Chapter 2280

After seeing those kids, I was just fooled by the sight. The children in front of them no longer have any normal images. They are all as colorful as painters. However, what they are wearing is not paint, but all kinds of candy and desserts. What's more, the most terrifying thing is The kids didn't know architecture at all, so they just chewed off the four main load-bearing columns and some of the walls in the middle of the house.

The candy house is not made up entirely of candy. Although it is called a candy house, it is only a meaning. In fact, the components of the candy house include all kinds of desserts, a large part of which are chocolate and the like. As far as desserts are concerned, they are all top-notch items, but in terms of building materials, they are all substandard products. It's not easy to build a small house with these unqualified building materials. Now, a group of bear children chewed off the bearing column and a wall. If there is no problem, I can only praise the magic.

"Come on, come on out, the house is going to collapse!"

A group of children did not immediately respond to what I said, but looked at me for a moment. Then, one of the biggest looking boys, about 11 or 12, suddenly grabbed a half melted hot chocolate paste and smashed it at me. "Go to hell, fool." The child yelled as he threw it back.

Boom. The hot chocolate flying in front of me didn't paste directly on my face as they did in their previous pranks. Instead, when I was still a foot away, something suddenly hit me. In an instant, it was completely evaporated by a purple flame, and finally no residue was seen.

"Hey, little boy, don't you know that pranks need big butt?"

"Don't you know what the juvenile protection law is?" The boy who threw hot chocolate at me yelled, "if you move me, I'll call the police. The police will arrest you."

Although everyone's costumes in the game are like the Halloween performance, but the face of people can still see some real things. The child in front of you can easily guess that he is an American at a glance, because children in other countries rarely threaten adults with child protection laws. Only American children can do this kind of thing. Of course, we can understand this as the American spirit of resistance. However, I am very unhappy now.

Do you know what I do, little boy

"I care what you do?"

"No, you have to know, because I'm actually a peddler who specializes in catching children and selling them to Africa. " As I said this, I put my hand directly on the wall next to me, and the candy house, which was already in serious danger, fell down in a burst of sound, and the children below were instantly buried in a pile of candy fragments.

The candy house is a single story house with simple structure and low height. In addition, it is made of candy, so it is not very heavy. Even if it is dumped, it will not kill people. However, buried in the candy, but also enough for them to suffer.

I wanted to catch all these little bunnies when they got out of the candy ruins and sent Kirin warriors to escort them back to their parents. But before the bear kids came out, there was a scream behind me.

"Oh, what have you done? My candy house With a burst of crying, a super old witch whose chin can be used as an awl and whose height is less than 1.2 meters ran out of the nearby forest and finally stood in front of the ruins of the candy house and cried.

I was a little surprised to see the old witch. I have to say that this image is really classic. Ten people can guess that this is the witch, because the arrow is designed according to the witch's template. The representative tattered robe, pointed Wizard Hat, hunched body, huge head almost grows on the chest rather than on the shoulder. The long downward curved nose looks like a bird's beak rather than a human nose. Of course, there is a withered tree skin and a huge abscess on the face. Oh, yes, there are very shabby yellow teeth.

"That..."

I was just about to explain when the old witch stopped crying and pulled out a magic wand from the basket behind her. Of course, this wand is different from most wands in the game. Unlike the gorgeous staff used by players, this staff is made of wood and is not inlaid with any gems. The bottom of the staff is a relatively straight branch. The branches are simply removed and polished. The top of the staff is just coiled with branches to form a spiral structure.

Although this staff is a little simple, after all, this is the witch in the fairy tale candy house, which means that this one should be regarded as boss. For such existence, if we underestimate her, we should be prepared to suffer losses, and I do not want to suffer losses, so I did not underestimate her.

At the same time, when the other party took out the staff, I quickly stepped back and opened the distance. At the same time, eternity had already arrived in my hand, but it had not been unfolded.

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, please let me explain.""No matter who it is, it will cost me to destroy my candy house." The old witch yelled angrily. Then she raised her staff and swayed to the sky twice. Then she pointed at me.

