Chapter 295

On New Year's Eve, Han Fei woke up early by the little girl. When he opened his eyes, he found that the little girl had changed into a particularly lovely Tang costume.

He wanted Han Fei to boast about her beauty. Han Fei didn't say it. He went to the bathroom to wash in his pajamas. As a result, the little girl followed Han Fei like an asshole.

Dong Jie was amused, but she didn't say anything. In this way, the little girl finally couldn't bear it: "brother, brother, do you think I'm beautiful today?"

Han Fei almost didn't swallow the toothpaste foam. He retched and spit it out. As a result, the little girl was angry: "hum, bad brother, you can spit it if it's not good-looking? I hate it."

"Ha ha ~ ~ ~" Dong Jie and Han Xiao both laughed with stomachache.

At breakfast, the little girl sat directly next to Han Xiao, far away from Han Fei. She looked like "I'm angry and can't coax well". It's useless no matter how flattering Han Fei is.

Han Fei had to use his killer mace: "well, will your brother take you to the zoo?"

"Is there a giant panda in the zoo?" the little girl turned her eyes.

"Of course, there are not only giant pandas, but also red pandas." Han Fei said and took out his mobile phone to show the little girl the photos.

Who knows, the little girl pursed her lips after reading a few pictures and said, "hum, my brother is cheating. Why do giant pandas look like little pandas?"

Han Fei:... Nonsense, these are basically two species. Can they look like each other?

"Beibei doesn't look like her mother. Did you pay for the phone?" of course, this kind of problem can't beat Han Fei. On deception, he's really not afraid of anyone.

The little girl didn't cry when she heard it, but she took Dong Jie and asked what was the charge.

Han Xiao couldn't see it. He patted Han Fei on his head, smiled and scolded: "you bastard, can you be a little like a brother?"

"Yes, running the train." Dong Jie was speechless when asked by her daughter, so she could only send her fire on Han Fei.

However, at least she let the little girl forgive Han Fei. After breakfast, Han Fei took a family of four to the zoo. Originally, the little girl was held by Han Xiao, but soon she ran to Han Fei's shoulder in a coquettish way. Naturally, the reason is that Han Fei is taller than Han Xiao, so she can see it more clearly.

Dong Jie and Han Xiao haven't been to the zoo for a long time, especially Dong Jie. Don't mention coming to the zoo. Since she gave birth to this girl, she rarely goes to the park. Han Xiao secretly took Dong Jie and ran away. It's hard to get rid of the little girl and live in their world. It's a rare opportunity.

Han Fei twisted his hair and disappeared. However, the heartless little girl clamored to see the giant panda. Han Fei could only carry her to the panda hall. Fortunately, the little girl was not heavy, so she was regarded as fitness.

In the Panda House, the little girl yelled for a long time. The fat guys ignored her, which made the little girl depressed for a long time. Finally, she shook her hand: "hum, hate, I don't like pandas anymore. Brother, let's go to see pandas."

Well, you have to bear your sins.

After playing in the zoo for a day, Han Fei completely became a father. He took the little girl crazy and had to take care of her food, drink and Lazar. The most embarrassing thing was going to the toilet. The little girl refused to go to the men's toilet. Han Fei could only give a female staff member 100 yuan to help take the little girl to the toilet.

"Brother, brother, I want to eat marshmallows." the little girl also took advantage of Dong Jie's absence and hurriedly enjoyed all the things she was not allowed to eat on weekdays.

After taking the children for a day, Han Fei deeply realized that no wonder the Internet said that the reason why the school has winter and summer vacation is to hand over the children to the parents before the teachers go crazy, and the school starts to hand over the children to the teachers before the parents go crazy.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Han Fei returned to the parking lot with the sleepy little girl. At this time, Dong Jie and Han Xiao came late and ignored their irresponsible parents. Han Fei directly sat in the back with the little girl and lost the car key to Han Xiao.

"Hey, hey, I haven't really driven this car. Feel the difference between a luxury car and my broken Buick." Han Xiao proudly raised the car key.

Han Fei's heart moved: "otherwise, I'll give you this car. I'm going to replace it with a new one."

"Cut, come on, this car consumes so much fuel that I can't afford to burn." Han Xiao refused.

Han Fei was helpless and could only shrug his shoulders. He didn't mention it anymore. When he got home, Dong Jie began to prepare for the new year's Eve dinner. Han Xiao was fighting. The little girl woke up and began to toss around. He had to admit that there was too much to pay to bring a child.

"If I have children in the future, will I have so much patience?" Han Fei suddenly asked this question.

"Have a big meal." Dong Jie gave an order. A family of four came to the table, eating steaming meals, with a happy smile on their face.

This is why after Zhang Yue left, Han Fei came back directly from his new home. You can have many houses, but there is only one home.

After dinner, Han Fei and Han Xiao took out the PS4 they had not seen for a long time and launched a fierce battle, while the little girl acted as a troublemaker. Whoever has an advantage will make trouble for anyone anyway.

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Han Fei didn't know that at this time, the Spring Festival Gala program group is facing an unprecedented embarrassing situation, and the ratings have broken the new low over the years. Although the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have been declining over the years, who could have thought that there would be a cliff jumping decline this year.

What's more, the Internet make complaints about programs more spicy and even harsh. Especially language programs, and the novelty is not new, but it's not a new word by network.

Those who say crosstalk are basically scolded thoroughly, and they often compare Han Fei's "Shanxi family letter". Anyway, they are criticized for nothing.

Even the behind the scenes teams of these crosstalk actors have begun to defend them. Unfortunately, netizens still don't buy it. It's just a sentence: don't put the responsibility on the audit. Haven't the works copied from the shelf of "Shanxi family letter" been audited as before?

If you don't have the ability to abdicate, don't always dominate your seat. Young actors can't come up. You lick your face and say that young actors will die. Have you given young people a chance?

Netizens didn't save them any face. Several "respected" elders really said on their microblog that they would permanently withdraw from the stage of the Spring Festival Gala and make way for young people.

Of course, there are those shameless people who can't die. You scold you. Anyway, it doesn't hinder me from making money.

The whole event really caused a big shock in the circle. Han Fei's name is also remembered by many crosstalk fans, and even has a certain popularity in the whole comedy industry.