Chapter 266

Sure enough, you bastard. You're a natural model.

Lin Hao didn't finish talking. Aunt Tang couldn't help but bully her and beat her up.

Soon after that, Lin Hao's hair and clothes were in a mess, and there were lip marks and tooth marks on his hands and neck.

He sat in the driver's seat with a helpless face.

Aunt Tang was in a much better mood. She stretched down, put her head on his thigh, and made a proud "hum" from time to time.

Time is so silent!

At one moment, aunt Tang sighed and said faintly, "I didn't feel it before. Today I found that even if my body is younger and more energetic day by day, my heart is still old and can't go back to the past.

You know, Xiao Hao, aunt feels so tired today!

Clearly do not want to, clearly know that is not the case, but aunt also pretend to know nothing, but also pretend to be very happy.

As the old saying goes, whether it's a child or a woman, it's a debt... "

Relaxation is only temporary, and sadness is the main melody.

Lin Hao didn't know what to say, so he had to follow him, nodded and said, "well, that's reasonable, I think so..."

Just after that, aunt sugar stood up with one hand, pinched his face and pulled hard.

While pulling, she also scolded: "fart, what's reasonable or unreasonable, as if you understand it very well.

A man who doesn't even know what a woman is like says, "are you qualified? Don't you feel blushing?"

A proper personal attack.

Lin Hao refused and said angrily, "aunt sugar, you talk nonsense. Why don't I understand? Why don't I even know the taste of women? Don't look down on me!"

"Oh, now you know you're angry?" Aunt Tang was also happy and said contemptuously, "tell Aunt nonsense, isn't it?

OK, then say to yourself, "what's a woman like?"

Lin Hao is silent.

Women don't have sex.

In the last life, all kinds of women, he didn't sleep less, but they all played with purpose.

So, to say what a woman tastes, he really can't answer.

Seeing his silence, aunt sugar sneered and said, "can't you answer? Then I'll ask you again, wanqiu, have you eaten? "

Lin Hao shook his head.

"What about Qingcheng?" Aunt sugar asked again.

Lin Hao continued to shake his head.

"What about Shan Shan, Tang poetry, Liu Xia and Xu Wei? Tell me, which one did you eat?"

Aunt sugar asked questions continuously.

Lin Hao was so determined that he was deaf that he could not hear anything.

This rascal, aunt Tang smiled angrily and said contemptuously: "children are debts. Now you understand, you are also a debt owed by your aunt in her last life..."

I'm also the debt you owed in your last life?

Lin Hao was stunned and immediately lost his mind.

Don't you say Jiang Weiyu? Well, it's none of his business again?

I can't figure it out. I don't want to.

After being quiet for a while, he said with a smile, "just debt. It's good to be aunt sugar's debt.

Yes, aunt sugar, let me tell you a joke! "

Jokes?

Aunt sugar also came to her senses, and her attention shifted in an instant.

Just thinking of her energy, her eyes were alert again: "don't tell Aunt it's a turtle rabbit race again!"

"Tortoise and rabbit race?" Lin Hao was stunned: "what turtle and rabbit race?"

"Are you sure not?" Aunt sugar is also surprised.

Lin Hao shook his head: "of course not. Do I look like such a naive person?"

Aunt sugar grinned and said nothing.

Lin Hao smiled and began to tell a story.

"I forgot what it looked like from there, probably.

Raising children is like launching a satellite.

It takes years of hard work to carefully ensure the correctness of every detail and data, and then keep alert to the possibility that the satellite will deviate from its orbit.

Finally, the satellite was launched successfully.

Then, the satellite disappeared into the vast outer space, leaving only some weak signals sent back regularly or irregularly.

Didi Didi, living expenses

Didi Didi, living expenses

Didi Didi, living expenses

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha?

Raising children is equal to launching a satellite. When the launch is successful, you just know that sending a signal will cost you money and living expenses. Ha ha, ha ha, I'm so happy... "

I'm so happy.

Lin Hao laughed and burst into tears.

But aunt Tang looked black and stared at him coldly. She wanted to eat people.

At one moment, he finally reacted, blinked and asked, "aunt sugar, why don't you smile?"

"Why should I laugh?" Aunt sugar's teeth are jumping.

Lin Hao thought for a moment and said, "well, since I don't think it's funny, I'll change it. Once upon a time..."

"Shut up!"

Lin Hao shut up.

"Stand up!"

Lin Hao stood up.

"Turn around!"

Lin Hao turned around.

"Take off your pants!"

Lin Hao

"Why take off your pants?" Lin Hao was on alert.

Aunt Tang hugged her chest with both hands, tilted her eyes and hummed, "can you take it off?"

"Don't take it off!" Lin Hao shook his head.

Aunt Tang smiled. At one moment, her face suddenly became cold: "it's good not to take it off. If you don't take it off, aunt will help you take it off..."

Then he began to do it.

After a stalemate and scuffle, Lin Hao gave in and his pants were pulled off.

Aunt Tang was not embarrassed. She raised her hand and hit her ass.

"Put the satellite!"

"Tell you to put the satellite!"

"Do you want to put the satellite?"

"No!"

"No, what did you just say?

Kill you, kill you bastard. Weiyu has run away with others. Now even you don't want your aunt... "

"Kill you, aunt, kill you little heartless!"

“……”

Cry!

A burst of grief broke out, and aunt sugar burst into tears from the corners of her eyes!

Seeing this, Lin Hao was quiet and kept silent.

Until aunt sugar tried to stop, he whispered, "aunt sugar, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"

No response.

After thinking about it, his voice was a little louder: "don't worry, aunt sugar, no matter when and where, I won't want you, I swear..."

Finally there's a response.

Aunt sugar hugged him and cried even louder.

Just as he patted her on the back and wanted to say some good words for further comfort, suddenly she pushed him away again.

"I also want to put my aunt aside and tell you to stop dreaming like this!"

"Whether you like it or not, my aunt depends on you all her life!"

"You have to be responsible for giving birth to some fat grandchildren to your aunt, and you have to be responsible for raising your aunt to the end of her life!"

“……”

Pear blossoms with rain, suddenly become very fierce.

Lin Hao smiled and Ann listened quietly, nodding without talking.

Until she stopped, he asked, "is there anything else?"

"And!" Aunt Tang stared and said angrily, "don't tell jokes in the future. Don't do that kind of dream that makes your aunt angry. You're carefree!"

Lin Hao was dumb.

After thinking about it, he didn't take it, and asked, "what else?"

"And..."

Aunt sugar pondered.

A moment later, his head dropped, his face turned red, pointed to his pants and said, "little bastard, don't take off your pants in front of your aunt in the future, and don't let this bad thing shake its prestige at your aunt..."