Chapter 331

Z City Police Department.

"Name?"

"Saitama."

“king。”

"Please be honest. I'll ask again. What's your real name?"

"Saitama."

“king。”

“……”

"What do you do?"

"Hero."

"Hero."

“……”

Director Xiong looked at King and Saitama helplessly and said, "well, these problems will be discussed later." His eyes turned to Saitama, took a drawing from the bottom of the table and put it on the table, "Mr. Saitama, right? Please take a look. This is an image of the prisoner drawn according to the description of the witness of the case. "

On the drawing is a sketch portrait made of two ellipses, one large and one small. The whole body is drawn with dotted lines.

"Just look at this paper..." king looked at Saitama strangely. "Saitama, it looks like you! It's really round. "

"Hey, king, don't talk nonsense. I'm not a murderer! I'm a hero! " Saitama pointed to the drawing and asked, "why is the whole body covered with black lines? Why not make the portrait more specific? "

Director Xiong smiled bitterly and said, "because it was night, the witness saw only a shadow in the dark."

"Shadow?"

King picks up as like as two peas, and picks up the drawing, comparing with the shadow of Saitama, he says with surprise, "Saitama, the same thing, you tell me honestly, did you do it?"

"... no, I've never done it." Saitama's anxious excuse.

King said in a deep voice, "Saitama, did you sleepwalk?"

Saitama said angrily, "king, don't wrong me."

King smiled. "Don't get excited. I'm just making a hypothesis. Well, yes, it's a hypothesis."

"Then, Mr. Saitama, can you explain where the blood on your arm comes from?" Director Xiong pointed to the blood stain on Saitama's arm and looked at him suspiciously.

Saitama explained, "it's the blood of a freak, because I'm being a hero! King can testify. "

"Me?" King pointed to himself and said honestly, "I didn't see it." He really didn't see Saitama kill the freak. Well, he didn't pit Saitama.

Saitama looked at King weakly, "King..."

King looked at Saitama innocently, "I really didn't see you kill the freak. When I went to the freak scene, the freak was dead."

"Well, next question, Mr. Saitama, what exactly do you do now?"

Secretary Xiong did not bother about the blood stain because he had asked someone to take samples for testing. I believe the results will be sent back soon.

Saitama thought for a moment and said, "hero, well, if the hero doesn't work, then I don't have a job for the time being."

"Unemployed vagrants?" Director Xiong nodded thoughtfully, "where does Mr. Saitama live?"

"Nobody street."

"No man's street?" Director Xiong looked at Saitama in surprise. "It seems that it is no longer suitable for citizens to live there?"

Saitama naturally said, "because I don't have to pay the rent, I choose to stay in no man's street."

The policeman in charge of recording looked at Saitama suspiciously, gathered up to director Xiong's ear and whispered, "director, this guy has no job, obviously a loafing social youth, and lives in no man's street. It's a place where dirty people hide in the city. Many criminals choose to hide there. What's more suspicious is that there are unidentified blood stains on his arm..."

"Hey, hey, I can't think I didn't hear you?" Saitama pointed to himself and said seriously, "I'm really a professional hero who has passed the hero identification test. My name is Saitama..."

Director Xiong and others simply said, "I haven't heard of it. Moreover, the unknown heroes are almost the same as the jobless vagrants?"

Saitama was stunned and opened her mouth slightly. Unexpectedly, she didn't know how to refute.

Poof!

King couldn't help laughing. Saitama didn't know if he looked like a bad man. He was mistaken for a murderer again and again. It's enough.

Director Xiong looked at King and said, "you too!"

“……”

King was stunned. Well, he was speechless.

"If I guess correctly, you think it's cool to be a hero, so you choose to be a hero? Indeed, a great hero like king who saves citizens from danger is very adorable! King... Oh, let's call you king for the time being. You should worship king before you think of yourself as king. You even pretend to be king by means of cosmetic surgery or make-up and join the hero Association in the hope that you can become famous like king one day? "

“……”

I'm king!

King can't laugh or cry. Can't this misunderstanding be solved?

"In fact, in our police's opinion, you heroes are just a group of legal gangsters. It's unbearable to fool around with the name of heroes. The trend of citizens worshipping heroes is just a child's play. In fact, our police have been doing what heroes do, and are more fully responsible for citizens' safety, but we always guard everyone silently, It has never been publicized everywhere, because it is our police duty to protect the safety of citizens, and saving people is a matter of course. "

Director Xiong looked at the dull king and Saitama and said to himself, "I'm really confused. How can you guys who are heroes for fame understand the true meaning of our police?"

King warned, "the hero's main duty is to resist the disaster of freaks."

Director Xiong shook his head and said, "the police can also use pistols to kill things like killing strange people. Therefore, if there are police, there is no need for heroes."

“……”

King smiled. He didn't know how to explain. How to deal with strange people with pistols? You are afraid to live in a dream. If ordinary guns can deal with freaks, there is no possibility of establishing the hero Association. It is precisely because guns such as pistols can not eliminate most freaks that led to the birth of the hero Association.

Saitama also make complaints about it: "you say this to the weirdo!"

Dong Dong!

"Director, pork chop rice has been brought."

"Well, take two."

Director Xiong handed king and Saitama two portions of pork chop covered rice and said, "guys, I'm very sorry. Our police department can only provide such lunch."

"It doesn't matter."

King opens his lunch box and eats it. Well, it's much better than eating instant noodles at home. Because of his identity, he doesn't even dare to order takeout.

"Just have a meal."

Saitama likes to pick up rice quickly. Free is the best.

Director Xiong looked at the two people with a big appetite and said with a smile, "let's talk while you eat." In fact, he was waiting for the blood test results, which determined whether he would investigate them in depth.

"It is undeniable that your heroes have done many beautiful things over the years, but our police are not idle. In fact, we are more busy than you, traffic command and anti underworld... Even if we lack our police for one day, I'm afraid the city will be in chaos. We work hard for the stability and prosperity of this society. However, because of the rise of heroes, Everyone ignored our efforts, but we are still working hard. There is a guy in our police department who is said to be a policeman because he lost the election. This is an interesting guy. Even if he has been a policeman for two years, he is still working energetically. However, last week, this guy fell down. He is not tired or ill, Instead, he was attacked. He was in critical hospital. Before he completely lost consciousness, this stubborn guy firmly sent the last message on the walkie talkie -- "Mr. bear, be careful!"

"Mr. bear is me!"