Chapter 726

They stopped in front of a sign, Chen Jianguo said: "here, this is the most expensive hotel in Mordor, Scotland... Flirting."

"Sir, you read it backwards. It's Scottish sentiment!"

"It's very expensive. Shall we eat here?"

"We've got the money, thirty thousand. Is that enough? Do you have that bag with you? "

"What bag?"

"Backpack, the backpack with the money!"

"Didn't take..." Tao Yaoyao suddenly widened his eyes and expressed regret.

"It's a matter of business. You forget such an important thing!" Chen Jianguo said angrily, "forget it, do you have money in your pocket?"

"One point, over seventy."

"I have 400 left. Make do with it."

"Come on, waiter!"

Chen Jianguo and Tao Yaoyao find a seat. When they get to the table, Chen Jianguo greets them.

"I'm sorry, sir. We are a high-end hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products."

At this time, the waiter played by Chen mubai appeared.

But once again, everyone laughed and clapped.

This is just the beginning. We have laughed and clapped several times, and the effect is very good.

Chen mubai's dress is also eye-catching, very feminine, and her lower body is still a long skirt with a girlish national style.

"What, we're here to eat!" Chen Jianguo spoke out discontentedly.

"Ah, come to dinner?" Chen mubai was surprised, and then apologized: "I haven't seen this kind of combination. I'm sorry, sir!"

"I said, girl, this meal is very important."

Chen mubai immediately retorted loudly: "who do you call a girl? They are pure men!"

"Ah, why are you dressed up and wearing a skirt?" Chen Jianguo was shocked.

"This is the style of our hotel, Scottish style. Do you know fashion, sir?"

Chen mubai began to introduce his clothes to Chen Jianguo. Then he suddenly found the problem. It was originally a pair of trousers, which he wore into a skirt. He said shyly, "Oh, it's too far away."

Chen mubai's affectation of shyness and their direct dialogue once again attracted the audience's laughter.

In fact, it's only a few minutes, but every two minutes or so, everyone will be amused.

The burden of lines setting is really funny, coupled with the dress of these people, it's hilarious.

"I ask you, how much is a good dinner on the table?" Chen Jianguo asked.

"Ten or twenty thousand."

"Ten or twenty thousand..." Chen Jianguo's tone was a little tardy, and then said, "is there any situation like that, if you finish eating today, come to check out tomorrow..."

"Overlord meal?" If you don't give money after eating, it's not the overlord meal that you expect to give money next time.

"No, money." Chen Jianguo denied his words and took out 100 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen mubai.

"What's this for?"

"I'll give you a tip."

Chen mubai took the money, a happy smile: "Oh, uncle, you are too handsome!"

"When the guests come, you should give me face. It's not in vain." Chen Jianguo warned.

"When I order, you take some for me."

"No problem. What do you want me to do?"

"You should have face, but you can't spend too much. If I order expensive dishes..."

Chen mubai then said, "I just said... No!"

"You are too clever!" Chen Jianguo appreciated it.

There was another burst of laughter.

"Yes, I've learned that!"

"It's very clear how to use 100 yuan to save face!"

"Chen mubai's routine is OK. In fact, it can be realized. Tipping is much less than spending money directly ~"

"Learn a move and use it tomorrow!"

At this time, Tao Yaoyao said: "grandfather, I'm hungry."

"A bowl of noodles." Chen Jianguo spoke.

"All right, one bowl."

Chen Jianguo looked at him in surprise: "what noodles are so expensive?"

"Scottish lasagna."

"Is the bittern expensive?"

"No money."

"OK, give me a bowl of stewed seeds first, and taste the salt!"

"Ah?" Chen mubai was muddled: "I haven't done it like this!"

"That's because I didn't come. If I had come, I would have gone on like this." Chen Jianguo has a light face.

"If I said noodles were free, would I ask for noodles?" Chen Mubai turned to make complaints about the halogen.

"After a while, teacher Xu of" dream singer "is coming. You have to fight for my face. This is the best chance in life. Hold on, my grandfather has trained you for more than 40 years..."

Tao Yaoyao explained: "grandfather, how old am I?"

