Chapter 1558

The refreshing feeling brought by this kind of yin person made Yang Ming more comfortable than beating them up. Yang Ming didn't even look at the two people who fell behind the door, because Yang Ming had already used his ability to see the two people clearly before. end.

Yang Ming answered the call and walked into the bathroom.

"Why is it so loud?" Fade Chen asked when he heard Yang Ming kicking the door.

"Oh, the bathroom door of this hotel is a swing door, which is a bit tight. I just pushed it and didn't open it, so I kicked it, and it opened!" Yang Ming explained. On the surface, Yang Ming said it to Fade Chen, but in fact, Yang Ming said it to the two bodyguards. In order to prevent them from being suspicious, he explained something.

Sure enough, bodyguard A who didn't faint heard Yang Ming's words, rolled his eyes, and felt depressed for a while, why was he so unlucky? He hadn't met face to face, and before he could teach Yang Ming a lesson, he was knocked away by the door panel, and his nose was bleeding all over. Looking at his accomplices, he was still unconscious... It was a bad start!

Yang Ming pretended to be drunk and stupefied, walked into the bathroom, didn't even look at the urinal on the opposite side, and waited for the return door to close automatically with a "bang", then unbuttoned his pants, and directly faced the toilet. The pile of rubbish behind the door started shooting.

While shooting, he was still talking on the phone with Fade Chen: "Uncle Chen, why is this toilet so dirty? There is garbage everywhere? I'm standing in the garbage pile to pee..."

"Yang Ming, did you go to the wrong place?" Fade Chen was a little puzzled: "Is there a toilet where you went? Don't defecate anywhere?"

"I guess so?" Yang Ming said with an uneasy smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Forget it, it's your own hotel anyway, so you can do whatever you want!" Fade Chen said helplessly, "It seems that you are really drunk!"

"Why are you drunk? I'm not drunk. I'm sober!" Yang Ming said with his tongue out, the water gun still under him!

Although the bodies of bodyguards A and B were already covered by the garbage, Yang Ming has the ability to directly lock the positions of the two of them, so the urine was sprayed on the two of them directly!

Bodyguard A is going crazy! His nostrils were full of Yang Ming's urine, he really wanted to jump out of the garbage dump and throw Yang Ming into the toilet! However, he finally endured it!

Because, he couldn't explain why he was hiding in the garbage dump! If Yang Ming pushed the door and knocked down the trash, he couldn't explain why he sneaked by the door and eavesdropped!

Well, even if all this is a coincidence, Yang Ming and Fade Chen also believed it, so how do they explain the underwear on their heads? Could it be that he was drinking too much and pretending to be Superman underpants?

Bodyguard A doesn't want to be suspected by Fade Chen! After all, both of them are Chen Zhiye's bodyguards, once Fade Chen comes over, they can find out their identities with just one investigation!

How can there be such a coincidence in this world? The ulterior motives of these two people were exposed! So the bodyguard Jia Ren, Ren, and when he couldn't help it, he would think of those masters in Japan... For example, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Ever since, bodyguard A continued to endure and marched towards the highest level of ninjas, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Looking at Bodyguard A's unpredictable expression, how could Yang Ming fail to guess what this guy was thinking? This bodyguard A probably didn't dare to breathe or open his mouth because he was afraid that urine would flow into his nose and eyes, so he kept holding his breath!

Seeing this, a smirk crossed the corner of Yang Ming's mouth, and he suddenly stopped shooting from under him, as if he had run out of water, and shivered all over.

That bodyguard A, seeing that there was no urine flowing down again, thought that Yang Ming had finished urinating! He had suffocated him to death before, so he quickly opened his mouth to take a big breath, but unexpectedly, the moment he opened his mouth, a jet of urine sprayed down without warning, and directly sprayed into the mouth of bodyguard A, choking When it reached his lungs, he didn't dare to cough, and his face turned purple, like a pig's liver.

Yang Ming chuckled secretly, tied up his pants, turned around and swaggered out of the bathroom door, and then said to the phone in his hand: "Uncle Chen, stop talking, I'm going back!"

