Chapter 148

"That's enough, that's enough... If you chop down again, this guy will really die..."

Yue Fei looks at the black and miserable Wutong God. He feels the same. He holds the weak water and doesn't let her continue to use drugs.

"Asshole! Bugs! Lamb Chop Suey! Who's flat!? Which eye do you see that this fairy is flat chested!? Stupid servant, let me go! How dare it challenge the authority of this fairy! We must let it know the power of this fairy! "

Hello, if the chest is your majesty, then your majesty is really not much

When she was in the fairyland, there were almost no fairies around to discuss with her about her figure. At most, she refined some pills to whiten her skin.

But since she came to the world and lost her magic power, her mood has changed from a big Luo Jinxian to an arrogant little girl. People around her often compare her figure, which makes her very sensitive when she hears about the topic of "chest".

What's more... The five communication gods are clearly their own death... They dare to challenge the weak water to open up without considering their own equipment level.

It's hard to stop people from dying.

"Calm down, calm down... I can only blame it for its blindness. Who said you have no chest? It's obvious! And it will definitely grow bigger and fuller, which will make women all over the world envy and hate. "

Yue Fei takes a look at the little purse bulging slightly in front of the weak water's chest. He feels that he has some conscience in speaking, but he doesn't want to die

Fortunately, weak water is a proud girl after all. She should be proud after being proud. If she is only proud but not proud, it will only make people upset and disgusted. If she is only proud but not proud, then she is not weak water. Yue Fei doesn't have much experience with Aojiao, but he also knows that most of Aojiao are tough and soft-hearted. As long as you follow her meaning and coax her, you can calm her down and become a soft girl.

"Who wants to be that big! Disgusting... You peep at me! "

Weak water suddenly widens his eyes, and his face turns red. Yue Fei's affirmation makes weak water misunderstand immediately.

Yue Fei said firmly: "absolutely! yes! No! Yes

"Well! You mean I don't even have the charm to attract you to peep! "

"Don't make trouble, ok... I said no, but I didn't... Hurry to get down to business..."

Yue Fei reluctantly raised his hand and surrendered.

"Well! If not! You'd better be honest, or you'll be ten thousand times worse than it in the future! "

Weak water finish saying, this just raised head, like a proud little peacock like to is twitching five pass God.

"Now, who listens to whom?"

Weak water stood next to her huge head, which was even higher than her. She raised her leg to get a foot. The rough and fleshy Wutong God didn't respond, but she almost lost her balance and fell to the ground.

Yue Fei holds her in a hurry and stares at ah Huang, who is grinning strangely beside her: if you want to find death, don't implicate us!

Huang quickly covered his mouth and turned his back. If weak water saw him gloating, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"What a disgusting monster! What's the matter with such thick skin?"

Weak water angrily raised his foot and kicked hard several times, which relieved his anger.

Yue Fei said to Wutong God, "five immortals, do you have anything else to say?"

"You... You..." WUTONGSHEN twitched and raised his eyelids feebly. "At least... At least please call me WUTONGSHEN..."

Hey, hey, the place you care about is here!?

"The five immortals are generally recognized by the Xumi world, so you can recognize them! In addition, I advise you to listen to Lord weak water, otherwise you will never go back to the fairyland. If you don't want to obey Lord weak water, we don't mind sending you on the road... "Xi mouse also bravely came up and fell down the well and rubbed his hands. Obviously, he wanted to get some interest back from Wutong God.

"I am also a monster with ideal and ambition! How can you be called a demon? " Wutong god suddenly roared: "the past black history can't stop my future achievements! Now I have a new look, a new life! Because I found the meaning of my existence! That is to make some achievements on the great career road of cowherd! I am the male demon who is determined to become the first cowherd in the world! Even death! Can't stop me from pursuing my ideal

"Boom!" A dull sound and a flash of lightning came down from the sky. As soon as Wutong God raised his head, he was knocked down again. The weak water's palm was beating with electric sparks. The blue and white electric sparks lit up her cheek. The expression of suppressed anger meant that she was very angry at the moment.

"It's ridiculous that a lowly demon dare to say something great in front of benxian! Although there are not enough people to leave you, since you sincerely want to die, the fairy book will help you now! "

Weak water finish saying, a hand took Yue Fei, began to draw mana.

A heavy pressure on WUTONGSHEN.

"Bang!"

