Book 3: Chapter 8

“That’s a boob.” I mutter, feeling my way to the nightstand until I reach something soft. “That’s another boob.”

A mass of flesh to my right twitches when my finger slips into something wet. “Mm… that’s a pussy.”

I climb over a body in the dark, pulling my fingers back to my side. My hand lands on something hard and round.

“A butt? I guess it could be another boob.”

I give it a squeeze for good measure and hear a woman’s moan. Finally, I make my way to the foot of the bed and sit upright. I was, without a doubt, extremely hung over. Of course, I got rid of the nausea and the headache using magic. What did that leave left over? Well, I wasn’t entirely sure. Just overall desire to be left in the dark.

The pile of women that make up my bed are sprawled out in every direction. It consisted of most of the harem, or at least the more aggressive girls like Grimhilde, Millie, and the maids. It is dark, and I do not entirely remember each and every pussy that was rubbing against me like I were made of catnip nor the boobies flopping on every orifice of skin the previous night. At some point, I lost track, especially when I was drunk.

“Let’s Party!”

Those had been the words that set off the Riun celebration. I had made alcohol and a feast appear, and the town had partied. I had sat in a chair while people played music and danced. Half the harem wanted me out there dancing with them, and I had given them each one dance and one dance only. A few tried to get more but I put my foot down and they accepted it after some gentle persuasion.

Riun consists of about a thousand citizens total (not all of them had appeared in the square) and an additional 400 noncitizens. These are adventurers, serfs, and travelers that only stay in Riun, but don’t settle here.

With the settling of the new lord of Riun, the villagers wanted to shower me with gifts. However, their own city had been destroyed and the only gifts they had were the very homes I had built for them with my create city spell.

The most pious of them actually offered me their wives and daughters. The harem kicked into motion before I even could, and the girls ended up being vetted out very strictly. It was Mal who ended up leading the way, choosing to take up the mantle of vetting my future harem.

“Do you want this pedo pervert end up sticking his dick in any girl?” She snorted. 

“Well, no, but…”

“It is our duty as his harem to properly choose his women and properly train them.”

“Is that so?” It was impressionable Ariel, Tiana, and Elysa who were caught by Mal’s devilish words.

“I have been saying it for a while!" Bell snorted. "We haven't even elected a first!”

"A first?" Ariel asked innocently. 

“You know, the bottom bitch, the first mistress! Which girl is in charge of all the other girls?” Mal explains. “You need to start setting who allocates time with the master? Who sets the rules?”

“Well, Master typically sets the…”

“Exactly!” Mal sighs.” We can’t be letting him make all the choices, he’ll keep walking all over us!”

“I’m right here…” I mutter.

Mal takes one look at me, then drags the other girls into a corner and starts speaking quickly. She even manages to draw in the maids and Millie into it. Soon, as men went up to present their daughters, the women would head them off, examine the women, and speak quietly before she’d quietly leave, hiding her tears in shame. Of course, from what I saw, none of the women approached the level of my maids, let alone the other girls in the harem, so it wasn’t much of a loss.

“So, we’ve found two women suitable to add to your harem.” Mal declared proudly after a few hours of vetting all the town women.

She drags two girls out. One of them is a tomboyish girl with short brown hair, and mousy attractive features. The other is a dark-skinned elf beauty.

“Wait, that’s just Florian’s party, Nala and Lamilia!”