43 Someone's Kidnapping Me

To his dreariest dream possible, she was Aliya whose body has now no balance. Her eyes were swollen and red. And on top of that she was smiling, making her dimples appear on her face under a yellow dim light. After a 2-seconds distraction of dimples, he tried hard to make her stand erect. But he was feeling as if he was playing with a reverse Bobo doll. Generally bobos won't fall even if you kick them hard. Here, the case was vice versa. Rishi was making her stand straight but she was again starting to sway to her both sides.

"What happened to you? Are you drunk?"

"I am not drunk. I am ALIYA. Don't you remember me?"

Saying this she shook Rishi's shoulders, as if waking him up from his sleep.

"You have definitely gulped down a whole bottle of Vodka."

"Oh really? But why can't I remember doing that? It is a huge victory for me you know."

"Where is your room?"

"Besides the kitchen."

"Kitchen?"

"Yeah! But we can go to the hall. I don't like any random person to be in my bedroooooom....

Before she could complete her non-sense, Rishi lifted her in his arms and took her to his room. But before he could shut the door, Aliya started yelling

"SOMEONE'S KIDNAPPING ME. HELP!!! HELP!!!."

Rishi hurriedly shut the door as he didn't want any scene to be created at midnight. On top of that he couldn't even call for help. That would only result in a confirmation for those speculations of their alleged relationship. He carefully kept down this swaying body on a chair. But she stood up and continued to babble making Rishi laugh out loud

"I tell you Mr. Kidnapper, you will have no gains in abducting me."

"Really! Why so? Do you have any connections with the underworld don?"

"NOO! I said because I am myself a beggar. I don't even have a bank account. You ask my parents.. then they will only tell you one thing... 'Please dump this living waste somewhere, we will bless you.'"

With Aliya animating the whole thing, Rishi was laughing with his whole heart. He couldn't believe that this most sensible woman he knows would blurt out such childish reasons when kidnapped.

But Aliya told something that made him shy on his own laugh

"You don't even laugh like those typical villains in a movie. You need some training, Rishi. You know you sound like my grumbling stomach when hungry."

"So you show how to laugh."

As Rishi posed this laughing challenge before Aliya, she climbed on the bed and started showing off her skills to laugh like a kidnapper. Rishi stood in front of the bed.

"You! Repeat behind me AND YES DO IT PROPERLY. Otherwise I have to make a call to your boss to cut your salary."

"OhhhK!"

"Listen! Laugh like this- HEHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Rishi was naturally laughing as he does. Who won't laugh? Especially after knowing that you are taking 'How to laugh courses' from someone.

"See! You are not following me properly! This time you sound like a donkey! And this donkey definitely needs some beatings from his master."

As she was about to jump from the bed, her right leg slipped, making her fall on Rishi. Before he could catch her, he found himself lying on the floor. He was having an excruciating back pain as Aliya landed on his spine. He wasn't able to move. Aliya too hurt her right hand's fist by banging it on the floor. As she saw Rishi under her weight she panicked and got up without even thinking twice. She accidentally stood on his butts. And then stepped down after hearing an ear-piercing scream from him

"AAAHHHHH!"

As she stepped down, she began pleading

"I-I am so-sorry. I didn't know where I was standing. I mean it happened unknowingly. Please.....

"SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SIT QUIETLY ON THAT BED! MOVE!"

This sudden outburst scared Aliya and she took a couple of steps back. Then she sat at the place Rishi was pointing to. She was having an innocent puppy face showing that it was not her fault. Seeing Rishi struggling to get up, she had just moved a little to help. But soon she heard another shouting.

"DON'T EVEN DARE TO MOVE! I WILL HELP MYSELF!"

Aliya gave up her thought of helping him.

Rishi heard someone ringing the doorbell. Now this was another headache for him.