Instead of our usual magic bullets or other light and shadow effects, there was a bang directly under my feet, accompanied by a cloud of pink smoke rising. I quickly opened my wings and forced a flash. While dispelling the smoke, people also stepped back.

After I dodged, just where I had just stood, a few green vines were flying out of the ground and flying in the air. If I hadn't flashed fast, these vines would have been all around me now.

"Hello, Hello, let me explain at least."

"When you're dead, explain it slowly." After that, the witch shook her wand twice, and then pointed forward. I was scared to dodge. Then I heard another sound behind me. A big tree suddenly disappeared and a lovely white rabbit appeared in place. However, although the rabbit is very cute, I was shocked. In the past, we used to fight with others with shaping energy magic. This kind of transformation mantra is rare, and I don't know whether my resistance can resist this kind of thing. If she can't stop it, she turns her into a rabbit, how can I fight? Even if my intelligence is not affected, I don't think I can defeat the old witch in rabbit form.

"Hello, Hello, don't go too far. I'll fight back. "

"Fight back? Well, if you have the ability, you can fight back. "

"That's what you said." As I said this, I suddenly pointed forward. Two space doors suddenly appeared on the left and right sides of the old witch. Before the old witch could react, her arms were suddenly caught by two arms and twisted behind her. Then she was surprised to find that her magic failed. No matter how she chanted or did something else, she couldn't feel the magic wave.

"Forbidden realm?" The old witch finally stopped struggling when she found that her magic sense was cut off. Without magic, she is just an old woman. The way of nature can't be the opponent of the creature behind her. In fact, even if there is magic, she may not have done the one behind her, because it is Lingling who catches her. As an angel, Lingling's basic physical fitness is quite exaggerated. Anyway, an old witch can't make it.

"No more resistance?" After Lingling and Ling took control of the situation, I came back again. However, at this time, the ruins of the candy house nearby suddenly moved a few times, and then I saw a few children who were dyed with candy in various colors and climbed out of the ruins. When I saw these kids, I pointed at them and said, "you see, they destroyed your candy house, not me. I just arrived. "

Although the old witch saw the children, she didn't admit her mistake immediately. Instead, she looked at the children and said, "even if you didn't destroy my candy house, it would be a death penalty to enter my forest." Before I came to satirize her ignorance of the times, the old witch went on to say, "however, for the sake of these children, I can let go of the past. But give them to me. "

"What's the matter? Are you really going to eat people? "

"Hey, hey, hey, you won't move. Children white tender, skin smooth, the most delicious. If you just give these kids to me, I won't hold you responsible for destroying the candy house. "

"Hello, you have some eyesight, OK? Hold me accountable? I don't know who's on the ground now? Even if I don't agree with your plan, do you think you have the ability to deal with me? How can you investigate my responsibility

"Well, I'm not your rival, but if you don't give me these children, I'll send a signal to our majesty, and then Hehe, hehe, hehe, ouch... "

"Be honest. Don't make any strange sounds to scare people." Lingling pressed down the old witch's arm, and the old witch gave up the strange laughter.

"Who is your Majesty the queen?" I asked aloud. Now I am not so polite to the old witch, because I found that this is the witch image under the villain template. Even the way of thinking is fairy tale, that is, to do bad things for the sake of doing bad things. It can be said that this kind of villain is the most inexplicable, because he does not want to get anything from it, but only wants to do more bad things. For such a person, the general persuasion, coercion and inducement will not work. Because I knew that the old witch existed like this, I had no hope of persuading her.

The old witch didn't refuse to answer because of my bad attitude. Instead, she was very proud to show off: "our queen is, of course, the great queen of hearts."

"Queen of hearts?" It seems that I have heard this fairy tale, but the queen of hearts in the original book should be an independent fairy tale, at least not related to the candy house. However, this fairy tale forest is only based on fairy tales after all, and it is not completely applied, so it is normal that there are some differences between them.

