Chapter 381

This situation is very interesting, in front of the former face.

In today's society, this kind of thing seems very common, but full of unusual, who can do such a big thing?

All of a sudden, the audience came to the spirit, waiting to see the next plot.

"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter." Fan Wei stretched his clothes and said, "if you look for one, how can you be better than me? Otherwise, it's not for nothing..."

They followed the ink on the sofa for a long time. Just as Fan Wei came to the door with a few lunch boxes in his arms, there came a very gentle and humble male voice at the door.

"Xuejing, are you at home? Open the door, Xuejing

This is a little old man with a black face and hands, bent over, a pointed knitted hat on his head, and a very rustic dress. He still has a red rose in his hand.

I wipe, no, who is this man?

Shouldn't Zhao Yishan be the one who watched their Spring Festival gala performances and performed with Fan Wei and Yan Xuejing?

"Protest, protest, where is uncle Yishan? How to get an actor you don't know. "

"Go down, go down, we'll see Uncle Yishan."

"What's going on? The golden iron triangle, the program group, you are rubbing uncle Yishan's hot spot.... "

I have seen the program of the Spring Festival Gala. This program should be three people. But the people make complaints about the story.

Liu Zixia naturally saw the reaction of the audience, but he didn't care.

His first comedy performance, and also a live sketch, whether in his last life or this life, is "the first time for a big girl in a sedan chair." now he is fresh.

……

Liu Zixia's sudden visit made the two people in the room shake their minds.

Yan Xuejing is very grouchy to say: "blame you, mill Ji mill, let you go out, you say you don't go out, come, this hit, say something?"

"Is it coming?" fanwei said

Yan Xuejing said she was very worried. She said, "that's not it. What do you want to say?"

Fan Wei was also in a hurry, flustered: "how can I fix it?"

Yan Xuejing looked around and said, "if you leave here, you can't get out."

Fanwei reached out his hand and said, "then I'll go out."

Yan Xuejing silly eyes, asked: "you go out how to say?"

Fan Wei waved his hand and said, "go out. I said I've just finished talking. It's OK. You can talk about it."

Ha ha ha!

The audience burst into laughter!

It's all right. What's the meaning of just having a talk?

How about a blind date? Not in the front, not in the back.

This can not help but remind the audience of the park, often held blind date corner blind date meeting, is often a group of young men and women together.

Then whoever sees who has the right eye will go over and chat. If this chat is too bad, the next one will go up.

Anyway, there's always a line.

It's not only unexpected, but also close to life!

"I'm GAHA?" Yan Xuejing was almost mad and said, "I'll talk one by one."

"It doesn't seem like you're angry," he explained patiently? Are you too busy? Talk from left to right. Does that make you valuable? OK? I'm going out... "

"You pull it down. You can't go out. You can't say if you go out and bump into it." Yan Xuejing rolled a white eye, suddenly pointed to the window, said: "no, you go from the window!"

Fanwei looked at the window angrily and said, "I'll walk through the window and I'll walk away completely. This is the sixth floor!"

Hahaha, I can't do it. This stem is very powerful!

If you jump out of the sixth floor window, don't you see me off completely?

And this speed is very fast, without any pain, it was directly sent to Yama to report.

Who wrote this book? Even if there is no Zhao Yishan to play, I feel like coke!

Yan Xuejing couldn't help it, so she said, "then you can sit here, then you can sit here! Don't squeak, what I say is what

Van Wei sat down on the sofa and said, "OK."

Liu Zixia outside the door narrowed her eyes, moved very Niang, and called politely: "Xuejing, open the door!"

"Ah."

Yan Xuejing answered and touched her hair. Then she opened the door.

"Ah, roar..." as soon as the door was opened, Liu Zixia gave a strange smile and gave Yan Xuejing the rose in his hand

When I got here, the cameraman on the stage had a close-up of Liu Zixia's face.

Then Liu Zixia's black face appeared on the big screen.

Seeing this familiar and strange face, the audience seemed to see something.

They are full of astonishment!

Ah? Why does this actor look so familiar?

It's like, it's like... Open your eyes again and see it carefully!

In an instant, everyone was blown up. This special place is like Liu Zixia!

The audience almost jumped up in surprise and began to talk about it one after another

"I'll wipe it. This nigger is Liu Zixia?"

"My God, I can't be wrong, can I? This little old man, who's very rustic, is it me

"This NIMA is blinding my titanium dog eyes

"Tall and handsome Xia, how can I become this ugly and frustrated little old man..."

