Chapter 8

Wu Zetian nodded, "the immortal has promised to go back to Da Zhou with you and me."

"In that case, why doesn't the immortal admit his identity?" Shangguan Waner continued.

Wu Zetian did not answer, but said without reason: "Wan'er, xian'er may be the person of the future."

Shangguan Waner's face changed. She knew she knew what she shouldn't know and shut up immediately.

"You have grown up with me and have the same feelings as sisters. If you and I really can't go out of the Valley this time, it's enough to have such fun with immortals here." Wu Zetian continued.

Shangguan Waner hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, why do you say this? Prime Minister Di will send someone to save us!"

Wu Zetian shook her head and then smiled mysteriously.

……

Da Zhou, Prime Minister's house.

"What are you talking about, your majesty and the Shangguan neishe people are still missing?" Li Yifu said in consternation.

"What you see with your own eyes can be false?" said Di Renjie.

Li Yifu looked stunned and looked at Yao Chong, di Renjie and Lou Shide.

"Huaiying, what do you think of this?" Lou Shide said solemnly.

The emperor of the great Zhou Dynasty disappeared in full view of the public in the daytime, and his whereabouts have been unknown until now. The central court is now facing internal and external troubles, with Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi eyeing, and there are Tubo foreign countries ready to move outside.

Your majesty has been on the throne for only one year. If something goes wrong, who will preside over the overall situation?

Di Renjie's face was gloomy: "huaiying saw with her own eyes that day that her majesty and Shangguan neisheren were swept away by the black wind. Huaiying had secretly sent someone to look for it, but there was no clue."

Don't say it's someone else. Even Di Renjie, who resolves the case in the Ministry of punishment every day, can't figure it out.

In the daytime, the two big living people disappeared and said they didn't believe anyone.

"Brother Zongren, in my opinion, your Majesty's disappearance must not be publicized. It's better to announce that your majesty and the inner sacrifice of the Shangguan are on patrol in micro clothes." Li Yifu said.

Lou Shide waved his hand: "it's wrong. The country can't be ownerless for a day. It's a small matter for your majesty to go out in micro clothes. How can you not take an attendant? It's better that your majesty Xuancheng never went out of the palace."

Di Renjie nodded: "it's OK. I'll send someone to find your majesty secretly. The palace still depends on three virtuous brothers."

"Why did Huai Ying say this? We four people are all for the sake of Zhou Jiangshan. We only hope your majesty will return safely as soon as possible." Yao Chong said, and gave a gift.

……

"Immortal, what is this?" Shangguan Waner asked, looking at the net bag in Jiang Yichu's hand.

"Improve the food at night and eat crayfish," Jiang Yichu said.

Shangguan Waner's face changed greatly: "how can immortals talk nonsense? There is only your Majesty in the world, how can you eat!"

This girl is stunned!

Jiang Yichu was completely speechless and took out a crayfish from his net pocket: "crayfish, not dragon, but shrimp!"

"What is shrimp?"

"It's a kind of aquatic product, similar to fish." Jiang Yichu said, throwing the crayfish to Shangguan Waner as a prank.

Shangguan Waner immediately screamed and ran away.

"Your Majesty, your majesty, help me!"

Wu Zetian, too, was so frightened that she lost her color: "immortal, Wan'er is naughty. Please accept the divine power!"

Jiang Yichu waved his hand, came to Shangguan Waner, lifted his net pocket and held the crayfish under his arm.

"Hold here, you won't pinch people."

Shangguan Waner nodded and looked at Jiang Yichu wrongfully.

Jiang Yichu shook his head, picked up the wood on the ground and took them to the wooden house.

"God, put down your things and deal with the shrimp with me." Jiang Yichu said without any hesitation.

Wu Zetian nodded, took the bucket and put the clear water according to Jiang Yichu's instructions.

Jiang Yichu took two simple toothbrushes and handed them to Wu Zetian: "just learn from me. I'm not good at it. I can't Pengshui for the time being."

Wu Zetian nodded: "I'm the narrow-minded man again. Just this lobster, what should I do? Can the immortal teach me?"

"It's simple. I'll teach you to do it later." Jiang Yichu said, and took the lobster they had handled and came to the kitchen.

I have to say that this mentally ill girl who claims to be Wu Zetian is better than Shangguan Waner. She learns things quickly. She has learned to cut vegetables in just ten minutes.

"Watch the fire for me and I'll go outside to poke water." Jiang Yichu asked, and then he went out of the cabin with a bucket.

Wu Zetian put down her kitchen knife, looked down at the fire in the stove, and was faintly disappointed.

Can she go back?

"Wan'er, come here quickly!" Wu Zetian shouted anxiously in the kitchen.

Shangguan Waner hurriedly ran to him: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for your late escort!"

Wu Zetian pointed to the extinguished fire in the stove: "Wan'er, the fire is out. Can you bring a fire fold?"

Shangguan Waner shook her head and felt all over her body. She just found a handkerchief.

"What should I do? Before the immortal left, she asked me to take care of the fire, but now it is extinguished. How can I explain to the immortal?" Wu Zetian said anxiously.

"Don't worry, your majesty. It's also unintentional. I'm sure the immortal won't blame your majesty." Shangguan Waner comforted, and her heart was also uneasy.

If the desert island doesn't even have a fire break, it's really over.

Don't go back to Da Zhou. It's not certain whether you can live or not.

Wu Zetian naturally knew this truth. At the moment, frowning, she stood in situ and rubbed her hands anxiously.

When Jiang Yichu came back, he saw the two men gathered around the stove, looking worried and facing great disaster, and asked, "what's the matter?"

"It was my negligence to let the fire in the stove go out, but there was no fire. Please punish the immortal." Wu Zetian bowed her head and said.

Shangguan Waner looked like a ghost. Did she hear it right? Your majesty confessed to others. Please punish me?

She must be dreaming!

Jiang Yichu waved his hand: "what a big thing, the fire is out, and the electricity is on."

"There are no fire folds here. How to order?" Shangguan Waner asked.

Jiang Yichu took out a lighter from his pocket, clicked, and the flame lit up again.

"OK, when the fire goes out, light it with a lighter." Jiang Yichu said and put the lighter next to the kitchen knife.

They were already too frightened to speak.

It was easy to light a fire without a fire fold!

"Immortal, what is this?" Empress Wu asked excitedly.

Jiang Yichu smiled: "lighters are much easier to use than your torches."

They are like treasures.

It's called beating turkey!

I don't know how many times easier to use and convenient it is. If you have this thing, will the soldiers of the great Zhou Dynasty fight at the border like entering a no man's land?

"Immortal, can you give this to me?" Wu Zetian said excitedly, holding a lighter.

Jiang Yichu waved his big hand, "I'll give it to you if I like. It's not a good thing."

System brand lighter, windproof Feng Shui, you deserve it!