In the past, when I was poor, every time I passed those brand shops in the shopping malls, I would like to look inside. I can't afford to buy it. It's OK to have a look. I can also gain some insight.

What makes me particularly angry is that many salesmen look at me with contempt in their eyes.

What's more, I don't steal, I don't rob, I'm a farmer, I'm happy, I'm in the way of them, so if my ancestors are all farmers, why do they look down on their ancestors.

Cough, besides, the clothes are just for you to see.

Another time, it was even more irritating. I saw a beautiful dress, so I couldn't help walking in. I walked in front of me, and the salesperson immediately dragged the floor behind me with a mop. While she was mopping the floor, she glared at me. Her eyes were so irritating.

I was depressed for a moment, and immediately raised my hand to touch the clothes. A very conspicuous fingerprint was left on the clothes. Then I quickly turned around and left the shop, Gaga.

I did it on purpose.

Damn, who makes her look down on people.

At this moment, I feel that look down on people's eyes again, and suddenly a burst of fire: "what are you looking at? I haven't seen the barefoot immortal!"

Her face suddenly changed, want to anger still dare not anger: "or you go to other home to see, here is an international famous brand store."

She deliberately accentuated the second half of the sentence.

Bah, I look down on people. I've been in the upper class for such a long time. Even Dior doesn't know. She's beeping here.

"Why, when the guests come, you still drive them out."

I kicked a chair in the shop. Oh My feet hurt. I forgot that I didn't wear shoes.

At this time, a woman in her thirties came over. She was very fashionable, but her appearance was ordinary. Her face was heavily made up and she was wearing formal clothes. There was a work card on the top of her right chest with the word "store manager" written on it.

"What's the matter?"

The salesman looked at me contemptuously: "this man is looking for trouble."

The store manager looked at me from top to bottom, then frowned: "Sir, please go out quickly, or I'll call the security guard."

"Why, Dior stores treat customers like this."

I deliberately yelled a loud voice, and immediately someone came around and looked at us curiously.

"You want to buy shoes?"

"Nonsense! Didn't you see me barefoot? "

I put my feet in front of them, deliberately raised them very high, and shook them in front of them, so that they could smell my brother's big smelly feet.

They quickly stepped back, and coincidentally raised their hands to cover their noses.

Laughter suddenly came from outside. Nowadays, people like to watch, especially in public places. After a while, people are surrounded.

The store manager frowned and turned to the salesperson: "what's the matter?"

"I'll tell you."

As soon as the salesperson was about to speak, I interrupted her and pointed to the chair on the floor. I continued, "bring me that chair. The guests want to try on their shoes. That's your service attitude. Believe it or not, I'll call more than a dozen men to greet you every day?"

My brother is very arrogant.

What the hell, I want to teach them a profound lesson, let them realize a very fundamental problem, what's wrong with the brand store? In the final analysis, it's just a shoe seller, a cow!

The manager's brow wrinkled deeper. She winked at the salesperson, who reluctantly raised the chair and put it in front of me.

"That's pretty much the same, thanks to the fact that you are an international brand and the customer is God. Don't you know the purpose?"

I sat down on the chair with my legs up.

"Sir, I would like to remind you that the shoes here are very expensive..."

Before the manager finished, I interrupted her: "how did you become a manager? How can I talk nonsense? I can read and know Dior. What do you mean by emphasizing price! Oh, you see, I'm dressed like a beggar, so I'm implying that Dior shoes are expensive and I can't afford them. "

With a hint of embarrassment on her face, she hastily explained, "we didn't mean that."

I reached out and pointed to them, and said angrily, "you are not good at setting up the stall. When people set up the stall see the customers, they are all smiling and warmly entertaining. Look at you again, holding a face without a smile, just like I owe you how much money. I'm here to buy shoes, not to see your face."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know the situation just now."

The store manager quickly apologized, and then turned to reprimand the salesperson: "apologize to the guests quickly."

The salesman apologized very reluctantly.

Cut!

I glanced at her: "no sincerity at all."

She apologized again in a hurry and said several sorry words in a row.

I turned to the people outside the shop and saw that they were taking pictures with their mobile phones. I said in a hurry, "guys, I'm not picking fault for no reason. I've come to buy shoes. Just a few seconds after I enter the shop, they're going to drive me out. I'm really annoyed by them."The crowd immediately showed a sudden look.

"What kind of shoes would you like, sir?"

"Bring me some sneakers."

The store manager went to the container to get my shoes.

Soon, she brought me some shoes and a pair of socks.

"Sir, you have mud on your feet. Try on your socks."

"Good."

Elder brother recognizes a reason word, as long as the other party is reasonable, we are very easy to speak.

I put on socks and tried them. They all fit well. I said with a smile, "store manager, your eyesight is very good. I didn't tell you the size, but what you gave me is very suitable."

