Chapter 5558

(I've been a driver every day during the Qingming Festival these days! Continue to be a driver tomorrow! So, there may be only two chapters in these two days! The day after tomorrow! Ah, China's holidays, are tortuous! As far as I'm concerned, funeral is purely for the living. I used to think that my father's ashes would be put at home, and I would provide them every day!

The old man refused! What bad luck! Ah, I don't understand. It's not lucky to kiss my father. Then, in my spare time, I often look at my father's photos, which is more meaningful than burning paper and incense in front of the grave! Of course, people in the world can't help themselves!)

"What do you want to say? We are eating hot pot and chatting Mr. Wen will send Lin Feng away in a word.

Lin Feng laughs.

"Small talk is small talk, but we can't really talk like common people here!" Lin Feng said with a smile, "you have to change something."

The two gentlemen turned their lips.

"How do you want to change?" Asked the two gentlemen.

"It's very simple! As far as I'm concerned, it's really easy to solve! " Lin Feng said with a smile, "it's really a good solution!"

The two gentlemen frowned. Good solution? You're bullshit! It's as easy to solve as you said!

"Look, these three things are really easy to solve! First of all, Chinese people make less money. The simplest way is to raise their wages directly! Now the minimum wage is doubled. The minimum wage per capita shall not be less than 5000 yuan! " Lin Feng said with a smile, "this is what you said! is it? Next file, that's it! "

Poof! The two gentlemen hardly had a mouthful of wine. What you said is so easy! Are you kidding! It's as simple as you said! If only it were that simple. Then they directly issued the minimum wage of 10000. This involves the redistribution of resources, the profitability of all walks of life, and the whole national economy. This is not a joke.

"The second problem can also be solved. The pressure of Chinese people is not great. It's easy to enact laws, continue to encourage late marriage and childbearing, and then let go of school district restrictions, school quota and everything! Then there will be no pressure! " Lin Feng shrugged.

Poof! This time, the two gentlemen directly took a sip of wine and sprayed it to Lin Feng.

Lin Feng is a direct God reaction, sideways hide away.

"Hey, hey! You two, you can't do this. I don't like men! I'm not a guy! " Lin Feng shook his fingers at the two gentlemen.

The two gentlemen were directly infuriated by Lin Feng's words and coughed violently. Fortunately, the guards around also know that Lin Feng and the two gentlemen like to joke, so they didn't rush over. Otherwise, I'm afraid Lin Feng is facing a group of greedy bodyguards.

"You are not right! First, I think you two are not ready to agree. I think it's very difficult! As far as I'm concerned, you two should rise to the challenge! This is a great man with great spirit and broad mind Lin Feng a word, almost did not put two gentlemen, direct diaphragm should die.

You are so teasing!

"As for the second, I don't think you will agree! Oh, I'm so disappointed! Really, it's very simple! You two sign a red headed document here and send it out. That's the end! What a simple thing Lin Feng shrugged and looked disappointed.

The two gentlemen are ready to kill each other.

"Xiao Lin, if you want to be so unkind again, we'll call the security guard to drive people out!" Mr. Wen said maliciously.

This is too bullying! Do you talk like that! New year's Eve!

"Speak well!" Mr. Xi glared at Lin Feng.

"Hehe, let's talk about the third thing, which you two can definitely do." Lin Feng slapped his hands and laughed. He came to the spirit. "By the way, where's the wine? Where's the wine?" Lin Feng pointed to the empty glass.

Mr. Wen put the bottle heavily in front of Lin Feng and said, "pour it yourself!"

Lin Feng turned his lips.

"It's boring! Bully people Lin Feng looks aggrieved.

Poof! Bullying! Who bullies whom! The two gentlemen are going crazy at the moment. Lin Feng is totally rude. How dare you say that!

"Speak quickly!" Mr. Wen's good temper was also worn away by Lin Feng.

"Third, we Chinese have too little rest, which is really the best solution. Don't say anything, just extend the rest! This should not be a big problem. There are only seven legal holidays in a year. It's really rare! " Lin Feng shook his head.

The two gentlemen meditated. This can indeed be increased. They have had internal discussions before, but compared with other national affairs, this is really nothing.

"What's your opinion?" Mr. Wen asked.

"It's very simple, just add a few more holidays. We have so many holidays in China, do not rest, interesting? They are all talking about "May 8th wax", the Dragon Boat Festival, the Mid Autumn Festival and the Spring Festival. Now there are three days off for the Spring Festival, and the rest are not. And the Dragon Boat Festival and Mid Autumn Festival, needless to say, must have a holiday! I think the Dragon Boat Festival is open for two days! One day is certainly not enough! Take a day off, that's no rest. Then the Mid Autumn Festival is more important than the Dragon Boat Festival, at least three days Lin Feng said with a smile, "and the Chinese Valentine's day, the Western Valentine's day, is burning in the motherland. We in China can't help burning! It's also a holiday! At least two days! "

"Wait!" Mr. Xi spoke.

