Chapter 35

At first, the thieves are surprised to see me appear. But I calmly explain to them that I'm there to see their boss. He’s initially resistant, but like a standard Japanese MC, I prefer talking over violence. I offer him money to avoid conflict. Since money is no object, even after he tries to extort me out of five times her worth, I manage to pay off the girl’s debt. He's quite surprised at how much I have, and eagerly eyes my wallet as I hand over the money. Likely, he will cause me issues down the line, but as a proper MC, I won't do anything until it becomes a bigger issue. I leave with the catgirl amicably. 

Just kidding, I'm not a standard Japanese MC, I murder them all horribly. Honestly, as I swing my sword, slicing thief after thief in half, I start to feel kind of bad for them. They seemed to lack all sense of preservation. I have already killed twenty of them single-handedly without even breathing hard, but the head of the thieves is glaring at me and shouting for more thieves to mindlessly throw themselves at me.

These guys are thieves, right? It’s not even like they have combat power. They’re pickpockets. Exactly why aren’t they running away? Right, because this is another world and in another world thieves are just mobs for the murdering.

I rip the spine out of a guy’s throat and spear another guy with it. At this point, I'm just seeing how gruesome I can make it, but even after I rip apart a bandit limb from limb like picking grapes, the thieves still throw themselves at me.I start moving things along a little faster now, cleaving a head with each wave of my sword. I am keeping an eye on the cat girl, and the head guy has dragged her to his room to rape her while I take care of his henchmen. It is moronic that he would put getting his dick wet over preserving his own life, but I'm not much better considering the situation.

I spare  and knock out several girl thieves. The bandit leader did give me one good idea. Selling women into slavery for profit. Since I could clean these girls up and restore their virginity, I could make a pretty profit. Either way, it'd be easier to get into the slave market with some girls to sell. I end up selecting four of them, all human. They aren't hot women. They are thieves, after all, so they look kind of scraggly. Their teeth are crooked, and they aren’t wearing makeup. They are still fuckable, but more along the lines of the bar skank variety.

No, I picked these four girls alive for another reason. That reason is that all four girls have the same brown hair, brown eyes, small noses, high cheeks, and size C breasts. Well, they have the same everything. They are all identical, and I just managed to snatch identical quadruplets. That's got to be worth some coin, right? 

Selling them is perfectly fine considering they are thieves, and I am killing everyone else. They should be downright grateful after this.

I open the boss guy’s door and step in. He's facing away from me, advancing on the catgirl with his hands out like a creep. The catgirl is huddled into a corner with her clothing torn in various places. 

"Y-you can't rape me!" She insists. 

"Hehe..." He laughs. "Give me one good reason!" 

"I-I'm a boy!" She finally shouts out loud. 

I stop as I enter the room. The bandit leader freezes too. 

"What?" The bandit leader asks. 

"What?" I ask. 

"I-I'm a boy! Don't you see, I don't have breasts!" Even though he says that, he has his arm across his chest like a cute girl. 

"It's a trap!" I cry out in horror. 

The bandit king hears me and spins around, drawing his sword.

"You made it through all of my men? That's impossible!" 

"The only impossible thing is your stupidity..." I shake my head. 

“I-I-I’ll kill you, you bastard!” He shouts, sloppily grabbing at his sword.

“Seriously? I just murdered everyone outside. Do you really think you can stop me? Even if you were ten times better that’s still…”

“Die!” He runs at me like he actually thinks he’ll win.

I bat away his sword and pick him up by the throat and create a portal, tossing him into it. If my calculations are correct, the other side of the portal is a black hole where he would be crushed for all eternity.

Looking down at the catgirl... no, catboy... I feel like I wasted an entire massacre. 

"Wh-what are you going to do with me?" He asks, shaking slightly as he sees me covered in gore. 

"I'm thinking on it." I wave my hand, causing him to pass out. 

I was really looking forward to the cat pussy. Now, my plans have been interrupted. Picking him up magically and carrying him back into the main room, my eyes fall on the four girls I had stashed away. With a sigh, I put the boy down and turn to them. At least I can salvage this trip a little by enjoying some criminal strange. 

I proceed to use magic to wake up the four thief girls. I immediately drop my pants, letting my large member pop up to attention. The four girls stare at it like they are staring at a viper.

“If you pleasure me well, I’ll let you live,” I declare, in no mood to play games. 

The girls start to cry, but that doesn’t stop me from what I do next.