Chapter 461: Fifth World: Walking Encyclopedia Of Dating Advice

Qie Ranzhe pursed his lips wondering how he was supposed to say it. Was he meant to say he allied with a bloodthirsty power-hungry demon to get here and that he planned to get them to safety before single-handedly taking on the task to rid this world of this demon?

Wen Qinxi didn't need him to say it. He knew there was only one other way to get here and that is through that demon. He was suddenly worked up over it sitting up straight in a panic.

If Qie Ranzhe struck a deal with the enemy didn't it mean this world would be rendered an automatic fail. He suddenly felt like he was too lax in this world otherwise how could Qie Ranzhe end up in such a predicament.

"Did you?" he whispered looking down at the man lying on his back.

Qie Ranzhe caressed Zhao Zhi's tummy trying to coax him into lying back down. "No, lie down and hear me out," he whispered urging Zhao Zhi to lay by his side.

Wen Qinxi complied but he wasn't at ease. He could understand why Qie Ranzhe would go as far as to strike a deal with the enemy but how was he going to get them out of this mess.

Qie Ranzhe could tell Zhao Zhi was somewhat upset so he shuffled closer with their bodies now sticking together like glue.

Wen Qinxi, "..."

'Can a brother get a little space please,' he thought curiously eyeing him. He guessed this was another method of coaxing. Get them mad then stick to them like glue till they stop being angry. Warning, don't try this at home unless your lover is extremely good-tempered otherwise either two things will happen.

One, you will get kicked out of the bedroom and sent to camp on the couch for a varying period. Two, which is the worst-case scenario, they will walk out and might or might not come back. So please exercise caution if you choose this risky method of coaxing. 

Well, Wen Qinxi was a firecracker but he was also immune to Qie Ranzhe's pitiful actions that the rational part of his brain turned to mush shutting down in a matter of seconds. He didn't stand a chance against this walking encyclopedia of dating advice.

Wen Qinxi cleared his throat averting his gaze before saying, "I am listening."

A satisfied smile appeared on Qie Ranzhe's face as he explained what happened living out the parts where he was almost harassed by Miya Ren of course, which was in itself a horrible decision as he would see later. Wen Qinxi felt like there was a big hole in Qie Ranzhe's story but he couldn't quite put his finger on where the hole was exactly.

Why would a thousand-year-old cunning demon not ask for something in return? The stay out of each other's business excuse was ridiculous. Something was definitely fishy about this but he didn't dwell much on it because Qie Xieling finally woke up.

He swam over rubbing his eyes still half asleep while asking, "What are you two doing." It was evident that his brain wasn't operating at full capacity because he didn't ask the vital question. It was as though Qie Ranzhe was there before he went to sleep. He pulled them apart by squeezing in the little gap he could find.

Wen Qinxi, "..."

Qie Ranzhe, "WTF."

Just like that, Qie Xieling slept in between them like a professional lightbulb. Wen Qinxi wanted to get mad but found he couldn't. This was simply too funny. Wen Qinxi chuckled lightly but Qie Ranzhe wasn't laughing pinching Qie Xieling's cheek.

Talk about being cock blocked to the extreme. Yeah sure, nothing was probably going to happen tonight but he could have scored an underwater blow job or something but this kid made it impossible.

Imagine how interesting that would have been but his own offspring had no desire to see his father succeed in matters of the heart. More like matters of the @#!@$@.

"Sleep," whispered Wen Qinxi gazing at his discontented lover.

Qie Ranzhe nodded in the direction of Qie Xieling's bed which directly translated to 'let's go on his bed and leave him here'. Wen Qinxi understood but when he was about to get up his son wrapped his arms around his chest translating to 'where are you going? Stay'.

Qie Ranzhe pressed his lips into a thin line before saying, "This has to be on purpose, right?"

Wen Qinxi shrugged his shoulders silently laughing. Qie Xieling had just earned himself a permanent ban from his parent's bed. He was too old to be in their bed anyway but he always found his way there regardless.

While Qie Ranzhe was momentarily regretting not pulling out during their night of passion, Miyu Ren was regretting ever listening to the merman king. This old man played him and he only found out today.

To fully understand why this was, one would have to go back in time and wholly comprehend the events that led to their current situation.

When the demoted demon king discovered this yao realm he finally had a sinister method to restore his power to its former glory which was infusing his blood with the pure-blooded heir of the first Yao in this species that cultivated to attain the abilities to transform into merman who could also walk on land.

This pure-blooded heir was always the firstborn of the previous kings. When he met the current merman king he was led to believe that the yao was the only child of the former king which meant he was the pure-blooded heir.

Under the guise of exchanging his blood for sacrificial merman and mermaids, he slowly initiated his painstaking plan that took years. Like a walking talking cauldron the demon blood would be infused with the merman king's and when it was ready for harvest he would forcibly pull out the merman king's golden core and eat it. This would make him the most powerful being in the mortal realm and the underworld.

He planned to extract this king's golden core and once he becomes powerful he would also manipulate Qie Ranzhe to follow him in the process. And if he refused then he would capture him and well, toy with him till the man bends to his will.

It was a perfect plan until now. The yao he should have been feeding his blood all these years should have been the queen but instead, he wasted his years on this piece of trash. He couldn't believe he was deceived by this merman. One can only imagine how pissed off this demon king was when he found out.

The perfect hall was wrecked with an enraged demon tearing the place apart with the terrified merman king distraught at the corner of the room. Even Qie Anzhie had never seen his master this upset and could only silently stand as far away as possible lest he stumbles upon the flight path of a flying table or something.