Chapter 17 - Give Me Hickeys

"Fine, fine! I understand! No need to hit me anymore. I wouldn't do it anymore!" Ryden said dismissively while waving his hand

It's like he didn't take the matter at heart. In his eyes, it was just showering at another place. Why make a big deal out of it?

Such a nonchalant attitude infuriated his wife and as usual, angering him as a disastrous result

Clyde went to Ryden before angrily pinching the man's ears. He put all strength he could muster into that pinch

The Prince that should have been used to the pain already after all the battles he had ever done his whole life cried out in pain

"A-aww! F-fuck me! God damn it, why are you so freaking violent?!" Ryden almost screamed while trying to remove the merciless fingers at his ears

Those fingers were soft but the pain made him unable to notice that

In Clyde's eyes, this Prince was overreacting. Isn't Ryden supposed to be a warmonger Prince

What is this little bit of pain for him?

In disdain, Clyde took back his hand. "So dramatic! Are you a princess made from glass? Aren't you supposed to be a war master that has bled countless times already?"

"Dang, I never knew that you could be this disdainful! For your information, I have lived on earth for more than 2 decades! It's earth, alright? The earth with pleasant bathrooms where I can shit properly and the earth without wars! I was not injured in wars for decades! Naturally, my pain tolerance is back to zero! " The Prince justified himself, he even seems a bit proud at himself but that just made his wife even more displeased

"Don't look proud. If what you said was true then your battle skills have also dulled! And with your pain tolerance back to zero, can you guess how painful it would be if you were stabbed by an enemy again?" Clyde said coldly and Ryden looks as if he was just doused with a bucket of cold water

Ryden also lived inside the Carstensen Empire for around 2 decades. His combined age would be around 40 or 50

Several years of that was him in always on the battlefield while the other half was spent on earth

No matter how skillful Ryden was before, his skills just like what Clyde said should have been much duller than before

"Oh shit! Shit! Shit! What if that wicked Emperor and Empress ordered me to be sent back to the battlefield? With my current state, how can I fight properly? I have too many enemies out there!" Ryden cried out in alarm

Sure, he should still be much stronger compared to an average Joe but that was it

If he were to enter the battlefield again, with the number of strength of his enemies, how could he survive?

Just thinking about it already frightened him and Ryden can only look at his wife

His unparalleled shamelessness showed itself again as he tried to act cute

"Honeeeyyy, what should I do? You certainly have a plan, right?"

Clyde has already become a master planner in Ryden's eyes. His wife surely has a way to help him, right? Right?

The omega shot his husband an even more disdainful gaze. This Prince actually haven't thought that far yet

Sigh ... what could Clyde expect from such a dimwitted husband?

The Prince didn't care about the prickly gaze he was receiving as long as Clyde would help him

"Your Highness, this is all more of a reason why you should act badly smitten to me to the point that you seem to can't bear leaving my side!" Clyde said coldly and the Prince's eyes twitches a bit but he still nodded his head

"Sure! Sure! I will do everything that you want me to do! And oh, don't bother explaining your train of thought to me. I wouldn't understand it but I trust you. After all, if I die, you would too, right? "

A simpleton is indeed a simpleton. Since this matter is related to his life, Ryden should do his best to understand the reasoning behind Clyde's plans

However, the Prince merely thinks that their lives are intertwined. If he die, the powerless Clyde would also die

If Clyde dies then Ryden would lose a master planner that would save his life

"Argh" Clyde grumbled in displeasure. He might as well just have a normal prince as his husband!

"For now, just .." Clyde trailed as he moved his bathrobe so that his collar and neck would be exposed

"Give me hickeys! The more the merrier!" He said through gritted teeth, stunning the Prince

As expected ... this Clyde is thirsty for him

Ryden's accusing eyes as not left unnoticed by his wife that glared at him

"You showered outside as if you don't want to shower in our room. That's already a big mistake. If we want to show that you are badly smitten to the point that you can't leave me that you will in turn use as an excuse not to be sent to fight, you must give the hickeys that I can flaunt to the servants and let them fan the flames! "

Although Ryden said that he has no need to explain it, Clyde still did. He doesn't want to be misunderstood by this dirty-minded guy

He absolutely does now desire Ryden, okay?

"Oh, is that so? Whatever" Ryden shrugs. If he can use his body to save his life then so be it

Even if Clyde were to take advantage of him, he would just think that it was a fair price for staying alive

As such, Ryden approached Clyde and only then did the latter feel nervousness

In his first life, he died before the wedding, in the second his husband is a homophobic scammer

Clyde is a certified virgin that doesn't have any experience yet. His intelligent side planned the hickey scheme but his emotional side suddenly realizes what is happening

As such, his heart became anxious. After all, this is his first time receiving kiss marks!