"I have trained your father for more than 30 years. Your father is a semi-finished product. I have trained him to be the head of the cultural station. You must surpass him. Do you know that

Tao Yaoyao said confidently: "yes!"

"Show your determination."

"The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach!"

The crowd laughed again and began to clap.

......

Then, the host Xu Jie appeared on the stage, and everyone was laughed again by the dialogue between them.

After a while of embarrassment, they sat down and began to order.

"We'll help ourselves, will you?" Xu Jie faces Chen Jianguo.

"Now the rural life is different from the past. Just work hard. How much can you eat? I'd like to have some

Chen Jianguo winked at Chen mubai, then began to order: "four Australian abalone."

"Sorry, No." Chen mubai replied with a smile.

The crowd laughed again. This is the effect of the previous tip.

"Four catties of Australian lobster."

"Sorry, it's not that big."

"How big is it?" Chen Jianguo's voice reflects the way.

"It's more than a kilo ~"

"Do you have more than a kilo?" Chen Jianguo's voice is much longer.

"Yes... Or no?" Chen mubai looks at Chen Jianguo.

"Yes, it's your shop. You ask me if you don't know. It's not bad for money!"

"Oh, no!" Chen mubai nodded decisively.

Chen Jianguo also wondered, such a big hotel, how no food?

So he took the menu and said, "I'll see what kind of home dishes you have. Don't order shark fin."

"Don't eat any fishbone. Once I got stuck eating fishbone, I choked with steamed bread or soaked in vinegar. Finally, the hospital took out the tweezers..."

Shark fin and fishbone are not the same thing. Chen Jianguo's serious appearance makes people laugh again.

Chen Jianguo's honest and honest peasant look makes people laugh.

"I said," you don't have anything. What are you doing? Is it easy for this man to come? Find out your boss! " Chen Jianguo pretends to be discontented.

"No Chen mubai continued.

"You just remember, don't you? Boss

"Ah, boss? The boss is out

"What do you say to eat?" Chen Jianguo had no choice but to turn to Xu Jie.

"Just a little bit of common food, folk."

"Take a little pheasant and stew mushrooms." Chen Jianguo said.

Chen mubai shook his head and said, "No

Chen Jianguo coughed twice and said, "this... Can have."

"It's not."

“......”

Xu Jie looked at the conversation with a muddled face and couldn't figure out what was going on.

The audience under the stage has already smoked with laughter, and some younger people have begun to clap the table with their stomachs covered, and smoked with laughter.

The older people all looked at the sketch with a smile on their face. The applause was intense and thunderous.

Obviously, they like the sketch very much, which makes them laugh.

"Well, we have! Come on, Yadan, take these things. Thanks for bringing them. I specially brought them for you. Now eat them directly. "

"Brother, pheasant can't be eaten. It's animal protection."

"It's domestic. It's OK. Come on, idiot."

Chen mubai was furious: "who do you call a fool?"

"No, I said a stupid egg."

"No!" Chen mubai is impatient.

"Come on, I have!"

"Brother, when you come to the hotel, do you prepare all the materials yourself?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.

"He didn't. the problem is that he can't find the money." Chen Jianguo said seriously, "come on, Mr. Xu is here. How about your hotel?"

Chen mubai thought for a moment and said: "give me one as a gift?"

"Oh, sir, I didn't say that. Why are you so stingy? You don't order any of them. We have to build one after that?"

Chen mubai was speechless and helpless.

Applause rang out again, we looked at the two people on the stage like a live treasure, so that we could not stop laughing.

"I said, young man, we're not the one who didn't order. After I ordered, you didn't have abalone or lobster..."

"Have you not counted in your heart?" Chen mubai sneered.

Chen Jianguo immediately resisted. If the things he had told him before were told, it would be over!

He may also offend Xu Jie. Naturally, he has to hide it, so he wants to turn off the topic.

“@#￥%%”

"Don't talk. There will be one later. What can I do?"

"No, do I need money?"

Chen Mubai said, "as like as two peas, I am sure that I am not old enough to go to the zoo." but I can not tell you how old I am. I can not see that I am young, but I concluded that life can be short, sometimes just like sleeping. Eyes are closed and closed. The day passes by, and the eyes are closed, and life is over, right?

