There is a river named Tianhe in Meiyu canyon. Any stone picked up by the river is Lingyu. As soon as the sky shines, the land shines everywhere, beautiful and beautiful. Meiyu castle is located on the hillside of Baiyu mountain, the source of Tianhe river. The mountain is covered with ice and snow all year round and crystal clear. Even the rocks are white Lingyu. It is a real white jade mountain.

In the culture of heaven and man, Meiyu Canyon is the most beautiful place in the whole fairyland. The scenery there is drawn by the Supreme God with a paintbrush. The Meiyu castle is a pearl on the Baiyu mountain. Even the bricks for building walls are made of Lingyu jade mined from the Baiyu mountain. It is known as the most beautiful castle in heaven.

No nobleman in heaven dares to be richer than Prince samp, because no one has more money than him.

Samp has a lot of money, but his son is pitiful. There is only one, named ovisamp.

The Duke of Samp regarded his only son as a treasure in his hand and a flesh in his heart. He even made a will to leave everything to ovisamp before he set out for the war.

But he had no other choice.

Ovisamp has a very special hobby. He likes eating eggs.

What he likes to eat is not the eggs laid by chickens and ducks, but from Xiannu.

He was the only son of Duke samp. He was spoiled and did whatever he wanted. He ate the forbidden fruit when he was very young. As a result, he was out of control and went farther and farther on the road of indulgence. So small that they are very empty, and they can't even act at the most serious time. Later, I don't know where he got a folk prescription, that is, eating eggs to make up for the shape.

It turned out that it was true. After eating for some time, he regained some abilities. Since then, he fell in love with eating eggs. To this end, he also studied and invented several different eating methods, such as barbecue, clear stew, braised pork, dipping sauce, steamed and so on.

These days, he always wanted to surprise old Shanpu, that is, when old Shanpu returned triumphantly, he would pull a noble heavenly woman, point to the woman's stomach and tell old Shanpu: Dad, you're going to be a grandpa!

Happy or not?

Happy or not?

With good things in mind, orvisamp suddenly shook a few times.

The woman of heaven and man who was with him made a very loud voice, which seemed to penetrate the roof of the castle and fly straight out of the nine sky clouds.

"The young master is really powerful. He has been completely conquered by you." The woman of heaven and man has a flattering smile on her face. The expression on her face looks tired but satisfied. Although this expression is very contradictory, it is just right. It makes people fantasize and has a special sense of conquest.

Ovi samp laughed, "really?"

"Of course it's true." The woman of heaven and man turned her head shyly. When she turned her face, there was a disgusting expression on her beautiful face.

Nima, you're over when people count to 36. You still have the face to ask whether people are true. Don't you have a little force in your heart?

Ovi samp felt very good and smiled happily: "I said I would conquer you completely."

Tianren woman's face turned into a toothache expression again. Although women are naturally good at acting, sometimes they feel so embarrassed. They are too fake and have no soul at all.

At this time, a servant's voice came from outside the door: "young Lord, we have caught the immortal and are preparing to take him to the dungeon."

"Don't rush to take people to the dungeon, take people to the kitchen," said ovisamp

"Yes, I'll go right away." The attendants left.

Ovi samp climbed down from the bed, put on his clothes and walked to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped, looked back at the heavenly woman, and a bad smile appeared on his face: "my baby, stay here, I'll be back soon."

"Little Lord, people can't even walk. Where else can they go?"

"Hahaha..." Ovi samp smiled happily and walked out of the door in high spirits.

When the door closed, the woman lying on the bed deflated her mouth: "bah!"

The kitchen is on the far left of Meiyu castle, a certain distance from the main body of the castle. After all, it is a cooking place, with oil fume, uncomfortable ingredients and food waste. Old Shanpu and small Shanpu are more fastidious people. Naturally, they will not build the kitchen next to their residence.

Next to the kitchen, there is a warehouse for stacking food materials, and there is an open space in front of the door. The open space was covered with broken pieces of spirit jade and a cross wooden frame.

This cross has nothing to do with God, only with the ingredients.

When ovisamp came to the open space in front of the kitchen, a man was already tied to the cross frame. The man's hair was scattered and his body was hurt. He looked very tired, but his eyes were shining fiercely. I'm afraid if he wasn't tied to the wooden frame, he would jump up and bite someone with his teeth.

A large group of celestial immortals armed to the teeth, Xianwu knelt on one knee and shouted respectfully: "little Lord!"

Ovi samp waved his hand and went straight to the cross wooden frame. He looked carefully at the man tied to the wooden frame, and then asked, "are you the pink thief?"