"No matter how powerful your queen is, now you are in my hands. I want to kill you is a matter of words. So don't be arrogant in front of me. "“……” Maybe I woke up suddenly. The old witch remembered that it was her who was really dangerous now. Although the witches in fairy tales have many strange magic abilities, their bodies seem to be no different from ordinary people. Anyway, they are easy to die. Now the old witch under my control is just meat on the chopping board. It's up to me to decide whether to cut the meat or chop the stuffing. There is no other possibility at all. Even if her queen is more powerful, she can't quench her thirst. If I want to kill her, she still has to die, so the golden witch compromised in a moment.

Seeing that she did not resist, I immediately knew that the old witch finally understood the present situation, and as long as she was soft, it would be easy to do.

"Now I ask you questions, and you have to answer them. There is no room for bargaining. If you don't answer honestly, I'll let my pet cut your head at once

"Yes, yes, you may ask." The old witch had no guts at all. As soon as she found that she could not threaten me, she immediately became like a mangy dog and said what was what. Of course, this is the best way for me to ask for information.

After she stood up, I began to ask, "first, tell me, did you build this candy house?"

"Can you make candy?" Before the old witch came and answered, there was a voice of inquiry. I turned my head and found that the bear children had come to us. Of course, this is mainly because I didn't pay attention to guard them, so I deliberately ignored their information. Otherwise, it is impossible for these children without grades to come to me quietly under my senses.

I was a little annoyed at the sudden interruption of the inquiry, but before I could react, I was suddenly hit with a stick in the back. As soon as I looked back, I found that it was the kid who hit me with a wooden stick. Of course, I'll be fine without armor. Besides, I'm wearing a dragon soul suit that can block the direct fire of cannonballs.

"You son of a bitch, do you want me to slap your ass into four pieces?"

"Shhh..." Instead of being scared by me, the kid made a face at me, grabbed a stone on the ground and threw it at me. Of course, when the stone was halfway there, it suddenly fell off, and then it cracked in two with a click, which startled the bear child. But then there were more stones flying in, and the other children throwing stones. Obviously, the eldest child is the leader of the group, and the other children listen to him. Found that the boss was scared by me, they immediately began to fight back to help the boss.

Looking at the children around me who were throwing stones at me, I was so angry that I almost didn't catch them all and smoke them, but I finally resisted. Is it a child, after all. But just because I don't spank doesn't mean I'm not going to punish them.

"Hey, stop it all. Who's making trouble? Don't blame me."

"You can do it." Like the old witch, these kids are not afraid of me at all. But I think so. These are children, and the battle force list has nothing to do with them. Moreover, they are all children from the United States, and no one dares to beat them at home. After all, child abuse is prohibited in the United States, and most parents dare not beat their children. As a result, American children are not afraid of anything when they are young, and they are much more lively than Chinese children. Of course, the side effect of this kind of environment is that the children are not easy to manage. They are all skin like monkeys.

Seeing that these little things didn't mean to stop, I directly reached out and snapped my fingers. Then, I heard a boom, accompanied by a gradually disappearing scream. The children around saw their eldest son, who flew directly into the sky and became smaller and smaller, and was almost invisible in the end.

"Ah Run After finding out that their eldest brother had been thrown into the sky and could not be seen, one of the children finally reacted and yelled. Then the rest of the children immediately threw down the stones and fled in all directions. Unfortunately, their sports ability was not enough.

PA. The ground suddenly collapsed and a child fell directly into a big pit and disappeared. Boom, another child flew into the sky, and then followed closely. The two children followed one after another. Finally, the remaining children all fell into the pit. However, there was a big hole on the ground soon. Then the children who fell down flew out of the hole like melon seeds spit out of their mouths. They chased the children in front of them and took off to the sky.

Looking at the eight children who disappeared in the air, I said directly, "go up and pick it up. Don't really fall on the ground."

Whew, accompanied by a gust of wind, Xiao San suddenly appears, and then soars into the sky. Soon those children who fly to the sky begin to fall because of the exhaustion of inertia. When the ascent was over, their screams stopped for a while, but when they found themselves falling again, the screams began again.

Accompanied by the scream of falling all the way, Xiao San flies directly over, and then reaches out one of his heads to a child. The little fart screamed: "don't eat me, don't eat me. I'm obedient. I promise I'll be obedient and no longer naughty."

