10 Unfotunate Misinterpretation

"Oh fuck of fuck of fuck "

A loud sound of cracking bark could be heard flinching off the tree and exposing white tree flesh rung out within the forest & A human could be seen descending at a fast rate causing a shrill screech as his hands desperately pressed against the bark,This human was Caleb, he was accelerating and headed straight to the horn of the bull.

[Host ,if you continue at this velocity you will be sodomized by the horn of the dead beast

"I CAN FUCKING SEE THAT "

Pushing his hands hard against the bark he felt pain, a lot of pain as his fingers eviscerated against the wood

"SYSTEM WHY DOESNT CLIMBING HELP GETTING DOWN"

[Climb is going up and ascending something not going down ]

"Could of told me that earlier!"

Caleb knew full well if the system could laugh it was right now

As he could feel himself slowing he paid a price with his blood as the soft flesh of his hands was being flayed of skin and a wet streak now stained the white flesh of the wood below the bark.

After looking down in horror the horn is approaching fast

Caleb laughed maybe the bull will get the last laugh

"This is not how i want to die ,this is not how i want to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie"

As Caleb vocalized the last word which could of been his last he stopped, he grounded to a halt with his bottox an inch away from the spike of the horn .

"Looks like you didn't get your revenge after allbut fuck me that was close"

With a strong kick of anger, Caleb shattered the top of the horn and his next words illustrated the consequences of the reckless kick.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Biting down his tongue he silenced himself and a sanguine droplet fell down his lip .

[System recommends not kicking hard objects]

He looked at his now flayed fingers

"System, fuck you"

[Congratulation you gained the minor skill downclimb & Minor Pain Resistance has increased to Pain Resistence]

Caleb had a face staring off into the darkness with absolute disapproval, He hated that this voice didn't have a psychical body as he would love to slap it.