Decoration Maple jade pendant?

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Xiaotian raised her hand, touched her neck and said, "I'm hanging on my neck."

Hanging around your neck?

Below the neck, isn't it a sweet chest?

Xiaotian put his jade pendant on her chest every day? Is she making a confession to me?

Because I care too much about him, so I put him in my heart every day?

Let him hear her heart beating?

Xiaotian

Does he want this face or not?

Wait, there seems to be something wrong. Xiaotian hangs his jade pendant around her neck every day. Now, his jade pendant is still around her neck, but why is it so smelly?

This stink, enough to let a live do not know how many years of him, into a permanent sleep.

So: "Xiaotian, does your chest stink?"

Xiaotian

"I send you..."

Sister!

I don't know how good her breasts are?

And how can anyone's chest stink for no reason? What is in Xiufeng's mind all day? Does he have shit in his head?

But why is this space so smelly all of a sudden?

"Master, did you fart?"

Xiu Feng: "I'm not sure."

"Presumptuous! Xiaotian, how do you speak to me? What do you mean, I fart? "

"Because this space suddenly gives me a foul smell in my nose. I can't find any language to describe this smell. So, master, admit it. You're farting, aren't you?"

"Ben Zun..." Xiufeng blushed: "I didn't put it!"

No?

Xiaotian believed his lies!

"Master, if you let it go, how can you not admit it? I won't laugh at you, but Shifu, the smell is a little smoky. It seems that Shifu's stomach is not very good. "

Xiufeng was Xiaotian said, old face once again a red: "I have said, I did not fart, this kind of humiliating things, how can I do?"

Is it insulting?

What's the shame of farting?

Xiaotian white Xiufeng one eye: "if according to the master's meaning, you live to become an old monster level character, even fart not once? If so, master, why haven't you suffocated yourself? "

Xiu Feng: "I'm not sure."

"Xiaotian, you are bold!"

"Master, I'm not brave enough. I'm just a little bigger than your head."

A little bigger than his head?

Is there such a big person in this world?

Xiufeng doesn't want to talk to Xiaotian. Every time he talks to her, he gets angry. He gets angry. At the end, he is almost deformed by Xiaotian.

"Xiaotian, I think you are looking for death. Tell me if your chest stinks?"

Damn it.

"Your chest stinks!"

"If your chest doesn't smell, why is there a pile of poisonous gas gathering on your head in this space?"

If this space stinks, her chest must stink? Where on earth is Xiufeng going crazy? It's his own fart, but he just said it's because her chest stinks.

How many bags does Xiufeng brain have?

Xiaotianqi is not good, but she just wants to keep smiling. She says to Xiufeng, "master, I swear that my chest is intact, so master, don't talk about my chest, it stinks?"

"But if your chest doesn't stink, tell me, why does your space stink?"

Because he farted, and also dead do not admit, so, his space stinks, stink to death!

Xiaotian really felt that the smell was a little disgusting. She raised her hand, patted her chest, and forced to vomit: "master, I beg you, apprentice, please don't fart any more. The taste is really delicious. So, master, could you restrain yourself a little bit?"

Xiu Feng: "I'm not sure."

"Xiaotian, I said it, but I didn't let it go! It's just that you stink and you don't admit it. Do you think you've fallen into the cesspool outside? "

Kill him

"You just fell into the cesspool!"

"Xiaotian, how dare you talk back to me? Do you know who I am? "

Nonsense, she just knew that Xiufeng was her master, so she restrained herself a little when she talked back. Otherwise, Xiufeng might have been angry by herself now.

Xiaotian forced down the nausea in her heart. She held her nose: "master, I can't bear your fart fragrance, so goodbye, master. Enjoy it by yourself."Fragrance?

Although what he put was really fragrant, he swore that the reason why the space would suddenly become so smelly really had nothing to do with him.

He didn't let it go!

No!

"Xiaotian, you stop for me. Today, if you don't get rid of this disgusting smell for me, then you don't want to leave the space."

Xiaotian

"Master, you always have to fart, and you can't use the plug to plug your ass, so you just need to restrain yourself as much as possible, wait for the smell to disperse, and then you keep putting it, so the taste won't be so big, right?"

Xiufeng forced himself to chop Xiaotian to death and said, "Xiaotian, how many times have I told you? I didn't, I didn't, so how can you not believe your master's words? "

Look around the flowers and plants are directly withered by the smell, so, how should Xiufeng believe his words?

This guy is either brain bag, or sick, psycho!

Xiaotian pinches her nose and keeps away from Xiufeng all the time, but I don't know how. The farther away she is from Xiufeng, the more stinky the smell is. What's the situation?

Why is that?

And Xiaotian also feels that the smell seems to come from the entrance of the space, the sleeping trough, the smell

Really, if ordinary people can't bear it, Xiaotian comes back to Xiufeng with her nose in her hand and asks, "master, how can I feel the smell coming from outside the space? It's really smelly. That disgusting sour smell, mixed with the body odor that hasn't been bathed for hundreds of years. Mom, it's really killing you! "

Xiu Feng: "I'm not sure."

"So the fox smell, the sour smell, comes from you?"

Xiaotian's smile directly solidified, and she said unhappily: "master, although I often don't take a bath, I don't have body odor or sour smell, so this odor will never come from me."

Don't take a bath often?

No body odor?

No acid smell?

Xiaotian sure?