Chapter 656

I covered the wound of my lower abdomen with both hands, frowned, deliberately showed a very painful appearance, and pretended to say: "brother, if my wound is a little painful, I won't go down. Go and buy something for me."

"What do you want?"

Liu Cong looked at me with a puzzled face.

"Buy some medicine."

I said it seriously, but I laughed in my heart.

Liu Cong looked around through the window: "there is no drugstore near here. Don't you have master's golden sore medicine?"

I immediately raised my finger to a shop not far behind the car, and said seriously, "there's a drugstore there."

Erlengzi looked in the direction of my fingers, and his face suddenly turned black: "buy it yourself."

"My wound really hurts."

In fact, the wound does not hurt for a long time, the healing effect of Jinchuang medicine on trauma is very good.

"Love to go or not, go."

As he spoke, he immediately started the car.

"If you dare to go, I'll make you ashamed."

I immediately threw a heavy bullet.

He frowned and turned to ask, "what do you mean?"

I smile mysteriously: "brother, did you get a call from a strange girl today?"

"How do you know?"

He frowned with a look of great doubt.

"Oh, I didn't expect that your wine was so bad that you liked to pick up girls when you were drunk."

I looked at him a little jokingly.

Liu Cong immediately showed his embarrassment: "don't talk nonsense. How could I do that?"

"I knew you wouldn't admit it. Fortunately, I recorded the video.

I raised my mobile phone, then continued to say with a smile: "in order to attract those girls, brother Liu waved to Lafite in '82. He was a good girl, and his tone was quite tugging. It's not over yet. He even used magic. In his hand, there were three roses appearing out of thin air. He also said that flowers were given to beauties, and he changed his way of teasing girls. He hugged her left and right, kissing her face with saliva. In the end, you're a hero to save the beauty. You've even used the drunkard boxing. It's amazing. "

After that, I gave him a thumbs up in admiration.

"I don't believe you're lying."

"Other girls ask you if you have any girlfriends. You even say no. what else do you say? After seeing them, I feel like I'm going to have them. Tut tut I can't imagine that you are so good at teasing girls. You are a sultry man at all. Don't think I'm a playboy any more. I'm far behind you. "

Liu Cong's voice came from the video.

Erlengzi's face immediately turned red. He grabbed my mobile phone and took it to look at it. Maybe he was also curious about what he looked like when he was drunk. He even finished reading it all and didn't fast forward.

He deleted the video, then threw the mobile phone to me, and said in an awkward tone: "I will never drink again."

It's rare to see Liu Cong make a fool of himself. I laughed happily.

"Brother, please go shopping for me, or I'll tell you about it."

"You are too mean to threaten me."

"Yes, brother is mean, is to threaten you, good brother, obediently buy me medicine."

"No

"If you don't go, I'll tell you."

"If you dare to say that, I'll tell director Han that you have a lot of lovers, even children. Anyway, I don't care. I'm drunk. Xiao Xin won't blame me."

Hearing what he said, I was stunned.

Damn, don't be so absolute. It seems that we haven't won the battle with him.

I immediately laughed: "brother, don't be so serious. I'm just joking with you, otherwise I won't let you watch the video."

"Will you buy it or not?"

"Buy, buy, can you go with me?"

"There are brothers in the back. Just let them accompany you."

"All right."

I opened the door, got out of the car and walked towards the small adult products store. My brothers got out of the car and followed me.

Walking near the store, I hesitated. This is my first time to go shopping in the adult products store. I feel embarrassed. I want my brothers to buy it for me. On second thought, now that I have arrived, I just go in and have a look.

When I was down, I was extremely curious about the things in it, but I never went in.

In fact, at that time, I really wanted to go in and have a look, but I couldn't pull down my face. The most important reason is that if I went in, the boss would ask what to buy, and I would be embarrassed. So I didn't dare to go in, and I didn't have the spare money to buy the things inside.

By this time, I had already entered the store, and my brothers were waiting at the door.

The space in the shop is very small. Except for a glass counter, there are two small shelves against the wall. Inside the counter, there is a woman in her thirties, who looks ordinary and chubby.The woman asked with a smile, "what do you want to buy, young man?"

I looked around at the next two shelves. There were a lot of things on them. The packaging boxes were full of pictures that were very explicit. Fortunately, I was an old hand in daozhong. Otherwise, my heart would beat faster when I saw those pictures.

Maybe she noticed my eyes and asked tentatively, "do you want to buy Inflatable doll?"

I'm your sister!

I don't have a hundred thousand smart dolls in my house. I want to buy you.

"Boss, do you think I'm so handsome that I need that?"