A burst of white smoke suddenly exploded, followed by five sounds of "Putong Putong". As the smoke dispersed, we saw five monsters headed by Zhu Xiaotian fall to the ground with their heads firmly on the ground, and said in unison: "please, Mr. weak water, you must save the little demon's life! Xiaoyao is willing to give you a small amount of strength to do the work of dogs and horses! "

Yue Fei was stunned: "Hello! What about your courage to pursue your dreams and even die!? Your integrity has been broken to pieces

Ma Yichen looked at Yue Fei with disdain and said, "no matter how beautiful your dream is, you have to have life to pursue it! Moral integrity? What's that thing? Can you eat it? "

Yue Fei is silent. I really can't eat it.

"Good." Weak water narrowed his eyes, looked at the five people who worshiped him on the ground, slightly cocked, a little bit proud, said: "you made the right choice, the fairy will be merciful, spare your life, but later you must obey the fairy's order, if you dare to accept the Yin, then your life, the fairy will accept it impolitely."

"Absolutely not. In the future, Mr. weak water will let us go east, we will never go west, we will go up the mountain, we will never go to the sea, we will take off our pants, we will never wear clothes..."

The weak water was ashamed and angry, and said angrily, "who, who wants you to take off your pants, asshole! Heaven's punishment

Boom! Another flash of lightning came down!

The blackened Zhu Xiaotian was very aggrieved: "I just described it... I didn't really do it..."

Niu Dali asked in a stuffy voice: "so Mr. weak water, what are you calling us to do?"

"For what?" Weak water Leng for a while, "have not thought well."

"... what?"

Five pass God all silly eyes, haven't thought well to kill so fengfenghuo come to accept us? Who are we inviting? Who are we provoking!?

"Why do you ask so many questions?" Weak water was a little impatient. He glared at them and said, "it's not that I want to take over the job. It's not the three old bastards who asked me to solve this mess... In a word, in the future, you will help me find other monsters and subdue them. This is my task, and naturally it's also the direction you should work hard for!"

"This... Ok..."

"In addition, it's not so easy to open the gate of the fairyland. Now the earthly aura is so dirty and scarce, which makes it even more difficult. If you want to return to the fairyland again, the fairyland also needs your contribution."

"Well... Mr. weak water, let's contribute our strength. Let's help you. Then... Can we not go back to the fairyland?" Zhu Xiaotian opened his mouth carefully. "Once we go back to the fairyland, we specify that we should be locked up in Xumi world again. Although it's good inside, our life is too monotonous. We think that the earthly life is more suitable for us..."

"That's right." Ma Yichen and nodded hastily, "we want women in the mortal world. Women want money and money. No one can beat us. Why should we go back to the fairyland?"

Niu Dali echoed: "Niulang's career is very suitable for us. It will be our lifelong career in the future. With this skill, we will not worry about food and clothing in the future."

Yang Yue also said: "there is nothing more suitable for us than this profession. No matter how good the Xumi world is, it is not as good as the mortal world."

Gou Li nodded and said, "not bad, not bad."

"It's up to you then. You can do whatever you like on weekdays, but once I have something to do, you will appear in front of me immediately!"

"Follow the instructions of the immortal!"

Wutong God was overjoyed and immediately saluted the weak water.

"You go down."

Wutong God just took orders to go back to work, Yue Fei suddenly stopped them.

"Wait! Do you know that woman named Yang Ling is pregnant with you... Your child? "

Yue Fei felt very uncomfortable when he said this. What is your child? But this is the truth

Zhu Xiaotian had some doubts: "isn't that possible? The essence and blood of a mortal woman can't bear the demon fetus at all... "

"But this fact, when she went to do abortion, those doctors were killed by the guy she was born with, but the little monster has been killed by me."

Yue Fei pays attention to their expressions and how they react. As a result, he is very confused. They have no anger that their children were killed. Instead, they are indifferent.

"I'm afraid it's an accident. We didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. Yang Ling was the first human woman we met. At that time, she had a relationship with her."

"I'm not investigating your responsibility, I want to say..." Yue Fei sighed, "remember to use condoms in the future, and don't kill people again, OK?"

Zhu Xiaotian suddenly realized, and nodded: "I understand, my Lord."

"In other words... Big fool servant, what's cowherd's occupation?"

After Wutong God left, weak water looked at Yue Fei with some doubts: "Why are they so keen on pursuing this dream? Is this a great profession? "

"Ah

Yue Fei was surprised and didn't know how to answer. Next to him, qingfan blinked his curious eyes and looked at Yuefei, as if he was also very curious.

"Yes... It's a great career." Yue Fei said cautiously: "because this profession has sacrificed itself, it has saved many women from suffering..."