Chapter 3367

"Lin, we are willing to be the first plaintiff!" Said Jessica and Liu Yifei aloud. They are happy to help Lin Feng.

"Well, it's a little difficult. Feifei, although you are American, you are Chinese. Yellow skin, so you don't get the jury treatment Lin Feng sighed helplessly, and then looked at Jessica again, "as for Jessica, although you are a real American, because you are a Hollywood star, and your identity is in the conservative sagramanto, you don't have an advantage at all. I'm afraid it will backfire! "

The girls frowned. Liu Yifei, an American, can't do it, and Jessica, an American, can't do it. What should we do? Who is right? None of the rest is suitable.

"Lin, who is that? What do you want to say? " Avril asked, frowning.

"Well, Ron, they offered a candidate. You all know this candidate, and she has promised to appear in court, but this requires your consent. " Lin Feng said.

Everybody knows! All the girls had a flash in their mind, and they all guessed the person -- Ivanka trump!

"Well, that's her! She is a well-known lady, and her status is easy to get the favor of the jury. " Lin Feng looked at the women's obviously black face, but said, "this time it's just a stopgap measure, Ron. They said that the jury's attitude is the key. Therefore, as the first defendant, Ivanka's winning the favor of the jury is the key element of victory. "

The women were silent. There is no rage in Lin Feng's imagination, no storm in Lin Feng's imagination, but this silence makes Lin Feng more dignified. It's more terrible to say nothing.

Lin Feng didn't know what to say at the moment. After all, these people in front of them are all their beloved women, and now they are pretending to be lovers in court with other women, which will not be easy for anyone. After all, this is not acting. There are two worlds inside and outside the play. Therefore, Lin Feng did not know what to say. Can only accompany silence, silently eating.

"By the way, I've read a wise saying. It's accurate and interesting." As soon as Lin Feng saw that the atmosphere was so dignified, he decided not to be silent any more and decided to tell a joke.

The women were expressionless, just eating in silence.

"Well, about heartbeat, a sociologist came to a conclusion about heartbeat after more than a few years of statistics. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches 250, it must be first love. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches 180, it's definitely cheating. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches 120, it's definitely love. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches 80, it must be your wife. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches 30, it must be a dinosaur. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches zero, it's definitely myocardial infarction. " Lin Feng said that, laughing, "if you kiss a woman, you must be a fool or a fool."

Lin Feng was very happy when he saw this story about heartbeat. He thought it was very interesting. But at the moment finish, but found that Avril they not only did not smile, but a look of resentment at himself.

Well, I seem to have said something wrong! What a mistake!

"Well, I said something wrong. I'll punish myself for tea!" Lin Feng bowed his head and drank his own tea.

"Brother Lin, how much is your heart beating when you kiss us now?" Huang Meixi asked.

"Yes, brother Lin, is your heart rate 80 or less?" Li Zhiyou is also a bit resentful.

"In my opinion, maybe it's only 30!" Avril snorted.

"I think if it's Ivanka, maybe 180!" Jessica is not immune to Lin Feng either.

"Maybe, maybe!" Sharapova said.

"Boss, you don't know how to tell jokes!" Lin Zhiling looks at Lin Feng with a speechless face.

Isn't it? It's a fight to tell such jokes at this sensitive moment.

"Well, I was wrong. Why don't I change a joke! How do you describe a girl as beautiful, A God replied: "since she moved here, the price of toilet paper in the supermarket has gone up."

Lin Feng finished, still happy. It's a classic. If you describe a girl's beauty and appearance from the front, it is inferior. But this is not from a positive description, but can let everyone know the beauty of women, which is really unexpected, but also hilarious. But it's true! The more beautiful a woman is, the easier it is to become the object of YY.

However, with the end of the joke, several girls are still not happy, but more resentful.

"Well, well, I admit, I don't know how to tell jokes. I accept the punishment! How do you want to be punished? " Lin Feng had no choice but to raise his hand to surrender.

"Brother Lin, in fact, we also know the difficulty of this matter. It's just that you are not discussing with us at all, but a kind of notice. For us, can we refuse Ivanka's appearance in court? There is no more suitable person. There is no one else except her. This is not a notice. " Li Zhiyou is kind-hearted to solve the trouble for Lin Feng.