"Thank you, sir. Do you have any shoes you like?"

"The black ones on your feet."

I didn't take it off again. I stood up and walked for two steps. I felt very comfortable.

"Would you like to pay by card or in cash?"

"Credit card, of course. Do you think I have so much cash with me? Don't ask such idiotic questions in the future, it will make people underestimate your IQ. "

When I finished, I handed her a golden bank card.

Gold card is undoubtedly a symbol of wealth.

As soon as her eyes brightened, she quickly took my card and handed it to the salesperson. Her face was filled with a bright smile and she apologized again: "Sir, I'm really sorry. We have eyes that don't know what to do. I hope you don't take it to heart."

"Even if it's a common people, it's not against the law for people to look at your things. They can't look down on others."

"Yes, what you said is that we have an open mind to change our ways."

At this time, the crowd suddenly heard a man's voice: "he is Lin Yang."

"Is that Lin Yang who wants wages for migrant workers and prevents forced demolition?"

"Yes, yes, that's him. He also said that anyone who has something difficult to deal with can come to him."

There was a constant murmur in the crowd.

I'll go. Why do they know me?

Oh I have forgotten that Lao Lin is a celebrity now. No wonder, hehe.

"So you are Mr. Lin."

The store manager's eyes showed a happy look. He turned to the salesperson and said, "give Mr. Lin a 50% discount."

"Ouch, thank you, thank you. I was so emotional just now. Don't take it to heart."

No matter what, people give 50% discount. That pair of shoes cost at least 8000 yuan, and the discount is 4000 yuan. Lao Lin's reputation is getting more and more popular.

"You can sign for me." The store manager said with a smile.

"No problem."

It doesn't matter if they give you a discount and sign your name.

She handed me the pen, I feel a little proud, once upon a time, we also become famous, this kind of feeling beautiful.

"Where to sign?"

I looked at her curiously. She didn't have a book in her hand.

She quickly took a pair of shoes, some excited said: "sign shoes, collection must have value."

I immediately a black line, directly refused her.

"No, I can't. I'm stepping on Lin Yang. What's the matter?"

She laughed, and then she winked at me, quite full and proud of the chest: "then sign on my chest, this under the head office."

I'll go. She's doing her best.

She said right, this place is OK, fennen has always been my favorite, we just like this, hehe.

I nodded at her and said, "all right."

Next second.

She started to take off her clothes. Maybe she was going to take them off and let me write.

But when she opened her coat, she didn't take it off any more. She separated her coat with her hands and held her chest out to me again: "Mr. Lin, this coat is a work dress. You can sign it on my shirt."

I leaned over her ear and joked in a low voice: "you keep on taking off, I'll sign on your bra."

She nodded hastily: "that's OK."

Ga?

Brother said to play, she also seriously.

I quickly pressed her hand: "I'm joking, don't take it seriously."

My handwriting is a bit ugly, so in order to write it well, I always write it carefully, and I have a habit that when I write, I have to press my left hand to the place where I want to write, otherwise it will be more ugly.

So, I bow my body, hold down the little girl's milk with my left hand, write very seriously with my right hand, and my head is very close, and I look very serious.

Cluck

There was a burst of laughter from the little girls.

"What are you laughing at?"

I asked without raising my head. At the same time, I grabbed it with my left hand subconsciously. Not to mention, the girl's appearance is general, and the baby's hand is really good. It's very soft and full, and there's no feeling of looseness.

"When you write, it makes my chest itch."

She not only did not show a little angry, but also very happy. When we think about her carefully, we are willing to touch her breast, which is her luck.However, her words, but let me a black line.

How can I talk? What do I do? Her chest is itchy, just like how much I took advantage of her.

I clench fennen tightly, ah There was no pleat on the clothes. He wrote quickly and comforted: "bear it, I'll finish it soon."

She answered twice.

It's such a beautiful signature. If all the beautiful girls want to sign for me like this, I won't feel tired for a day.

After finishing the last word, I straightened up, handed her the pen, looked at the two big words on her chest with satisfaction, and smacked: "these are my most beautiful words in many years."

She is very happy to look down, and then finishing clothes.

Then, I took over the card in the hands of the salesperson, see her a pair of words and stop, immediately smile: "you also want to sign?"

She nodded hastily, a little embarrassed.

"Where to sign?"

I thought to myself, I won't have to sign it too.

She suddenly looked happy, took a white hat, pointed to the brim.

I signed her name. It seems that I'm being amorous.

Then, the crowd came to the store, shouting for my signature and asking for my help. All in all, they asked for help.

I suddenly a big head, while dealing with them, while squeezing out.

In a few minutes.

I finally got out of the crowd, looked back and saw that there were still people coming.

One word, run.

But when I just turned my head around, I suddenly bumped into someone else, and the other person was ok, but I almost fell down, stabilized my body, looked forward, and was stunned.