"Oh, let's talk about it when we come back, you can be careful! Do you want me to ask Mengyan to pick you up?" Fade Chen said with some worry.

"Hey, Uncle Chen, I'm fine." Yang Ming's tone suddenly returned to normal: "I can go back by myself."

"En?" Fade Chen was taken aback for a moment, and shook his head, but he didn't believe Yang Ming's words that he was fine. How many drunk people said that they were drunk?

Yang Ming put the phone in his pocket. This phone is the Nokia 1200 that Chen Mengyan bought for Chen Mengyan at first. After Chen Mengyan changed to n97, this phone is no longer needed. Yang Ming’s phone was soaked in water, so when he was at Chen Mengyan’s house, I put the SIM card in this old mobile phone. It can be used, but it doesn't have so many functions, and you can't read novels on it.

Yang Ming also changed his previous step and three steps, returned to the box normally, and sat back in his seat.

"En?" Fade Chen looked at the Qingming in Yang Ming's eyes in disbelief, he didn't look like a drunk person at all, and asked strangely: "Yang Ming, are you sober?"

"Uncle Chen, I'm not drunk at all!" Yang Ming said with a smile, "I just pretended."

"Pretending?" Fade Chen frowned: "What are you doing pretending to be drunk?"

Fade Chen didn't think that Yang Ming was just pretending to be drunk to amuse him. He must have some purpose, so he didn't get angry. Based on what he knew about Yang Ming, it was impossible for Yang Ming to be such a boring person.

"Hey, when I went out just now, I ran into those two bodyguards of Chen Zhiye!" Yang Ming didn't hide anything, and said with a smile.

"Those two bodyguards?" Fade Chen's expression became more serious: "Are they going to harm you?"

Yang Ming nodded. There is no need to keep this matter from Fade Chen. Even if he really fell out with Chen Zhiye in the future, Fade Chen would not blame Yang Ming if he knew about the conflict in advance.

"The two of them saw that I was going to the bathroom, so they hid in first." Yang Ming wanted to laugh when he said this: "They wanted to do something to me in the bathroom, but I was at the door of the bathroom and received your call , they heard that it was you calling me inside, so they didn't dare to do anything to me directly..."

"No wonder you are so patient, you have been talking nonsense with me for so long!" Fade Chen nodded and understood what Yang Ming meant, but his expression was a little strange. Fade Chen knew that with Yang Ming's skill, he would not Those who are afraid of these two bodyguards, why do they still use such methods?

Yang Ming saw his doubts from Fade Chen's expression, and shrugged his shoulders: "It's not because I was afraid that it would be difficult for you in the middle, so I didn't take the initiative to teach those two guys a lesson."

Fade Chen nodded, and looked at Yang Ming gratefully. If this matter really got serious, then it might be time for him and Chenjiacun to break up.

"However, it is still necessary to teach them an indirect lesson instead of directly taking action." Yang Ming said with a treacherous smile: "So, I pretended to be drunk and kicked the door of the bathroom , As a result, these two idiots were tragic, and they were directly knocked behind the door by the door panel! One was dizzy and the other was covered in blood, and even knocked over the trash can behind, and was detained with garbage!"

"..." Fade Chen looked at Yang Ming dumbfounded, and thought to himself that this kid is really listless! I finally knew why he kicked the door... Thinking of this, Fade Chen suddenly looked a little weird: "Yang Ming, you said you stood on the garbage dump to relieve your hand... Could it be..."

"Hey, yes, these two people just drank my urine, quack!" Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Pfft..." Fade Chen spit out the wine and lay down on the table laughing! Chen Fangyu and Chen Mengyan naturally understood the cause and effect of the incident. They felt a little funny when they heard that Yang Ming kicked the door panel and knocked them over. Then they heard that Yang Ming actually urinated on these two people. , I couldn't help it anymore, covered my mouth and laughed.

"Yang Ming, you are making them both dumb! Even if Chen Zhiye knew about it, he would have no choice but to get angry!" Fade Chen laughed and sighed at Yang Ming's wit. .