Chapter 3

Although weak water said very fast, Yue Fei never thought it would be so fast.

So when weak water kicks him out of bed in the middle of the night, Yue Fei's resentment is about to break through the sky.

"You are really a bad guy, aren't you! I've been abnormal since I saw you today. " Yue Fei clung to his hair, "what's the situation?"

"There are monsters."

"What do you mean?"

Yue Fei's movements froze and his face became very bad.

Weak water a pair of schadenfreude appearance: "this kind of breath is still very weak, so I am sure that there are animals become demons."

Yue Fei's face is tangled. He has popularized compulsory education for many years. He has seen everything. It's the first time he heard that an animal suddenly turned into a monster! It's said that if you want to become a demon, you can't practice hard in the mountains and forests for a hundred and eighty years, but this is the downtown area of Linjiang city!

You're going against heaven to build a demon in the city!?

"I don't think this guy is successful in cultivation. He's a lucky guy who's been stimulated by our aura. At most, he's a half demon who can't turn into shape." Weak water didn't care much. When she said that, she suddenly stopped and asked, "do you know me and those monsters... I mean those demonic seals in fairyland Town, what does it mean to lose the aura in the mortal body?"

Of course Yue Fei doesn't know.

All of a sudden, the weak water face showed a full sense of superiority: "I tell you, our aura is enough to make the desert covered with grass overnight, make the sewage turn into dew overnight, and make the injured mortals recover in the blink of an eye."

"That's a good thing."

Yue Fei is very happy. If the desert is all green, the house price will not be so high. It seems that this guy's coming down to earth is not all bad things.

The weak water suddenly straightens its face and continues to say: "those are all the ideal situations. Now the morality of the mortal world is declining, the environmental pollution is serious, and the aura of heaven and earth is filthy. The aura of our body is not controlled, and it will only become a violent disaster, such as earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis and so on, If there are lucky flowers, trees, insects and animals that absorb enough aura, they will turn on their intelligence and successfully evolve into monsters. "

Yue Fei's face turned green.

Two people quietly out of the door, came to the east side of the community, crossed the road, here is a small park, there are a lot of equipment placed here for people to exercise, at this time is naturally quiet.

"How far is it?" Yue Fei asked

Weak water pointed to the front: "right here."

"Ah Yue Fei was startled. Are there monsters here?

It's not strange that Yue Fei is not afraid. It's true that legends like ghosts and ghosts have a deep place in the minds of Chinese people. What's more, the saying of weak water must be true.

The real monster! In modern society, what is more precious than giant panda is here! It's less than kilometers away from his home!

However, Yue Fei tries to widen his eyes, but finds nothing.

"Hiss... Hoo..."

In the dark, suddenly lit up a little red awn, in the dark night, is so dazzling, so bright. A dense air slowly entangles the darkness, making it impossible for people to get a glimpse of the truth through the fog, just like a demon in a myth

"This, this, this..." Yue Fei shakes like chaff. His fingers slowly point to the past. At the moment when the red light is just rising, he sees the guy clearly.

"This is the monster!"

Weak water is very sure to nod: "this is the monster."

"I NIMA..." Yue Fei's egg hurts. What expression should he use now?

Just ten meters away, a yellow dog was sitting on a swing, one dog clawed on his body, the other one on his leg, with his back against the chain, looking up at the starry sky at a 45 degree angle, with a cigarette in his mouth.

Yue Fei, a stray local dog, has seen it before. It has no owner and has been wandering around the neighborhood, looking for food from the garbage can.

"Oh."

The dog raised his paw and recognized Yue Fei.

"Yo..." Yue Fei replied with a little collapse.

"Your visit without telling me disturbed my thinking." The local dog is very melancholy.

"What are you... Thinking about..."

"Half an hour ago, I was still wallowing in this garbage can, looking for food, but half an hour later, I was sitting on the swing with my cigarette in my mouth, thinking about life." "So I'm thinking about who I am, where I come from, where I'm going, and what I should do," he said

Yue Fei collapses. A monster, a dog demon who has just become a demon, is thinking about the ultimate problem of great idealistic philosophy. Not only that, it also raises the fourth question: what should we do?

Socrates will cry, asshole!

"Can you help me find out?"

The local dog took a look at Yue Fei. His eyes were so clear that he seemed to have realized the true meaning of life.

Yue Fei was shocked. He realized that what he was facing was not a local dog, but a local dog with great wisdom! A local dog with great wisdom or a local dog? Obviously not! It is now the wise man in the local dog, the MVP in the wise man!

If this is the starting point, it's the template of the protagonist worn by the soul. It's a strong man who is bound to go against the heaven!