"Brilliant, young man!" Xu Jie praised.

"Brilliant what, he is a fart!" Chen added.

"Money is something out of the body. What is the most painful thing for people? People die and money is not spent. "

Xu Jie looked at Chen mubai with approval and thought it was very reasonable.

At this time, the audience also began a warm applause, saying that he was right.

In life, all things are external things. If life does not bring things that death does not bring, people should live a little more natural and unrestrained. This is also one of the ideas conveyed by this sketch.

After the applause, Chen Jianguo began to answer: "do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

Everyone looked at Chen Jianguo suspiciously.

"People live, money is gone." Chen Jianguo has a serious face.

"Ha ha!"

"It makes sense!"

"This is brilliant!"

"Ouch, I'm caught off guard for this turning!"

"No matter which sentence, these two sentences are very reasonable. We should treat them dialectically. If you have money, you can't be too stingy. If you don't have money, you can save money. Otherwise, you will be in a desperate situation."

"Lao Chen can." Liu Xiang is sitting down and watching Chen Jianguo's performance on the stage. It's very gratifying.

In fact, Chen Jianguo's performance is beyond her expectation. Unexpectedly, she is so outstanding. She has been clapping for her wife. For the first time, she saw Chen Jianguo's comic talent.

Although it has a close relationship with the script, Chen Jianguo's authentic image of a farmer is in place. His honest appearance makes him do those things and say those words, which makes people laugh more easily.

It's like an honest man telling a lie in a serious way, and his jokes are more likely to make others laugh.

This is the contrast effect brought by appearance. After all, in everyone's impression, honest people are very simple and honest, and they can't play tricks at all. Once the appearance and behavior are reversed, it's very comic.

Then, it was the moment when Chen Jianguo began to have a relationship. He wanted his granddaughter Yadan to be on Xu Jie's dream singer, so he specially invited him here.

Once again confirmed the old saying, nothing gallant, not fraud is theft.

"Come on, report yourself." Xu Jie said.

"I'm from XXXXXX village..."

"I'm very happy. I found my grandfather!"

Tao Yaoyao said excitedly: "thank my grandfather for giving me this opportunity. I thank your ancestors of eight generations. No, I thank you on behalf of the ancestors of eight generations. I will never forget you in my life and I will never let you go as a ghost!"

“......”

"Bullshit

“666666......”

"I'll take it!"

"Chen mubai, you brain hole, I'm convinced!"

"I'm scared. Is that thanks? Isn't that killing all? "

This script must have been written by Chen mubai. After all, he has made so many films before, so it's natural for him to understand the composition of the script. The other three people are not professional, so the script can only be written by Chen mubai.

The barrage of bullets came out one after another, just like the Qing who crossed the river. However, everyone was praising Chen mubai's ability and his good script.

In addition to the black humor of crazy stone, this is the first time that Chen mubai shows his comedy effect in this way.

In the past, he was very humorous. What he said on various occasions made people laugh, but no one thought that he could really turn the usual humorous cells into scripts. This kind of straightforward and funny was surprising.

It's not that black humor is not funny, but that it's artistic.

Just like the difference between vulgarity and elegance, the black humor of crazy stone is a high-end comedy with artistic processing, which gives people a sense of height. The language is not that kind of simple and straightforward comedy, but a higher level of comedy effect.

"Not bad money" is a sketch of simple, straightforward and funny, that is, the kind of funny in everyday language. The comic effect levels of the two are different.

However, the big popular and elegant books are inseparable. It is the best to make people laugh.

At present, Chen mubai is very successful in both. At least all the people who are watching this sketch can't help laughing.

......

"I'm a little scared." Xu Jie has a lingering fear.

After Yadan finished his speech, Chen Jianguo rushed to the end. After all, he said something wrong, for fear that she would make Xu Jie unhappy.

"The child means to revenge you. No, it's reimbursement, no, no, no, it's repaying your kindness. If you go out, you can't forget. Come on, sing a song!"

"I Sing Tao Yaoyao's later."

