Chapter 427: 12.35

'Sailor Larva has arrived! In the name of the moon, I shall punish you! Kyun~!'

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'MASTER BAI, SAY SOMETHING!' Larva protested as it nudged on Yunyu gently. Even if it was upset, it didn't want to hurt its beloved Master. So Larva only nudged on Yunyu with its tough shell but still throwing a temper tantrum like a child.

'Master Bai! Do you not like my current look? Do I look too poop coloured for your taste? Wuwuwu, this Sailor Moon wig is made by you! You always said to me that I look amazing with this wig! Because I resemble Sailor Moon the most!'

Larva looked so depressed because its master didn't like it anymore because of how ugly it looked now.

'Wuwuwu, Master Bai, Larva is going to cry now. Do you want Larva to cry? Please compliment me before I'm crying for real!' Larva threatened. Though, for Yunyu, it felt more like a desperate begging rather than a threat.

Bai Yunyu had no idea what this thing was and why it suddenly appeared in front of him. But one thing for sure…

It looked so ridiculous with that fake blonde hair and tiara.

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"You will cry again if I said that you look ugly, right?"

'WUAAAAAA!' Larva cried for real this time. It rolled on the floor like a kid throwing a big temper tantrum. Yunyu watched for a while how Larva kept rolling around like a wheel on the floor after it got tired.

Yunyu watched for a while, and after Larva got tired, it looked at Yunyu again, full of dramatic desperation, as if waiting for Yunyu to finally praise it. Yunyu sighed and asked, "Okay, then, what do you want me to call you?"

'Hehe, aren't I cute? Call me Cutiepie Larva!' Larva said excitedly.

"Okay, you're such a Cutiepie, Larva," Yunyu said helplessly. Larva seemed to be so happy with its master's compliment, and it jumped to Yunyu's bed again and snuggled, demanding Yunyu for a hug.

Yunyu sighed again and hugged this cold shell of a weirdo, and even patted it.

'Hehe, I know Master Bai still love me the most! But don't tell Master Han about this. I don't want Master Han to throw me away in some random world for interrupting your night! He is so mean, wuwuwu…'

Bai Yunyu got even more lost the more this… thing spoke. It kept telling some random stuff that Yunyu didn't understand, "Who is Master Han? And why are you calling me Master Bai? Wait, wait, for a start… what are you and why are you here?"

'Umm… is this part of your methodological acting again, Master Bai? I remember when you said that you want to be a method actor, so you had sex with another Master Han's shadow in front of the real Master Han that you chain, to experience the real sense of adultery?'

'I mean, Larva is still terrified when I see Master Han's face. Master Bai, you're really an exceptional method actor! I can't believe Master Han actually crushed a world out of rage because of you!'

"Well, I don't know about this Master Bai and Master Han you're talking about, but I will definitely not messing around with that Master Han of yours," Yunyu said as he imagined some ancient god stuff.

'Wu… Okie, since Master Bai is still in your method acting, then Cutiepie Larva will explain everything like a good teacher!'

Larva suddenly summoned a screen with a moving background, which for Yunyu, was like some otherworldly stuff. He was glued immediately when he saw that projection coming out from Larva.

'My name is Larva, your cutiepie system. I am here to aid you for your task through the world to complete the… um…'

Larva was confused when it saw Breakmeter and Fatemeter. Instead of regular Ragemeter and Fatemeter. Larva started reading the guideline solely created for it because Larva often messed up its task. Larva continued reading the guideline. But the guideline didn't show any information about Breakmeter.

'Um… Master Bai is in his method acting again. and I don't know what Breakmeter is…' Larva was mumbling. 'Mmm… ah, Let's just ignore that Breakmeter first. Focus on Fatemeter…'

But Larva always believed that Master Bai and Master Han loved each other so much, so as long as Master Bai filled the Fatemeter, everything will be completed no matter how.

'Oh well, I don't know that that Breakmeter is, but just focus on Fatemeter! Look here, Master Bai. Master Han has 50% Fatemeter already, you just need a bit more, and you will be able to complete the world!'

"I seriously don't understand what you're talking about, and who is this Master Han again?"

'Tsk, task, Master Han is Huang Shu, your husband! Master Bai, if Master Han heard you talking like that, he will be angry again! Ish, he has a very bad temper, so scary… wuwuwu.'

"Huang Shu? But he is… okay, nevermind," Yunyu felt if he continued talking with this Larva about this, there was no reasonable thing that would come out. So it was better to accept its words. "Okay, so, Huang Shu is Master Han, and what should I do again?"

'Well, all you need to do is making him falling in love with you deeper until that Fatemeter reaches 100%! In short, all you need to do is to have a good life and be happy together with Master Han!' Larva said excitedly. 'Hmph! Why do you name me Homewrecker System? I want to be Happiness System!' it protested cutely.

Yunyu was appalled with this weird thing, but it was very harmless, at least from Yunyu's view. This thing didn't seem to have any intention to hurt him. In fact, Larva was back to snuggling with him again.

'Now is Larva's chance to snuggle with Master Bai again before Master Han returns. I bet he will throw me in some scary world again! Like in that intergalactic world with the Zergs. Do you know that I have to incarcerate a hundred Giant Zergs alone? Master Han is so cruel, wuwuwu…'

'But for now… hehe, Master Bai always have the warmest hug. Larva loves you so much!'

Bai Yunyu patted this thing as if it was a kid that wanted to be cuddled and loved. He still didn't understand anything about this thing, but Larva said its existence was just to show how much Huang Shu loved Yunyu.

"So, Huang Shu only has 50% love for me?"

'Yes!' Larva answered.

"So, your function is just to show me how much Huang Shu loves me, right? I don't know where do you come from, but you have no other purpose?" Yunyu asked again.

'My purpose is to show Master Han's love for you with Fatemeter and to accompany you with my cuteness!'

"I see, but… you're a talking floating orange thing… people would think that you're a ghost."

'Aish, I'm usually a cute shining yellow caterpillar with cute blobs! I don't know what happened to me here!' Larva complained. 'It's alright, Master Bai. Only you can see me!'

The moment Larva said that there was a knock on the door. Both Yunyu and Larva darted their eyes immediately at the door.

"Master Bai, it's Meilan. Do you want to take a bath now? Your body must be sweaty after vigorous activity last night. I can totally hear your scream and His Majesty as well. I think everyone in the Palace of Serene Harmony can hear you, Master Bai," Meilan said, followed with a giggle.