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Yue Fei was ashamed, "I can't help you!"

As a decent human, he can't help a local dog, which makes him feel that he has lived in vain for more than 20 years.

"It doesn't matter. If it was that easy to find the answer, I wouldn't be sitting here thinking."

The local dog put his paw on Yue Fei's shoulder to comfort him.

I was comforted by a local dog! Yue Fei was in tears.

Weak water sneered, stood on tiptoe and tried to look down on the dog, said: "I'll tell you the answer. You used to be a dog, but now you are a dog demon. You come from the belly of a female dog... "

With a confused face, the local dog interrupted the weak water: "the dog is born by the dog, and the demon is born by the demon. But why am I born by the dog, but now I become a demon? It's not scientific... "

Asshole! You are the most unscientific being!

Weak water brain burst green veins, she suppressed anger, continue to say: "you finally want to enter reincarnation, or cultivate to become a demon immortal, ascend to the immortal world, in the book of life and death records, free you go to ask the king of hell!"

"That's not right... If these two are my possibilities, I haven't made a choice yet. How can there be a result? What if I deliberately choose the opposite of the book of life and death? If I go back to reincarnation and see the king of hell, I can't become an immortal in the book of life and death. If I become an immortal, I can't go back to reincarnation in the book of life and death... Therefore, I think the book of life and death is not scientific at all. "

Stop! Stop! Go on, Schrodinger will cry! Quantum theory has been proved by a dog!

"Cut the crap! What you should do now is to go with me at once

The weak water finally broke out and slapped the local dog on the ground.

"No... I'm a monster now. How could I be knocked down by little Lori..."

The local dog was dragged by the weak water, his whole face was lying on the ground, and his mouth was still broken.

Yue Fei followed far behind, with a tangled face.

The weak water gnashed his teeth and said, "because I'm Luo Jinxian!"

If it wasn't for the fact that no one was available now, she wouldn't care about the dead dog! It's so fuckin 'wordy!

"Didi!"

At this time, a crazy sports car came unsteadily, Yue Fei did not react, the sports car just hit the weak water!

"Weak water!"

At that moment, Yue Fei's breathing stopped.

Time seems to be pressed the slow key, playing frame by frame. After the luxurious Lamborghini sports car hit the weak water, the bumper, hood and front of the car slowly sagged down. Through the windshield, Yue Fei even saw the drunk face of the young driver in the car.

Then the car rolled over.

"What's it called?" The weak water face with the local dog turned around without expression, "it scared me."

Scared you? Nima, i... Yue Fei is speechless now, with a look of hell.

"Are you ok?"

"Nonsense! You want to hurt me with this shit? You're kidding Weak water a face of disdain, and then burst into a rage, "you are questioning this big Luo Jinxian?"

"Are you an iron wall..."

"It's unscientific... It's absolutely impossible for such a small body to stand in the same place safe and sound under such a big kinetic energy impact..."

The local dog continued to read on the ground.

Yue Fei was stunned for a while, and then rushed over. He was relieved to find that the weak water didn't even break his clothes. After that, he raised his heart tightly and rushed to the front of the sports car.

Lamborghini's beautiful body line is completely out of shape, as if it had been severely ravaged by a huge monster. Thanks to the quality of the world famous car, the driver in the driver's seat is wrapped in an air bag. Although he looks seriously injured, he still has breath.

Yue Fei's first reaction was to make trouble, and his second reaction was to call the emergency call.

"Hello! Hello, I'm at the east gate of Anxing community. I saw a traffic accident here just now. In addition, the driver is still alive. He drives a sports car and looks very rich. "

The phone went down at once.

"Whoa, it's done." Yue Fei breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the unfortunate child in the car sympathetically, "the phone has also been called for you. As for the treatment, it depends on whether your life is good enough... But with so much money, those doctors should not treat you badly."

Weak water dragged the local dog to Yue Fei's side, with a look of disdain: "do you care whether he lives or dies? Drunk driving, according to mortal law should be sentenced, right? Today, he ran into me. What if it was someone else? "

"Shh, keep your voice down. You're a fairy. Of course you don't care about this. I still have to live. I can't afford to be a kid who can drive Lamborghini. Let's go now. It's nothing to do with us. We're just witnesses, enthusiastic people. Do you understand?"

Weak water sneers, but they are not competing with Yue Fei. They go home quickly.

As soon as they left, an old Taoist floated into the park like a ghost. The old Taoist was full of wine, his face was red, but his face was serious. He held a strange compass and muttered to himself: "strange... Burp. It's clearly here... Why is it missing... What a strong interference... Burp! Did I drink too much? "