Then Tao began to sing.

The reason why we chose this song is that the lyrics are easy to understand, the melody is beautiful, and people can enjoy it. After all, it's about a love experience that everyone will have.

In particular, the leaders and their families are sitting here. They are old and used to be young. Who hasn't had a past?

"Come on, play the one who cries and sings and speaks in the back." Chen Jianguo leads Tao Yaoyao.

Xu Jie stopped and said, "wait a minute, what's the program with crying?"

Chen Jianguo solemnly replied, "it's just how difficult it is in my family and how difficult it is."

"Acceptance speech!" Chen Jianguo understood: "this has not participated in the program, on the award speech?"

"Mainly her grandfather is here, I have no bottom in my heart yet?"

Chen Jianguo said with a smile: "if I say three numbers, she will cry, 123, cry. Don't you have feelings with my grandfather? Here is my grandfather's photo."

"Xu Jie was speechless.

"I don't know. I'm not good at talent. I'm good at singing." Xu Jie said quickly.

"Isn't that good? If I can make it, I can make it too. "

"Where are you going?" Chen Jianguo asked.

"On dream singer!"

"You can pull it down. It's a matter of art circle. You can serve it!"

"You want me to sing one?"

"Don't let you sing!"

"If you don't let me sing, I'll tell you what you told me!"

Chen Jianguo was shocked, and then looked honest: "he must sing better than her."

"You go ahead and report yourself." Xu Jie said.

Chen mubai picked up the receiver and began to say, "I have the same fate as her. I also have a grandfather surnamed Xu."

"Pull it down!" Chen Jianguo scolded.

"I'll imitate."

"Who to imitate?"

"Mr. Chen mubai."

"Let's go."

"I'll bring you Mr. Chen mubai's dream of a child."

The reason for choosing this song is to tell you that his original intention remains unchanged and will never be forgotten.

This is the stage of CCTV evening party. His singing can be heard by the audience all over the country, and also can be seen by the leaders.

The government has given him a lot of policy advantages and escorted him. He is really grateful. So he chose this song to tell you that his voice is also to show the government that he will work hard.

It's very shocking to sing this song on site. After all, it's a rock song. Even though the Spring Festival Party has been held for such a long time, it's near the end, but this song once again drives the atmosphere of the venue, and the atmosphere is hot!

Under the stage, the young people are very excited and scream, that is, a group of elderly people. Listening to this hot song, the blood seems to start boiling, and there is excitement in their hearts.

This is the charm of hot-blooded rock songs, the kind of high pitched roar that resounds through the sky, can most intuitively and clearly let people hear the thoughts and spirit in their hearts, and it is very easy to infect other people's emotions.

"Good, good, you two make a combination, it's called" not bad money "!"

"Thank you, grandpa!"

"Thank you, grandpa!"

Tao Yaoyao and Chen mubai said thanks.

"Well, why don't you take me with you?" Chen Jianguo hesitated.

"Brother, you can sing, too?"

"Try it." Chen Jianguo laughs.

"In fact, there's something I didn't tell you. My grandfather can do the same!"

“......”

Chen mubai and others finished the performance, and the four bowed to the audience under the stage and in front of the TV.

......

"Great

"This sketch is so beautiful!"

"Great

"It's very funny. It's really eye opening!"

"I thought that Zhao's absence would make the Spring Festival Gala bleak. I didn't expect that Chen mubai's sketch was so excellent. I think it must be better than Zhao's work!"

"I've watched it with a smile all the way, but my stomach hasn't eased yet. There's never been a sketch that can make me laugh for such a long time, Chen mubai, Niubi!"

Audiences all over the country are expressing their opinions one after another at this moment, and Chen mubai's related topics quickly appear on wechat's hot search.

This sketch is also on the hot search, everyone is discussing the sketch "not bad money".

"I thought Chen mubai's business comedy might not be funny, but after watching not bad money, I think I'm wrong!"

"I'm looking forward to it. After this sketch, I'm looking forward to his new movie" lost in Thailand ". Tomorrow is the first day of junior high school, and the cinema will support it!"

"So do I. I have to watch Thai Jiong tomorrow!"