Although he called very loud, but the third did not care about him, directly swallowed him in his mouth, around a few children saw that the companion was eaten, were scared to shout hard, even louder than the fall of the scream. However, the sound soon disappeared, because Xiao San had three heads and a long neck. After a while, he put all eight children into his mouth.After catching eight children, the third child landed again, and then quickly spit out all the eight little farts, and then licked and licked the tongue, so that the children quickly gathered together, even the saliva on the body did not care. Xiao San is certainly not in the aftertaste of children's taste, he did not eat, where to taste. The reason why I lick my tongue is mainly because of the candy house. These kids are just climbing out of the ruins of the candy house. They are full of sweets. The third one is in his mouth. His saliva naturally washes all the sweets. At this time, Xiao San is in the aftertaste of that candy.

Looking at the eight little fart children with pale face together, I deliberately smile very evil and go to ask: "who else do you want to resist?"

The small head was shaking like crazy, for fear that it would become a flying man in the air.

"Well, yes, that's what makes a child cute." After a satisfied sigh, I ring my fingers again, and the huge figure of the guard steel claw immediately appeared beside me. I pointed to the children and said to the steel claw, "send them back to the fork in the road before. Do you know how to get there?"

The steel claw nodded, and then the tentacles on the back suddenly extended and rolled to the children. There are only eight steel tentacles here. A tentacle rolled up a child's feet and lifted them upside down on his head. The steel claws turned and ran in the direction of our arrival. The eight children were like lanterns hanging on the flagpole and swaying with the steel claws running. Of course, I deliberately let the steel claws carry them. This group of kids who don't give a lesson is definitely the ancestor of trouble. Their parents can't bear to start, but I don't care at all.

"Well, now answer my question and tell me, did you build the candy house here?" Seeing that the steel claw ran away, I turned to face the old witch and asked again.

If the old witch had planned to resist before, now she has no idea. After being controlled by Lingling before, she was only a little worried, not afraid, because Lingling was just an angel. Although she was very strong, she could not resist. At least her queen could make it. As for Ling, although much better than Lingling, but the old witch is not afraid, because she did not see Ling is a big devil. Compared with Lingling, Ling is a completely different level of existence, her strength has exceeded the scope of the old witch can identify, so she did not take Ling seriously. However, now she did not dare to resist at all, because she saw Xiao San.

Although Xiao San is a three headed dragon, it is a variant of the dragon family. It is not the same concept as Asian dragons such as bipedal flying dragons, Keelung dragons and earth dragons. Up to now, the dragon clan only admits that Yalong is related to the dragon clan, but does not recognize that Yalong belongs to the dragon clan. However, the mutant dragon is still the authentic dragon recognized by the dragon clan. It's like the relationship between humans, freaks and gibbons. Gibbons are similar to Asian dragons. Humans only recognize that gibbons are related to humans, but do not think that gibbons are a branch of human beings. The mutant dragon like Xiao San is similar to a deformed child. Although it looks different from the original dragon clan, the dragon clan still admits that he is one of its members.

Based on this attitude of the dragon people, Xiao San can be regarded as the orthodox dragon of the dragon clan, and the hornet character of the dragon clan is also quite famous. If you dare to kill a dragon, you'd better clean up the traces on the scene. If you miss some clues or are seen and told to the dragon clan, you should be prepared to wait for a large group of dragon people to visit your home.

The old witch obviously knew the habits of the dragon people very well, so she immediately became honest when she saw Xiao San. Xiao San is obviously under my command, that is to say, if her queen deals with me, she will have to face the attack of Xiao San. If they fight against me illegally, the result must be tragic, but if they want to resist The consequences of killing a dragon They can't afford it anyway. Therefore, the old witch decided to cooperate completely, so as not to suffer.

"I built the candy house." The old witch immediately replied.

I got excited when I heard this and asked, "do you know a guy named ice fist?"

"I don't know." The answer was straightforward, but unexpected. (to be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to start（ qidian.com ）Your support is my biggest motivation to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. )

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