No matter how eloquent the leaders are, they are in a state of silence.

Can't say!

Praise Yang Rui? Praise him for using laboratory materials to make food? How expensive is liquid nitrogen to make ice cream to satisfy the appetite?

Criticizing Yang Rui? There are a lot of reasons. You can say 1788 without thinking about it. However, now criticizing Yang Rui is not to blame yourself? Not to mention academician CAI and the president, conservative secretaries can slice you with their nails and eat you raw with their eyes, which is commonly known as shengguanpian.

It seems that it's time to talk about the weather. The assistant principal who came from geophysics resolutely stood up and touched his half bald head, thinking: I've studied hard for 20 years and worked hard for 30 years. Finally, it's time for me to show my strength, cough

"Cough cough..." Dean Liu coughed more and faster than him, The first one said, "Yang Rui, are you studying ice cream? Fluid mechanics. "

The assistant principal of Geophysics looks at President Liu with admiration: he is worthy of being the deputy director of the first-line department. Everything in the laboratory is research, and everything in the classroom is teaching. These golden rules are always remembered. It's easy to say, but hard to do!

The leaders suddenly became active. Yes, they all used liquid nitrogen. Even the ice cream they made was a by-product of studying fluid mechanics!

It's not a waste to use food as experimental materials. It's saving! Middle school biological anatomy, why don't teachers use mice, but crucian carp or frog? It's definitely not that the teacher wants to drink fish soup or want to eat Tiao Tiao chicken. It's just that crucian carp and frogs save money. It's not that the key schools can't afford it.

Why does Schrodinger want to play with cats instead of pigs or cows when he is doing ideological experiments? No, it's because cats save space. If you say there's a cow or pig in the box, you don't know whether it's alive or dead before opening it... The listeners were distracted at that time, and they didn't want to know about the thought experiment. First of all, what? A cow or a pig in the box? You pretend to show me, you pretend, you pretend, what do you pretend! What container? What container? Do you want to open the container? Do you have a key? Do you provide pliers? Have the dockers engaged in rough handling?

Newton's intellectual development, why not use durian apple, he did not know that durian is the king of fruit? No, it's because Apple saves money. If you say that I was thinking that day when a Durian fell from the sky, the audience would be distracted on the spot. I don't want to know the three laws. I swear on the spot: are you stupid when you are hit by Durian? Is that thing tasty? Can't even smell it on your head? What? Not yet ripe? Can the unripe fall off? Don't think we are British, we haven't seen durian on the tree!

In a word, President Liu's words activated the imagination of the leaders.

The executive vice president made a self-examination on the spot and said, "our experimental conditions are really a little poor. I remember that the Department of biology used broth and agar as the culture medium before. Agar was quickly approved, but the broth just couldn't be obtained. In the end, there was no way. Professor Cai bought the meat with his family's meat ticket, cooked the broth and took it to the laboratory, but none of them noticed, He also asked the students to drink half a pot. Is that right, Professor Cai

Professor Cai nodded slightly and said with a smile: "my wife scolded me all afternoon. She said that it was an experiment that could be done with half a pot of broth. Why did she take a pot of broth? Then I asked the students to eat at home. She said that if there was oil and water in her stomach, she would not use her intelligence to find food."

"Yes, our conditions are too difficult. If society wants to develop, it needs the support of science and technology, research of science and technology, and social resources. This is a complementary process. In my opinion, it is urgent to improve the fund allocation of ion channel laboratories!" A person with a high level, half a sentence solution field, half a sentence station field, a sentence to complete the transition, to achieve the goal.

The president immediately nodded and said, "I agree that the conditions of the ion channel laboratory really need to be improved. We can't let the meritorious officials shed blood and shed tears. Yang Rui, you are the director of the ion channel laboratory. You draft an application for payment. I'll go to the Standing Committee of the university to help you raise the flag."

The director of a laboratory and the person in charge of a laboratory are just like the difference between a cadre with an establishment and a worker without an establishment. The difference between applying for payment and the shouting of the Standing Committee of the university is more like applying for a loan from a bank and withdrawing money from a bank.

Yang Rui, who has just made ice cream with liquid nitrogen, can't help but feel happy and said: "thank you, President, academician Cai, and other leaders. I'm afraid I can't do it. I'll write the application carefully."

Yang Rui's low profile is pleasant. It's just like an ordinary person who flatters his superiors with anxiety. If the superiors respond, they will feel relaxed immediately. If the superiors are arrogant, they will not be in a good mood even if they are unwilling to continue shooting.

The headmaster was in a very good mood at this time. He said with a smile: "if you call me headmaster, I'll give you a shout. If you have anything to do, you'll come to me. Although Professor Cai is a member of the academic department, my official is bigger than him."Everyone laughs and cooperates perfectly.

