Chapter 203

"Well, you are so cunning! They don't call me

On the phone, Lin Ke Ke's charming voice comes into Yue Fei's ears. Yue Fei can't help laughing. You can hear the other end of the phone. Her home is also very busy at this time. It seems that she is watching the new year's party. Yue Fei also hears Lin Danqing shouting for wine. It's just that Lin Kele obviously wants to come to Yue Fei's home for the holiday.

Yue Fei said with a smile, "I can't help it. Even if I call you, my uncle and aunt will blame me."

After all, there is no substantial relationship between the two people. If Lin Kele is suddenly called home for the holiday, it is not appropriate for him to be in love and reason.

After chatting with coke for a while, Yue Fei hung up and looked at the living room with a headache.

These guys didn't seem to be quiet at all. Although they had eaten a lot, they were still making a lot of noise while eating.

The whole living room is full of strong hot pot flavor. Fortunately, there is a special ventilation duct designed here, and the exhaust fan is always on, so that the whole living room will not be covered by smoke.

Yang yeyang, who is full of food, is sitting on the sofa with a leisurely beer. Watching Xiao Yue and Li Xinyi play games there, they are playing fiercely, and their eyes are bursting with sparks. Yang yeyang, the elder, didn't mean to persuade him. He was all at the theatre.

Originally, Li Yu and Ning Hailan planned to watch the new year's party, but the TV was occupied by the game machine, so they had to sit in front of the French window, chatting with each other with a glass of red wine. They looked as if they had entered a separate small world, smiling and chatting happily, especially with petty bourgeois sentiment.

WUTONGSHEN and Xi mouse continued to eat happily with a plate in their hands, whispered a few words from time to time, and then sent out a burst of meaningful laughter.

These guys are talking about something indecent!

Although the snake was sweating, he didn't eat much. His eyes were too short-sighted. He could barely see the meat in the hot pot when he put on his glasses. However, the heat rose, and the lens was covered with fog. He had to take off his glasses and wipe them after a while.

Among the people in this room, weak water and qingfan are the most speechless. Both of them are very fast in eating and cooking. They have mastered the fast and accurate truth. But the most puzzling thing is that while maintaining the high speed, they can maintain their elegant posture. They can't find fault, on the contrary, they can enjoy themselves. This is too unscientific!

Bingsha is the one who has no feeling for hotpot. She prefers ice cream to hotpot. At that time, she always wanted to throw her skate into the hot pot. Fortunately, Yue Ning found it in time, otherwise she would freeze the whole hot pot.

Speaking of this, I don't know if it's because she is not an animal. Except Yue Fei, her mana recovery speed and cohesion speed are the fastest among all people.

Yes, it's true that, as she said, among all the people present, ice gauze is really the strongest if we only evaluate the combat effectiveness of the body without the help of other means - although her brain is not very good.

After feeding September, Yue Fei just took a breath to have a rest, but those guys started to stir up again.

"Wow, ha, ha... Hiccup! What are you talking about? Although we are five individuals, we are five bodies and one mind. Don't get this wrong! Fit is our must kill skill... Belch! "

Zhu Xiaotian laughed and patted Xi mouse, with an abnormal blush on his face. The empty bottles of Wuliangye next to them exposed the cause of their ventilation.

"Men and men fit into each other. They don't feel it at all... Burp!"

Xi mouse's face is also red, and he shakes his head when he speaks.

"You're such a hot-blooded guy Ma Yichen curled his arms, and the developed biceps of his arm puffed up his clothes. If those hungry and thirsty women saw the muscles, they would be wet all of a sudden. Ma Yichen grinned: "it seems that I want you to see what is called man's romance!"

"Only fitness is the highest pursuit of men!"

"Xi mouse, you are too shallow!"

"Yes! That's right

"Bullshit." Xi mouse yelled, "compared with men's fitness skills, women's transformation skills are the king's way! Think about it, a burst of dazzling light as the background, the clothes on the girl's body instantly disappeared, and then in the dense fog, the looming carcass put on the temptation of infinite posture, gorgeous put on the light flying combat costume... This! It's a man's pursuit

Have you been brought into the second dimension by the weak water!?

"It sounds very interesting, but in fact, it's a little worse than men's fitness skills!"

Zhu Xiaotian smashed his mouth and gave an attributive. Compared with Xi mouse, a loser who has no affinity with women, Wu Tongshen, as a friend of countless women, has no feeling for Mahou Shaojiu.

Zhu Xiaotian suddenly clapped his hands and stood up wobbly, shouting: "I really need to show you what is called man's romance!"

wait? What is he going to do? Yue Fei suddenly had an ominous premonition. Before he ran to stop him, Zhu Xiaotian had already acted!

"Brothers, let's move and let him see the latest masterpiece we've devoted ourselves to developing!"

"To show it here?"

"Our new killer?"

"Yes, it is this kind of lively occasion that is more suitable for us to show!"

As they stood up and warmed up, waving their arms to show their muscles, there seemed to be a strange flame called "brother GUI" in that corner. Just glancing at it, Yue Fei felt cold on his back, as if he had been entangled with something terrible. He always felt that he would lose something if he looked at it again.

