Chapter 16

Boom!

The wall of the shelter suddenly opened a big hole, and a tall figure stood faintly in the smoke.

KAKA!

The figure walked step by step, through the dust and showed its overall appearance. It was an intelligent robot, more than five meters tall, with metallic luster all over. Behind it was a big sword two meters long and half meters wide, and two rockets on its shoulders.

"Ah? It's a god level freak - Terminator, everybody run. "

"Help, who can help me."

The citizens who took refuge were frightened and screamed loudly.

Boom!

The rocket on the robot's shoulder was fired violently, a shell hit the shelter, the wall fell to the ground, and there were flames everywhere.

"Hey, stop!"

Walking in the fire, a figure came out, and the cold voice passed through the sparks. The cold eyes, cold expression and cold momentum

"Ah!? It's king, it's s S-class hero king. "

"What if king comes? The other party is a god level freak. No matter how strong king is, he can't beat the other party. When he comes, he just dies in vain. It's better to escape and save his life. "

"King, run fast and reserve your strength to do more meaningful things."

The citizens pressed down by the wall shouted.

"Run away?" Wang Feng pulled at the corners of his mouth and said with a smile, "if the hero escapes, who will fight?" He looked directly at the robot, and the voice over "sudden - sudden - sudden -" sounded at the right time.

"This sound is... Emperor engine!?"

"King... Has entered a state of battle."

"He can run away. Why should he stay and die?"

The citizens stared at the tall and straight figure.

"For what? He did it for us! " A young man angrily smashed his seriously twisted leg with his hands and cried loudly: "king is for us who are incompetent. He knows that he will die without turning back, because he is a hero. He is a hero who stands in front of us and protects us from the wind and rain."

"Hero? Ha, but a mole of ants, I can beat him into meat with one fist. " The robot seemed to hear the funniest joke in the world.

Wang Feng quietly looked at the laughing robot and said faintly, "have you had enough laughter?"

"Huh?"

The robot stared at Wang Feng fiercely, "shit hero, go to hell!" He waved his fist and hit Wang Feng.

Boom!

Wang Feng flew backwards and crashed into a wall.

"Hey, king, let me end you."

The robot is powerful and unforgiving. With a kick under its feet and a fist held high, it quickly approaches the fallen Wang Feng.

"King, be careful..."

The survivors shouted in horror.

"As a hero, it's time to tell you what to do in the face of such a thrilling scene."

Wang Feng sat up, suddenly grinned, took out a package of "Weilong" brand spicy strips from behind, pointed at the camera and said, "at this time, I'll be surprised by a spicy strip." With that, he took out a spicy strip from the package, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.

"Full of energy."

Wang Feng's momentum explodes the watch and blows the robot with one punch.

“king！”

“king！”

The survivors shouted in unison.

Wang Feng held the "Weilong" brand spicy strip in front of the camera, "when facing danger, come to a spicy strip to calm down and supplement high heat energy. You can be a hero."

……

Wang Feng watched the "Weilong" spicy advertisement on TV at home. He hid his face and didn't dare to watch it again. His fame was ruined in this advertisement. Xiqi told him that the hero publicity advertisement was a hot-blooded advertisement.

Lying in the trough and eating spicy strips are really hot. His blood is boiling, his head is sweating, and he is easy to get angry. However, this is different from the hero's hot blood I understand!?

He wanted to cry without tears. He knew it was such an advertisement. He wouldn't shoot it even if he was killed, but at that time, he had to bite his teeth and harden his scalp.

"Well, go out and get some air. I'm going to be depressed."

Since he shot this "Weilong" advertisement, he hasn't gone out for several days. For fear of being recognized, he pointed to him and said, "Hey, isn't that Weilong king?"

Die!

He put on the necessary black cap, covered his face, opened the door and went out.

……

Boom!

An explosion sounded. Wang Feng, who had just gone out, stared at the collapsed wall in front of him. Outside the damaged wall, stood a robot full of gun holes.

"Target found, target locked, cannon ready..."

The palm of the robot suddenly ejected a large number of flames. Wang Feng couldn't avoid it and was burned. A burst of fire passed, and Wang Feng's clothes were completely burned, leaving only a pair of four corner underwear alone.

"The target still has vital characteristics, rocket preparation..."

The robot flashes its data eyes and scans the flame for a while. The gun holes all over the body click out, and a yellow fire light is lit in each gun hole.

Boom, boom!

A dozen rockets were sprayed continuously.

"Damn it."

Wang Feng crossed his arms to block his face. The Rockets arrived in the blink of an eye and all bombarded him.

Boom! Boom!

Bursts of explosions sounded, and the house turned into ruins. Wang Feng stood up panting from the ruins and was blackened. He stared at the robot coldly and shouted, "who are you? Who sent you? "

"The target is not dead, the nuclear battery self explosion system is started..."

"Self explosion!?"

Wang Feng was surprised and was ready to avoid. However, the robot rushed over earlier and hugged him. Half a second later

Boom!!

From a distance, a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.

"Asshole!"

In the past, Wang Feng stood steadily on the ruins and stared at a pile of ragged robots. His expression was dignified. His clothes had already been burned out, leaving only a pair of underwear cover that was still intact after the explosion of incendiary guns, rockets and nuclear energy.

At this time, the voice outside the picture broke in: "Nike underwear is still intact regardless of any artillery fire. It is the underwear that heroes can always rely on."

"Nice underpants are strong and durable, breathable and refreshing. They are really nice underpants."

……

Ah!?

Wang Feng, who had just opened the door to go out, suddenly heard that the advertisement was broadcast on TV with his back open. He stumbled at his feet and was loveless in an instant. According to the two advertisements proposed by the hero Association, one is a hot-blooded advertisement. Well, the fact is a hot strip advertisement, and the other is a passionate advertisement. Oh, is the underwear advertisement passionate enough?

Well, hero Association, Sikh, I remember you. Don't let me seize the opportunity, or you'll spit blood.

Holding the door, he felt as bad as eating a dead fly, hurt his liver and gallbladder, and vomited blood in his heart.

……

No one street in Z city.

Saitama lay obliquely in his quilt, staring at the Nike underwear advertisement on TV. Seeing that the Nike underwear worn by Wang Feng in the advertisement was bombed by gunfire several times, he was still fine. He hung the dead fish eye, scratched his crotch and said to himself, "the man's underwear is so strong, and I really want one. I don't know if there is a special sale in the supermarket selling Nike underwear..."

Saitama met Wang Feng for the first time in her life. It was actually from the underwear advertisement. This... Is a little embarrassing!