"Tanabata is not Valentine's Day!" Mr. Xi corrected that "Qixi, also known as Qiqiao Festival, Qiqiao festival or Qijie's birthday, began in the Han Dynasty and is a traditional cultural festival popular in China and other countries in the Chinese character cultural circle. It is said that on the night of July 7 or July 6 of the lunar calendar, women beg for wisdom from Vega in the courtyard, so it is called" Qiqiao ". It originated from the worship of nature and women's needling and begging for cleverness. Later, it was endowed with the legend of Cowherd and weaver girl, making it one of the most romantic festivals. "

"Song luoye and Jin Ying said in the book of drunken man talks:" on the seventh day of the seventh lunar new year, Panlou buys and sells begging goods. From July 1, when the horses and chariots were angry, to three days before the Chinese New Year's Eve, when the horses and chariots were not passing by, they were choked by each other, and they were not able to get any more results until night. " Here, from the grand occasion of buying Qiqiao goods in Qiqiao City, we can infer the lively scene of Qiqiao Festival at that time. People began to buy Qiqiao goods from the first day of July. There are lots of people on the Qiqiao market. On the eve of the seventh lunar month, Qiqiao becomes a sea of people. It's hard for people to travel. Watching its customs, it's no less than the most grand festival, the Spring Festival. " Mr. Xi explained.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Feng said definitely, "but, anyway, it has changed now. Now among the people, Tanabata day is Chinese Valentine's Day! We should conform to the public opinion! Don't be arrogant

Mr. Xi was speechless.

"Yes, you have a point. But why take two days off? This doesn't make sense! One day is enough Mr. Wen frowned.

"Ah, ah, ah!" Lin Feng shook his head again and again, "my husband, you don't know the young people now! You said that on Valentine's day, you are going to dress up pretty early to date your beloved girl. Prepare a series of well prepared programs for it, whether it's going to the movies, going to the park, or going to do something. Finally, after dinner and in the evening, will you go home? How boring that is! How terrible that is for men! This day is in vain! You have to go to the hotel at last, don't you! In this way, one day is perfect! Go to work the next day, you say, this is not depressing! It's been two days straight. How interesting Lin Feng laughs.

Mr. Wen said nothing directly. What a broken reason! But when you think about it, it makes sense.

"And Qingming Festival, this tomb sweeping and ancestor worship, can't be without rest! And this will take at least three days! " Lin Feng stretched out his finger, "this calculation, three days of Qingming Festival, two days of Dragon Boat Festival, two days of Tanabata Festival, three days of Mid Autumn Festival, three days of May 13 and three days of November 11, there will be sixteen days! Not enough, not enough! "

"There are three more days for the Spring Festival! That's enough Mr. Xi reminded, "it's all 19 days. It's only seven days before. It's nearly doubled!"

"Oh, yes, Spring Festival! Lantern Festival, also to rest! Well, I think it's better to have a rest from the first day of the lunar new year to the Lantern Festival! " Lin Feng laughs.

Poof! Two gentlemen once again a mouthful of wine directly toward Lin Feng face spray past, and is a left and a right, attack.

This time, absolutely on purpose! Indeed, the two gentlemen were also angry and happy by Lin Feng. So many days before that, they all thought it was a little too much. You're good. The Spring Festival has changed from three days to 15 days. Aren't you just making trouble! In this way, the country must be in trouble! Too much rest!

"Hey Lin Feng directly leans back and takes the "bullet time" of the matrix to hide!

"You two, what you say is like splashing water, spitting and nailing! That's the deal! " Lin Feng laughs.

Astonished! The two gentlemen almost want to throw the hot pot at Lin Feng. You're such a jerk!

Such a big thing, so decided, this is not bullshit! Can you do that!

Also a saliva a nail, you come here, our mouth full of saliva spray dead you! The two gentlemen glared at Lin Feng angrily.

"Ah, you're not right. You can't spit if you have something to say!" Lin Feng said, "there is no such thing! Well, you say, how to rest! If we don't rest these festivals, sooner or later the Chinese people will forget it! In short, we must rest! No matter what, have a rest! At most, it's better to spend less time on Spring Festival! "

The two gentlemen can't laugh or cry at the moment. Lin Feng is playing tricks again. You are Fengshen! Great Fengshen! Can you be reasonable!