The man on the wooden frame blew his hair in front of his eyes, revealing a young face full of blood. A grim smile appeared at the corners of his mouth: "my surname is Liu Mingjun and the Taoist name is Hua Jianzi. You say that the pink thief is your grandfather and me!"

Ovi Shanpu frowned and suddenly punched Liu Jun in the lower abdomen.

A dull noise.

Huajianzi Liu Jun smiled ferociously: "hahaha... You haven't eaten for a few fucking days. Is that all you have?"

Next to him, a celestial immortal Wu came up and hit Liu Jun's head with the handle of a gun. Liu Jun's head suddenly tilted, there was a hole in his head, and blood flowed down his cheek.

"Shit, dare to be powerless to our little Lord, dare to scold again, and kill you immediately!" That day, people were immortal and vicious.

Liu Jun calmed down, But a series of strange laughter came out of his mouth: "Ha ha... I've never been afraid of death. You celestial beings treat the immortals in the fairy land as human beings, burn, kill, rob and insult the women in the fairy land at will. I just don't like you celestial beings, so I specially came to your kingdom of heaven to play with your heavenly women. I'll count them for you... As of last night... I played with 36 heavenly women, There may be your sister or your mother, ha ha ha! "

This is why he is known as the "pink thief". He committed crimes in the territory of heaven. When many heavenly women talk about the pink thief, chrysanthemums will be one of them.

"You fucking want to die!" That day, another gun hit Liu Jun on the head.

Liu Jun didn't care at all about it.

"Step back." Ovisamp said.

That day, Xianwu stared at Liu Jun with hatred, and then retreated.

Ovisamp snapped his fingers.

A fairy slave dressed in white came out of the kitchen, holding a box made of Lingyu in his hand. A variety of patterns and patterns were carved on the box, which was very exquisite.

In the kingdom of heaven, most large families and noble families have Xiannu cooks in the fairy land. Heaven and man are not good at cooking, so Xiannu who can cook is far more valuable and popular than young and beautiful fairy women in the slave market. Xiannu cook is also the only kind of slave who will not be abused by heaven and man. Of course, it is only limited to the owner's home.

The Xiannu cook knelt in front of Ovi samp and opened the lid of the spirit jade box for Ovi samp.

The Lingyu box contains several exquisite knives, spoons, bowls and dishes made of the best Lingyu, plates dipped in water and so on.

These are all tools for ovisamp to take and eat eggs.

It is said that only this set of tools and tableware for taking and eating eggs is worth 10000 cents, which can be described as extremely luxurious.

Another attendant came up and tied an apron to Ovi samp. He didn't put on leather gloves. Finally, he carefully handed him a knife that offended him. The whole process is full of a sense of ceremony and pays great attention to it.

When Ovi samp stood in front of Liu Jun again, he was no longer Ovi samp. He was Ovi samp, an egg expert.

"No one has ever dared to be rude to me. I'll castrate you and chop you up and feed you to the dog." Oviyamap light tunnel.

"Spit!" Liu Jun took a mouthful of blood and sprayed it.

Unfortunately, heaven and man are too tall. Even the medium-sized orvisamp is at least two meters and five meters tall. All his blood vomited on orvisamp's apron inlaid with Phnom Penh.

Ovishanpu extended his right hand holding the knife to Liu Jun's trouser waist.

Liu Jun suddenly became nervous, and his breathing was much faster than before. He was not afraid of death, but it was not the way he wanted to die. His favorite thing is to die on the belly of a heavenly woman, rather than being castrated and then chopped up to feed the dog.

But

He has no choice.

"Ah," he roared.

Ovishanpu sneered: "you shout, the more you shout, the more excited you will be. Your eggs will be full of blood and male substances, and your eggs will have higher quality. My favorite is your immortal eggs. If you improve the quality a little more, it will be more perfect."

Liu Jun can't call out.

Ovisamp stretched out the exquisite knife

Boom!

Suddenly a dull noise came.

All eyes focused on the direction of the sound.

That's the warehouse next to the kitchen.

It's weird. It's OK that the warehouse at the end is now emitting ink smoke.

Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine

A strange sound suddenly came from the originally quiet warehouse.

Ovisamp retracted the exquisite knife: "what's going on, go and have a look!"

Several celestial immortals walked to the warehouse immediately.

At this time, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened automatically, and a cloud of ink smoke gushed out of the door.

A few celestial beings and immortals who went up to check stopped warily. Here, there were more celestial immortals and immortals and immortals who surrounded aoweishanpu.

Vaguely, someone came in the ink smoke.

PS: I was shot in the flesh and went to Hangzhou. This is a regular update.