The audience talked and felt incredible. Some even rubbed their eyes again and again for fear that they might be mistaken.

A very tall and handsome superstar in the singing industry has become a ghost. Who can believe it?

……

Shanghu, the living room of Liu's courtyard,

Originally, after watching Liu Zixia's poetry recitation, several children whose spirit had passed began to feel sleepy.

Several parents are playing with their children and are going to take a shower to let them rest.

At this time, the big screen suddenly appeared Liu Zixia was deliberately blackened, but also a lot of aging face.

Liu family members who saw this scene were all confused.

"Sister Yue, is this uncle Qi?" Xi Xi rubbed to rub big eyes, a face of doubt and curiosity.

"Well?" Yueyue looks at the projection screen, and her face is full of surprise.

Subconsciously looked up at his mother, Li Mengyi also muddled, this, this seems to be Zixia?

"Don't Xiao Xia just perform two programs? Why did you come on stage again and create such an image? "

Others may have to look for a while to recognize Liu Zixia, but Wang Wenjing recognized it at a glance.

"This..."

Li Mengyi bit his lower lip strangely and said, "I don't know. He didn't tell me before. Should it be an emergency?"

In the three provinces of Dongguan, Zhao Yishan has dozens of apprentices who either live in Shengjing or other cities in Dongguan.

However, on New Year's Eve today, all the disciples are at home, waiting to see Zhao Yishan's sketches.

But when Fan Wei and Yan Xuejing appeared on the stage, the third one who should have appeared was their master, Liu Zixia.

This scene looks very absurd. Even if we have to change people, there is no need to change a singer to perform, right?

What's the matter? Is this a cross-border skit?

Or, what happened!

And this book is not the one prepared by their master? Why did you even change the sketch book?

Thinking of this, all Zhao Yishan's apprentices and Zhao Yishan's family began to call Zhao Yishan or his assistant.

The audience was shocked, the audience all over the country, even all over the world were shocked!

……

On the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Liu Zixia didn't respond to the audience's attitude. He continued to play his role according to the lines in the script and his own rhythm.

Yan Xuejing looked at the rose in her hand and said, "what are you doing at this age?"

In Liu Zixia's eyes, there was only Yan Xuejing, who giggled: "hehe, e..."

This last sound, like a belch, suddenly raised the tone and almost choked people to death.

Ha ha ha!

After a while, the audience began to pay attention to the sketch again. After hearing the last ending sound like a cramp, they didn't hold back and laughed again.

It's so funny. I didn't expect Liu Zixia to have such a good effect in his comedy.

While laughing, Liu Zixia sat down, he did not look back.

It's very soft to sit down. He deliberately lost his mind

All of a sudden, Liu Zixia suddenly stood up and looked frightened. He looked back and said, "Oh, my God, it scared me to death. How could there be a person?"

Yan Xuejing introduced to Liu Zixia that Fan Wei was her cousin, and several people began to play a family routine.

"That cousin is paralyzed. I've been waiting on him." Yan Xuejing directly paralyzed Fan Wei.

The audience burst out laughing again. It's really bad luck for the ex-husband to have a blind date in front of his ex-wife. He was paralyzed and suffered all kinds of crimes.

"I'm going to boil water. You two are nagging." Yan Xuejing rubbed her hands and told Liu Zixia: "sequelae, what do you say? If you don't touch your head, you'll lose to your heart

With these words, Yan Xuejing went out, leaving only Fan Wei and Liu Zixia in the room.

"Are you a local?" he said

Liu Zixia: "local?"

Fan Wei buried him and said, "how old are you in your 60s?"

Liu Zixia said with a smile: "54, belongs to chicken."

”54... Ha ha Fan Wei laughed a few words, choked out a sentence, "that long ground can be enough anxious."

Poof!

Ha ha ha, what do you think of these lines?

I'm worried about it. It's black and white. That's to say, 70 people believe it.

It's so interesting. Who wrote this screenwriter?

Three people from the appearance to now, it's only 5 minutes, this burden is shaking out one by one, and they are all good laughing points.

From this point of view, it seems that the programs created by Zhao Yishan are not much worse than before!

"Ha ha ha ha..." Liu Zixia laughed for a long time and said: "cousin is really humorous."

Fanwei still didn't give up and wanted to mix them up, so he continued: "you two don't have the same fate. She belongs to monkey, 55. You belong to chicken, 54. I can't see her."