Xu Anqing, who slipped in, was crazy. What's the matter? Is this a normal world?

To Xu Anqing's disbelief, Yang Rui not only didn't hide his liquid nitrogen ice cream, but took it out openly, put a big iron spoon into the flask, inserted a medicine spoon for taking solid powder, and handed it to the public, and said: "the flask and spoon are carefully washed, these are specially used for eating ice cream."

"Why ice cream cups?" A leader asked foolishly.

Xu anqing roared in his heart: it shows that he often uses liquid nitrogen to make ice cream! It's still very hot in Beijing in October. It's cool to eat ice cream... It's like eating ice cream

Yang Rui also raised his head in surprise and said, "because people often come to the laboratory to eat ice cream, we have to prepare more tableware."

President Liu looked down at the tableware in his hand, gave up the treatment, simply scooped a big spoon, stuffed it into his mouth, and then froze.

It's very delicious!

The most important feature of liquid nitrogen ice cream is its smooth and tender taste. Not to mention that President Liu doesn't often eat ice cream, he is also a legendary ice cream gourmet who speaks highly of liquid nitrogen ice cream.

As a kind of ice cream for adults, its sweetness is not high, but the taste is good, but it is memorable.

After all, it's a legendary molecular dish.

Liquid nitrogen ice cream, laser baked noodles and so on are all basic dishes in molecular cuisine.

Nevertheless, at the beginning of their withdrawal, they were all Michelin grade. In order to make them, Yang Rui studied them carefully for several days.

In terms of the price of equipment in the 1980s, molecular cuisine is really an exclusive dish that can only be made by advanced laboratories.

President Liu unconsciously licked his lips with his tongue, and said with endless aftertaste: "it seems that there is still a bit of wine?"

"It's rum today. I added a bottle of rum." Yang Rui pointed to the empty bottle with a smile.

Looking at the English letters on the bottle, everyone immediately felt that the ice cream was better. A few did not prepare to eat, but also can not help but taste.

For a moment, the lab was full of spoons digging for ice cream.

Xu anqing can't see it any more. He says in a loud voice, "it's not right to make ice cream with school instruments."

President Liu Yilin immediately looked at him with threatening eyes.

As a result, Xu anqing was not afraid at all and looked back like a fighter.

President Liu coughed and said, "ice cream is just a by-product of research, just like you dissected rabbits and boiled them..."

"According to the regulations, rabbits after dissection should be treated innocuously." Xu anqing answered calmly.

President Liu still needs to talk about it. Yang Rui got up and said with a smile, "food research and biological research are different. The purpose of food experiment is to eat. I don't know how to know if it is successful."

"Research? You've eaten all the research results. What kind of research is it? " Xu anqing behind the braided girl stood out, righteous words accused Yang Rui.

Yang Rui was surprised: "the research results are the process of making ice cream. Ice cream itself is just the product of research."

"How do you prove that you're studying ice cream, not eating it?" Braided girl looked at Yao Yue who was eating ice cream and said angrily, "you just made it for the sake of inviting girls to eat ice cream."

"In order to eat ice cream, so do ice cream research, I admit, but I eat is the product of research, this has to be clear." Yang Rui then opened the drawer, took out a stack of paper and said, "I wrote my paper."

"You wrote..." Xu anqing was stunned: "in order to eat ice cream, you even wrote a paper?"

Originally prepared to turn a blind eye, even the leader who opened his eyes to tell lies was full of surprise: did he really get a paper?

They all spread it.

Yang Rui ate the ice cream, nodded, shook his head, and said: "I didn't write the paper just to eat ice cream. I wrote the paper after studying ice cream. Oh, mainly for guidance. The first author is Yao Yue. I'm the corresponding author and the second author. I've been published in food science research. How about Sci impact factor 1.0?"

"Ice cream can also publish papers?" The girl with big braids can't believe it. When you look at Yao Yue again, you are even more reluctant to eat ice cream and publish a paper by the way? What kind of world is this?

Yang Rui sighed: "isn't that nonsense? You eat cereals, pork, chicken, mutton, ham, green leafy vegetables, which do not scholars do research"You didn't invent the ice cream..." the girl with big braids had a weak voice.

Yang Rui shrugged: "this is a brand new way of cooking. I refer to Bruno goussault's research on sous vide, which has greatly changed the production of ice cream. You can taste it."

In a word, there are two English words. By the standards of the 1980s, this is undoubtedly advanced research.

The girl with big pigtails stares at a cup of ice cream ball sent by Yang Rui, and is deeply entangled.