Lin Feng smiles awkwardly.

"But since there is no way, we will support Ivanka's appearance. But we will not appear in court! " Li Zhiyou said, "brother Lin, we also have our pride and self-esteem. I hope you understand! "

"I'm sorry that you've been wronged because of me. But I promise, no next time! " Lin Feng said.

"Well, in that case, we won't say much. Come on, let's have breakfast. Then tomorrow, we will wait here for the good news from brother Lin! " Li Zhiyou smiles and enlivens the atmosphere.

Li Zhiyou is the first woman to follow Lin Feng. Now she is pregnant, so everyone is willing to listen to her words. Now that Li Zhiyou has spoken, other people will not say anything more.

"Well, that's it!" Lin Feng nodded.

"But, brother Lin, you owe us one thing. When this lawsuit is over, we'll ask you to do one thing. You can't refuse it! " Li Zhiyou turned his eyes and giggled.

Er! Lin Feng was very embarrassed. When did Li Zhiyou become so cunning? Now, he is in trouble. They are all very strange. It's not easy for them to let go of themselves. But at the moment, can you refuse? Obviously, I can't refuse!

"OK, no problem. No matter what I will do, I will promise you Lin Feng promised.

The girls looked at each other and laughed. This time, it depends on Lin Feng's performance. If he and Ivanka have any affair, hum, they will never forgive Lin Feng lightly. On the contrary, they let Lin Feng pass easily.

A day will soon pass. The next day, accompanied by Li Zhiyou and others, Lin Feng appeared in the court of sagramento.

"Lin, how did you persuade them not to appear in court? If they appear in court, the identity of Ivanka's first plaintiff will not be so convincing! " Ellie said admiringly, "I wanted to tell you, but you thought of it first."

Lin Feng frowned directly.

"Ellie, they have their own self-esteem. Ivanka is now my girlfriend. What are they here for? What should I think? " Lin Feng said in a displeased voice.

Ellie's tongue. Seeing that Lin Feng was not very happy, he said nothing more. So as not to make Lin Feng more unhappy. Anyway, she's just a legal adviser. Just make sure she wins the lawsuit.

"Hi, Lin, it seems that I have brought you some trouble this time." Ivanka came over and saw that there was no one beside Lin Feng except Ellie. She naturally understood what was going on. Compared with Ellie, Ivanka naturally knows Avril better. And understand why they didn't come. To be honest, if Avril and her friends come, she will feel uncomfortable. After all, she's just posing.

"Look, President Bush is here!" Ellie turned her mouth behind her.

Lin Feng turned around and saw Bush enter the court accompanied by rice.

"Hi, Mr. President, we meet again. But I didn't expect to meet you on such an occasion! " Lin Feng laughs and shakes hands.

Bush was reluctant to shake hands. But his lawyer reminds him that as a defendant, it's better not to refuse to shake hands with Lin Feng in court. Otherwise, it would be very troublesome. It would make the jury unhappy. It would be troublesome.

"Be generous, president. There are a lot of journalists here." Rice is also a reminder.

Thousands of reporters gathered outside this trial. As the first president to appear in court in the history of the United States, he naturally received a lot of attention. President Bush had a hard time getting in. In the court, at least more than half of the audience are journalists. Anything Bush does here will attract great attention and follow-up comments.

"Lin Feng, don't think that if I show up here, you will win. I'm telling you, you can't win this case. This is the United States, and I am the president of the United States! " Bush holds Lin Feng's hand and smiles on his face, but there is a hidden murder in his sentence.

"Ha ha, President Bush, why don't you think that this is the United States, and you are the president of the United States. I have a foreign investor to accuse you, but you are here in the end. Doesn't this just mean that the time, the place and the people are on my side?" Lin Feng laughs.

Bush snorted, his hands parted, and was too lazy to pay attention to Lin Feng. To talk to this guy is to hold back.

At this time, the judge came out to confirm the identity of the plaintiff and the defendant.

"Your honor, I would like to make it clear that my first plaintiff is not my client, Lin Feng, but Mr. Ivanka trump, Lin Feng's girlfriend. She will sue the US government as Lin Feng's current girlfriend and ban Lin Feng's visa innocently. " Ron stood in the courtroom, shouting.