood, "I can let you follow, but I have conditions."

Seeing the woman's irrationality and affectation, the cat quickly nodded: "OK, I promise you whatever you say."

"First, if you follow me, you are my pet. You should have basic manners in front of me. You are not allowed to shout a woman at a time."

"OK, I'll call you ye Liangchen!"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was unhappy, the cat's liver trembled slightly and said tentatively, "that's... A good time?"

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao's blue continued to be black, the cat said again: "then... Xiaoliang? Chenchen? Otherwise, I'll call you Chenchen. Chenchen sounds good!"

"You will call me big sister later, and I will call you little pig later."

The cat master was stunned: "I'm the cat master, not a pig! Although the pig is not cheap, I'm not a pig."

"Do you want to follow me?"

"Yes!" the cat abandoned his pride and nodded quickly. For fear that Lu Xiaoxiao fled again when he didn't pay attention.

"If you want to follow me, just do as I say. Where does the owner call his pet cat the cat master? Later, you'll call me eldest sister and I'll call you piggy. It's so happily decided!"

"OK." the cat agreed to the condition of losing power and humiliating the country pitifully.

"HMM." Lu Xiaoxiao nodded with satisfaction and continued: "second, since he followed me, he is my pet cat. I told you to go east, you can't go west, I told you to face south, you can't go north. Everything must listen to me. If I say no, I can't do it. There's no reason. You have to do everything I say you want to do for me!"

With that, Lu Xiaoxiao felt a little too much.

She has always been kind to her stupid and cute, but this big faced cat is so crazy that she doesn't * * from the beginning. In the future, she has to be its pet.

Lu Xiaoxiao's words made the cat think for a long time. Finally, he looked up at Lu Xiaoxiao and said, "although I have lost my memory, I think I have a master. I want to find him... If I meet my master, can I..."

"OK, no problem. Although you work under me, we are basically equal. If you find your master and want to leave, you can leave at any time."

The cat master's words made Lu Xiaoxiao look at it a lot.

The owner of such a cat must be very similar to his character.

"OK, I agree. I listen to you in everything, as long as you nourish me with your aura every day."

"What? Do you mean I have to breathe for you every day?"

"You don't have to cross the air." after saying that, cat, no, it was the pig who pierced his palm, and a bright red blood bead came out of his palm. Before Lu Xiaoxiao reacted, the blood bead turned into a red light and shot she into Lu Xiaoxiao's eyebrows.