The woman immediately laughed: "that's not necessarily. Many people have girlfriends and wives and come to buy them."

"Come on, don't talk nonsense with me. I'll buy the medicine."

I talked with her, still very novel looking at the shelf things, there are men's, there are women's, all kinds of gadgets, curious picked up a small bag, there are a few pink rubber small things, curious asked: "boss, what is this for?"

"That's a fingertip. When you do business, you should put it on your finger and touch it under the woman, so as to prevent the bacteria on your hand from entering the woman's body."

The elder sister even said that she was too vivid.

Although we are very thick skinned and feel a little hot when we hear her words, others are normal and have no change at all.

I quickly put it down, then picked up a small box and looked at it curiously. The things in it looked like a small inside, but it was a little different, because there was something more on it, which looked like the guy under the man, Gaga.

I am very curious to ask: "boss, what is this thing?"

The elder sister immediately laughed: "these are small leather underpants for women."

"Isn't that in the way?"

In fact, I have guessed about it, but I can't help asking.

"The main thing is that thing. How can it get in the way? After a woman wears it on her body, it can just enter her body. No matter walking or sitting, she can enjoy sex anytime and anywhere. Love fun. This kind of thing is very popular with women. Do you want to buy one for your girlfriend?"

Ask immediately after the boss explains.

At the moment, I am both admire and angry.

I admire the person who has developed this kind of thing. He is really talented.

At the same time, I feel angry for my male compatriots. If all women wear these things, what's wrong with us men? So many "fake goods" run rampant, let our "real goods" drink from the west?

I put it on the shelf and said, "my girlfriend has real goods. I don't need this to relieve my boredom."

The boss laughed: "what kind of medicine do you want? Delay, or urge. Love, or what? "

"Is there any medicine that makes women want to do things immediately?"

I asked awkwardly, and when I saw her laughing, I immediately took out many kinds of them for me: "some are sprayed, some are taken, and some are reminiscent..."

I looked at a lot of things in front of me, suddenly my head was big, and I asked curiously, "which one works best?"

"It all works. Whether you want to put her in the water or stimulate her with fragrance depends on how you use it."

I think it's better to drink medicine than fragrance.

In the past, Guo Jinhai used to give Han Bing medicine. It seems to be called red headed fly, which works very well.

Thinking of this, I immediately asked: "boss, is there a red headed fly?"

"Ah? Do you have that medicine? I haven't heard of it. "

She gave a look of great consternation.

Well.

Is that medicine still hard to buy?

Shit, when the Guo family comes down, we have to get all his collections. We have to get the good things. Hum.

"Then give me the best medicine."

She immediately handed me one of the small boxes: "this is the most expensive, the strongest medicine, to ensure that you can do it."

I quickly took the small box in my hand and subconsciously looked at the drug introduction above. I said that the effect could be seen in three minutes. No matter how reserved a woman is, she will turn into a swaying woman in an instant.

"Does this medicine have any side effects?"

"Pure Chinese medicine products, no side effects."

"OK, that's it."

I said a happy sentence, and then asked: "give me another medicine."

The elder sister immediately laughed: "you are afraid to give your girlfriend. After taking the medicine, you can't satisfy her. It's not a matter. No matter whether you're not hard enough or you're not good at endurance, I can solve it for you here to ensure you have face."

When I heard her shocking words, I suddenly got a black line.

"Is there any medicine that men can spray out as soon as they go in?"

She slightly Leng next, immediately frowned: "I didn't hear clearly, you say again."

I immediately repeated what I had just said."Young man, you don't mean to play tricks on me. People come to buy medicine only when they have a short spare time. Do you still have a long spare time?"

She frowned deeper.

I clapped my hand hard: "boss, you've got a word to the point. I just have a long leisure time. It's better to come out as soon as I get in."

"There is no such medicine."

She waved her hand.

I was a little disappointed that there was no such medicine.

Before, the big girl pestered me and put forward the wonderful idea. I just started to use medicine to shorten the time of doing things. Then, maybe Daning would dislike us and leave us. It seems that my idea is going to be ruined.

As for the woman's aphrodisiac, it's for Han Bing, Jie Jie

Zhao Hong's affair makes me feel the emotional crisis. It's the most important thing for me to win Han Bing as soon as possible. Otherwise, once she sees the video of making things, she will definitely go away according to her temper and personality. Even if I don't die, I have to be skinned. It's hard to make her.

I took back my mind and left the shop after paying the bill. Before I got to my car, I saw Liu Cong waving to me. He looked very anxious: "come quickly."

I subconsciously ran over, frowned and asked: "what's the matter?"