The movement on this side also attracted several people on the other side of the living room. Li Xinyi and Xiao Yue couldn't help pausing the game and looked at them curiously. Li Yu and Ning Hailan looked at Wutong God in amazement, and they didn't understand what these guys were doing. After seeing their actions, the female elites of the two shopping malls couldn't help showing strange expressions.

Zhu Xiaotian yelled: "ha! Come on

Yue Fei's face changed: "September!"

"Master..." September looked at Yue Fei eagerly and shriveled: "the movement is too big to stop..."

"Then interfere in what they see... Wait, no more..."

Yue Fei's anxieties disappear. Seeing Wu Tong Shen's brain beating, these guys seem to be really drunk.

As soon as Zhu Xiaotian's body turned, he changed his clothes in an instant. There was only a huge goggle on his body, which was engraved with the word "Zhu".

The other four guys moved with them. Two of them were in the shape of white crane's bright wings and stood there with one leg. The two of them jumped up in the air, and after a few circles in the air, they stood on Zhu Xiaotian's left and right hands respectively. They are also dressed like Zhu Xiaotian, with cattle and horses at the bottom and sheep and dogs at the top. Zhu Xiaotian took them both to jump up. After turning 360 degrees in the air, he opened his limbs and landed firmly on the shoulders of the cattle and horses below. The next moment, he raised his hands and caught the sheep and dog.

"Fit!"

Five people in the blink of an eye piled into a wall, and then also put a pose, proud extraordinary.

"Open your eyes... Belch! This is the combination of five channels, VER2.0

"No, that's right! This is... This is... Super luxury transformation... Burp! "

"The strongest combination since the beginning of the world!"

"The blood is boiling, there are trees!? There are trees, there are trees! "

I don't know if these five guys are all drunk. Although they have given the order of combination, the mana doesn't work according to their way of thinking. Although they are all five bodies and one mind, how can the skill of combination, which requires extremely fine control, be successfully activated when they are drunk.

So, the scene now is a room full of people looking at the triumphant wall standing there, like watching a circus performing.

"Wow, boss, are your friends from the acrobatic troupe? Or the basketball team? "

Li Xinyi was surprised and praised: "it's not a problem to jump so high all of a sudden and play basketball dunk!"

"Well, they're actually street entertainers."

Now Yue Fei really wants to learn from qingfan weak water, pretending he doesn't know them

"So it is..." Li Xinyi suddenly realized, looked at WUTONGSHEN and laughed: "it's really funny. It must be very hard to do this kind of work."

I don't know if funny artists work hard or not, but I know that their current work must be very hard.

"Oh, oh! Is that your new combination? "

I'm afraid Xi mouse was dizzy and didn't see clearly, so he clapped his hands and said, "it's really good - but it's not as gorgeous as the Transfiguration. Let me show you what the real transfiguration is!"

wait! What are you doing, rat!? Are you half stepping into some strange field like a debt manager!?

Yue Fei's face changed greatly. He quickly called Li Xinyi and said, "Xinyi, it's very late now. Shall I take you home?"

"Why? Boss, don't you have many vacant rooms here? Let my mother and I live here so late. "

Li Xinyi's heart is still beating. If she lives here at night, she can sneak into Yue Fei's bedroom in the middle of the night. Maybe something that makes people's heart beat will happen.

"This..." Yue Fei just made a hasty decision. He was just worried that these guys would take off and frighten Li Yu and them. But since Li Xinyi spoke, he couldn't drive them away.

"Look at my gorgeous transformation! Bili Bili... Cheers! Magic girl Xi Zishen! Burn the enemy to ashes! Please support Xi Zi! ╰（￣▽￣）╭☆”

Just for a moment, Xi mouse put on a light pink princess skirt, even a soft pink wig!

Yue Fei, Qing fan: Σ(° △ °|||)︴ Just such a hesitation, Yue Fei immediately saw the picture that made him cold all over. What makes Yue Fei most unbearable is that this guy is more beautiful than many girls after he changes into women's clothes—— Don't forget that Xi mouse is very handsome!

Lord Lucifer, this is the soul of this month. Please put it away

no no way! Never be distorted!

Weak water was stunned. She didn't expect that Xi mouse still had this hobby! Her mouth slightly tilted, looking at Xi mouse's dress with great interest.

Anyway, where did this guy get his princess dress from?

"Poof!"

Green fan Leng for a while, the drink in the mouth directly spurted out.

Li Xinyi and Xiao Yue point at Xi mouse and cover their stomachs. Their stomachs hurt when they laugh: "ha ha ha..."

Note: Mahou Shaojiu: the homonym of Japanese magic girl.

Note 2: Xionggui: it is a Chinese word from Japan. It is a honorific name for Xiongjun or male elders. It is synonymous with Cantonese "big brother" or Mandarin "big brother".

What needs to be distinguished is the muscle male, does not equal the elder brother to be expensive. In addition to being more muscular than the average man, he must also have a subjective interest in the same-sex chrysanthemum or a certain degree of basic feeling to be called brother GUI.

The earliest allusion comes from the shooting game "super brother expensive" series. In China, because of the spread of a series of videos of NicoNico Billy Herrington in Japan, it has gradually become well-known. At the same time, due to the proliferation of the so-called ACG co authorship, the word "brother GUI" has gradually shifted from the category of pure CO authorship to the concept of gay porn and deviated from its original meaning.